Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
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Well,
These two fat shits don't even know what grapes look like. Hamu saw this on TikTok and got one of her big ideas on how to get engagement.
Well, her latest video has only 36k views in a day. In 2020, her New Year's resolution video garnered 147k views. But what do I know? I do not know YouTube as Amber does.
 
She's saying on Instagram that she loved camping as a child? When would she have had the chance to camp during her oh so neglectful, traumatic childhood?
It's such a stupid fucking thing to lie about.

People are still trying to play along with the MUH ANXIETY excuse for Hambo not being able to talk like a normal human being.

Wait, when did she first bring up being on a psych ward? I guess it must be another one of her ''I'm so troubled and deep'' attention seeking tales.
 
Let's see if things are better now/yet. Side note - nothing against Hospice at all, because goddamn, I could not do that job, but hey, admissions nurse, how about easing off on the gallon of perfume you put on to try to cover the antiseptic smell. Who do you think you are, Hamber with her eight million dollar perfume collection?

I have not watched Hamlard's NY resolution crap, because we all know the drill, and even talking shit at her for being repetitive is repetitive at this point.

I do love the fact that in a complete calendar year moving into another new year, having set a goal of getting to 350 pounds, she managed a grand total of....one. You know, Hamber, people would still watch you if you gave up the charade and gave in to your true love and starting porking out. You could still not use all those fucking planners, too. Just hold one up, tell us your goal is to gain turty pund by end of dis munt, and say you're going to log all your food and not do that part. See? you don't need to change anything except to drop the performative bullshit you layer on like it's the makeup you're troweling on your face. You'd make a lot more money than you're making right now, guaranteed.
 
'but it's DIFFERENT this time, you guiyz! there's no hard rules!'

Does this fat fucking pig never get sick of saying the same things over and over? Amber, what are you getting out of reliving this loop for the rest of your sick sad years? What are you trying to heal?

See, if she actually saw a fucking psychologist/psychiatrist/therapist/RATIONAL PARTNER, she'd be asked these questions. But, of course, she'd prefer to sit on her lardy gunty ass, typing on instagram with thumbs so fat they can't really hit the buttons and scream muhh i dainty!!! yall r phatfobik!!!!

Nobody is fatphobic. There's no such god damn thing. She's a boring, fat, narcissistic asshole. At least Chantal pays people to make herself seem interesting, but Amber can't get her chubby little pinkies out of your current gallon sized vat of McFlurry to send the funds. Unless they're to the Ever So Athletic Sex God Wipey! I bet she gets a nice steady wage. She hates her. We hate her. SHE WILL NEVER GIVE UP.
 
So last year's resolution video
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This is notable because this is the first thumbnail with Jade in. Her previous videos had about 40-50k views so she really click-baited the fuck outta this.

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To now and again about a 45% loss in viewership which actually trumped my original expectations of 35%. However, this is now applying the original 24-hour period and applying residual views. I think Amber has no choice but to post in January but wishes she could stay away. It would benefit her to go dark for a month like she used to but this shows how hard up for the money she really is.

I think now the audience is truly bored of her and it is just a few people now. If I was her I'd be bricking it because as soon as the Youtube dries Jade is fucking outta there and Amber knows this.

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Even this time last it was bad but this is Chantal levels, remember Chantal keeps relevant by spamming live streams multiple times a day so, in theory, 14k x 2 = 28k x 2 (days) = 56k. In theory, she is on a similar playing field as Al. Amber does this every 3 or 4 I believe the every other day format is dead too.

I think her channel is going to go very similar to lifebyJen's and it's going to be constant health talk, health talk, health talk. It will start off with a small increase but soon scare a lot off. I do think it is impossible for her to come back though because there is Alicia Doherty who is manic as ever and Chantal. Alicia's commentary is really varied and light whilst Amber's is boring. Chantal too is approaching a massive time too and Amber does not have the chops to compete with it. Alicia too pumps multiple videos like Chantal which drowns out Amber's pushing her to afterthought levels.

Here is proof
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If you look at Zm's content he spams Amber's videos until vlogmas is over and as soon as straight to Chantal's content and his views are much more consistent. Same with Alex anything Amber related goes on death ears but others even a Jen video gain way more interest. These are the 2 main reactors too. OhLordyit'sJordy has stated that Amber is failing to grab interest and he is seeking alternatives. Note Alex's chat in streams will boo Amber content and he has last few weeks veered from Amber for long periods.

I can guarantee this too the second reactors start dropping Amber her views drop because their routine is a) watch Amber's video on her channel then b) wait for the reactor because they want the reactor's view and actually don't care about her.

I think she does not truly realize how fucked up the river actually is. She cannot even get out of it either because historically in periods where she loses weight, her views decline by quite a lot. She keeps spamming non-tent thinking it gets engagement but it actually does not get engagement.
 
I'm going to assume Jade's the creten in that uses to soap to wash her grapes since Amber likes to use polls to make Jade look like shit. "C'mon guyz, it's not that weird! Obviously I, with a 135 IQ, would never do such a thing, but we all love that for her!"

Wait, when did she first bring up being on a psych ward?

I can't actually remember the first time she said that, but I'm sure she did once tell the story about how she was in the psych ward when she was a teen. Probably one of the times she was going on about how she's scared to sleep alone. So if it's a lie she's been telling it for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was, because if you throw a massive fit as a foster teen they're just going to institutionalize/medicate the kid.
 
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Teen Amber probably tried that "Binge Monster" bullshit and her adult handlers correctly judged her to be nuts and put her in the looney bin.

Unless she starts putting out interesting content her channel may be doomed. I think she's gonna have to hire a group of friends to film, because nobody wants to watch an aging lardball lie and act stupid.
There are cuter, more interesting fatties out there, and there are honest fatties showing weight loss.
Does anyone search for "32 Year Old Liar Acts Like A Toddler For 15 Minutes" on YouTube these days?
Okay so there's probably at least one person, but that one isn't going to make up for the rest of us that won't bother watching Amber's foolishness.
 
It seems like the her brief stint of being able to coast on her youth is finally coming to an end. Her body is going to start disintegrating at a faster rate now. It was baffling to me that she was outraged that she had teachers who would dare to ask her if her knees and ankles hurt when she was a in Newspaper Class High School and she couldn’t understand why they would be asking such a thing when she “does have any pain in her joints”

Bitch if you didnt have the luxury of lounging around and having your Negress fetch everything for you on your shelf ass all day and actually had to stand and move around your feet, knees, hips whole body would be screaming by the end of the day.
 
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I'm going to assume Jade's the creten in that uses to soap to wash her grapes since Amber likes to use polls to make Jade look like shit. "C'mon guyz, it's not that weird! Obviously I, with a 135 IQ, would never do such a thing, but we all love that for her!"
You don't have to assume. There's been a myriad of TikToks with black women washing anything from chicken to collard greens in the sink with dish soap. This is her low IQ racist shelf ass playing off of those videos not realizing that she's crossing a line by insisting upon a stereotype. As I said earlier, these two piles of lard have no idea what grapes even are.
 
You don't have to assume. There's been a myriad of TikToks with black women washing anything from chicken to collard greens in the sink with dish soap.
I’ve never heard of this so just assumed it was ever so quirky Amber, who we know washes her raw chicken.

Seriously…people do that? I’ll take a dedicated scrubbing brush to my home grown root vegetables, and rinse others. Seriously shocked though at dishwashing soap on veggies.
 
She mentioned being in a psych ward when she told a “friend” that she was suicidal or something and she got admitted. That’s where the infamous story of some chick trying to fuck her and moaning her name , and also having a clit piercing which she proceeded to rip out.
According to amber.

Yeah, no. No fucking way. Pretty much any psych ward will make you remove all piercings and jewelry when you get admitted. That clit piercing would be immediately taken out during the strip search. Not to mention that you can't so much as take a shit for longer than a minute before someone will come in asking if you're okay. I'm sure some idiots will try to fuck and even be able to get away with it, but Amber is not smart enough to pull that off. What a shitty tall tale.

Now that you mention it, I do remember a tiktok of a black woman filling her sink with chicken and bleach. Huh.

I once had a black roommate that used bleach and Lysol on everything, and then get pissed when I'd air out our room because the vapors from her leaving a bucket of that shit for hours in a closed room would fuck up my lungs so bad. Most of my most germaphobic customers also tend to be black women. Not just gloves plus mask and shield, but also cleaning scanners with cleaning wipes or Lysol they brought into the store or insisting that I must clean the belt in front of them before I do my thing. I wonder if it's a residual cultural thing from when black women often could only get work as housekeepers.
 
Seriously…people do that? I’ll take a dedicated scrubbing brush to my home grown root vegetables, and rinse others. Seriously shocked though at dishwashing soap on veggies.
Washing food, especially meat, with soap is very much a black cultural thing. Ambie thinks she's just dunking on her bayyyyy-buhhhhh for being stupid, but she's ackshully being lowkey rayciss, love that for her.
 
From what she is saying, besides having a fancy new colourful diary, she does not have a plan other than trying to eat "normal" portions, whatever it means for Amber. Amber probably expects to have bariatric surgery to meet the goal. She already said that she met the psychotherapy portion by having a HAES psychologist, and Jade is saving, as we speak, the surgery cost. What else can go wrong?
No, she's "allowing" herself to eat "normal' portions and foods. She is an empowered HAES QUEEN. Get it straight, fat-phobe.
 
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