Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

I wash fruits and vegetables with a drop of dish soap in a big bowl of water because I’m under the impression that vegetable wash is just very diluted soap. NB: am not black. I had no idea it was a black thing.

bby gorrrrl.... just use baking soda...........

 

[lol cow supreme]

Hamber got a taste of Ubereats in 2019 during her immobile feeder staycation in Lexington. This had such a lasting impression on her that her main goal now was to ditch the fags and their gaycare and move to the big city.

I remain convinced to this day that the only reason she moved to Lexington is because it was a more convient location food wise. She’s also close to more medical facilities which allows her to doctor shop for her issues related to being FAT which is good for her I guess

Cheesecake Factory is across the street from her apartment/shopping complex with her apartment. Theres also a ton of food within normal person walking distance. She is at "The Henry" in the lower middle. If you were to zoom in on the map there are a tone more restaurants

Seriously…people do that? I’ll take a dedicated scrubbing brush to my home grown root vegetables, and rinse others. Seriously shocked though at dishwashing soap on veggies.

If you rinse off any sudsy dish soap, you can put scrub brushes in the top rack of the dishwasher. Clean as new. Then you dont even need a dedicated one. Just wash it like a regular dish. As long as they arent a wooden handle they should be good.

bby gorrrrl.... just use baking soda...........

Black people use baking soda for a different trick when cooking around the house...

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I wash fruits and vegetables with a drop of dish soap in a big bowl of water because I’m under the impression that vegetable wash is just very diluted soap. NB: am not black. I had no idea it was a black thing.

I believe some of those washes actually contain hydrogen peroxide (though I may be mistaken). Peroxide is used as it's a cheap and effective disinfectant which just breaks down into water and loose hydrogen (trace amounts; you won't recreate the Hindenburg disaster in your kitchen). It's also often used in first aid kits as a substitute to iodine (people swear it burns less on wounds and doesn't leave the rust coloured stains - though it can potentially bleach clothing). It's also cheap, and found in the same grocery and drug store isles that you would find rubbing alcohol and iodine. If washing vegetables with peroxide interests you, there are many sources online, found by typing "hydrogen peroxide vegetable wash". To my knowledge, it's just diluting peroxide with water, spraying it on the fruits and vegetables, and then washing them off with water (but look online to get the proper peroxide:water ratio).

bby gorrrrl.... just use baking soda...........

I've also heard of people using vinegar. They swear that it also seems to extend the life of their fruits and vegetables - haven't tried it, so I can't say whether that's true or not, though.


[No shame to Jade (or anyone) who feels the need to wash their produce, but I think bleach causes more harm than good. And there are probably cleaner rinsing alternatives to dish soap for produce, but the tiny bit of soap is probably no big deal].

You just KNOW that now that people are going to run to her channel and say that making fun of Wipey for this is 'lowkey racist' and definitely a 'micro-aggression', Amber is going to try and convince everyone that she's a gworky gorl and it was actually AMBER who washes grapes in soap. You know, despite the YEARS of video evidence of Amber buying 'prewashed' and individually plastic-wrapped veggies to avoid washing them. She also eats off of paper plates to avoid washing dishes. Amber HOARDS soap; she doesn't actually USE soap.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder of how many of y'all out here washing food in detergent are getting mysterious cases of diarrhea, just out of the blue no idea what happened.

If you have to use anything stronger than a little vinegar to prevent bacteria from spreading, maybe get food from reputable sources instead of rooting through dumpsters and bringing home roadkill.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

C’mon Amber, Chantal has been quiet for almost 24 hours - now is your time to shine Gorl!

(Wash fruit / veggies in soap? I’ll occasionally run them under the tap if I remember to and I ain’t dead yet…)

 

[Goatchoker]

C’mon Amber, Chantal has been quiet for almost 24 hours - now is your time to shine Gorl!

(Wash fruit / veggies in soap? I’ll occasionally run them under the tap if I remember to and I ain’t dead yet…)

Same. I do wash berries in a bowl with tiny bit of vinegar and water but everything else is just a quick wash under water.
Garden veggies get the shirt wipe and are eaten right then and there usually lol.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I've also heard of people using vinegar. They swear that it also seems to extend the life of their fruits and vegetables - haven't tried it, so I can't say whether that's true or not, though.

Wash your strawberries with vinegar and water -- the acetic acid in the vinegar helps kill the mold spores that quickly turn a carton of strawberries into a carton of fuzzy yuck.

More on topic: Can't wait to see what's in store in 2023 for our greasy 550 elbee bag of lymph fluid and scabs.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

What gets me is people who wash beef, the blood and fats are what makes it taste good. I dont know maybe I am just a ghoul.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Wash your strawberries with vinegar and water -- the acetic acid in the vinegar helps kill the mold spores that quickly turn a carton of strawberries into a carton of fuzzy yuck.

Does this work for raspberries and blackberries? Or would it be too corrosive for thin-skinned berries? Those fuckers - especially organic - go nasty in a minute.

Back on topic of Amber and Jade and grapes and soap. There is a view that white people are, as a generality, disgustingly filthy in matters of personal, food, and household hygiene. It's unfortunate that an actually, notably, unhygienic white woman (amber) has witlessly waddled into this debate.

 

[beansoup]

Does this work for raspberries and blackberries? Or would it be too corrosive for thin-skinned berries? Those fuckers - especially organic - go nasty in a minute.

Back on topic of Amber and Jade and grapes and soap. There is a view that white people are, as a generality, disgustingly filthy in matters of personal, food, and household hygiene. It's unfortunate that an actually, notably, unhygienic white woman (amber) has witlessly waddled into this debate.

I use vinegar water on all berries and I've never had any issues, and I believe they extend the life significantly. I also keep them in glass jars or a container with a paper towel to absorb excess liquid and they keep much longer!

Also this is just Amber fishing for interaction, as ridiculous as it may be or sound. But thats our gorl I suppose, she's definitely not known for her brain power even though she has a genius-level IQ. I guess I just don't understand intellect like she does.

 

[Goatchoker]

Does this work for raspberries and blackberries? Or would it be too corrosive for thin-skinned berries? Those fuckers - especially organic - go nasty in a minute.

Back on topic of Amber and Jade and grapes and soap. There is a view that white people are, as a generality, disgustingly filthy in matters of personal, food, and household hygiene. It's unfortunate that an actually, notably, unhygienic white woman (amber) has witlessly waddled into this debate.

I do it to my berries. Very carefully lol.

Big Al gives 0 fucks. She’s a HUGE YouTube star in her mind and is just kinda overweight lolol. Anything she does is so corky.

 

[TardiX]

Wow a whole page about how everyone washes their produce jfc no one cares

I'd be surprised anyone in that apartment uses soap at all but if it's going to be someone may as well be the maid. Plus, the sink isn't at the couch so it can't be Hamber.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Her next attempt at spurring interaction will be a debate about which way the roll of toilet paper goes on the holder - do you have it roll OVER the top? Or from underneath? I await her verdict with bated breath.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Sorry, continuing with off-topic veggie-washing sperging because I made a huge error in my last post, and I can't change it and it's making me twitchy. Peroxide does NOT break to water and loose hydrogen. It would if it had the composition of H3O, but doesn't. It's actually H2O2. So (2)H2O2 --> (2)H2O + (1)O2. It breaks down into water and oxygen.

Don't worry because 1) I know I'm an idiot, and 2) My work has NOTHING to do with chemistry, so the population is safe.

Her next attempt at spurring interaction will be a debate about which way the roll of toilet paper goes on the holder - do you have it roll OVER the top? Or from underneath? I await her verdict with bated breath.

Neither, Jade holds the roll in her hand so she has easy access for wiping Amber.


And just to bring this back on topic, let's see what Amber's (YouTube) audience thinks the answer is to this incredible grape-washing debate:
(Not in order; I just smashed a bunch of comments into 2 files)

 

[TC-P]

Wow a whole page about how everyone washes their produce jfc no one cares

To be honest the entire off topic debate about how to wash produce is more riveting than BoringLynn's content.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Justine is exactly as petty, dumb and turncoatwhorish as the rest of them.
I'd refer you to the @pecansandies drama.

For sure. Stealing is terrible and the person mentioned deserves an apology.

 

[Constellationzero]

Sorry, continuing with off-topic veggie-washing sperging because I made a huge error in my last post, and I can't change it and it's making me twitchy. Peroxide does NOT break to water and loose hydrogen. It would if it had the composition of H3O, but doesn't. It's actually H2O2. So (2)H2O2 --> (2)H2O + (1)O2. It breaks down into water and oxygen.

Don't worry because 1) I know I'm an idiot, and 2) My work has NOTHING to do with chemistry, so the population is safe.


Neither, Jade holds the roll in her hand so she has easy access for wiping Amber.


And just to bring this back on topic, let's see what Amber's (YouTube) audience thinks the answer is to this incredible grape-washing debate:
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Who uses soap to clean her crack?

1. Becky
2. Becky
3. Becky

What were the other choices?

We know it ain't Hambutt or Jade, who definitely looks like she smells just as bad as Hambutt.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Sorry, continuing with off-topic veggie-washing sperging because I made a huge error in my last post, and I can't change it and it's making me twitchy. Peroxide does NOT break to water and loose hydrogen. It would if it had the composition of H3O, but doesn't. It's actually H2O2. So (2)H2O2 --> (2)H2O + (1)O2. It breaks down into water and oxygen.

Don't worry because 1) I know I'm an idiot, and 2) My work has NOTHING to do with chemistry, so the population is safe.

God, what a bunch of nerds on this here web site.

It's awesome.

Neither, Jade holds the roll in her hand so she has easy access for wiping Amber.

And it would take an entire roll to clean that trench of stank. I wonder if MG,W suits up in HAZMAT gear to perform that thankless task. With an O2 tank. Maybe trimix for the depth of that dive?

And just to bring this back on topic, let's see what Amber's (YouTube) audience thinks the answer is to this incredible grape-washing debate:
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The comments are the best part of her nontent.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

To be honest the entire off topic debate about how to wash produce is more riveting than BoringLynn's content.

I recall a couple people asking if there is an Amber related Telegram chat. In all honesty, it’s probably two or even three years too late for it to be worth making one.

Amber’s fall in subscribers was caused by many factors. Her non-tent is the most obvious one, but I think Amber and Jade going after reactors and discussion groups save for KiwiFarms bit her in the shelf butt far more than she realizes. If you are a content creator, you depend on people talking about you to bring and develop an audience. That shouldn’t be confined to the content you create. By taking down all the YouTube and subreddit communities, the haydurs that did not migrate to and thrive here lost interest or were turned off to Amber entirely. What’s the point of discussing a creator if the creator forbids any discussion anywhere?

I could create a private chat, but her content is so nothing that we’ve been debating on how to wash produce because it’s more entertaining and interesting than Amber has been in awhile. Not to mention Amber is almost always MIA during January. Bore-ing.

Dance, piggy. Your livelihood depends on it.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Sweet sweet amberlynn. The one who charged her supporters 8 dollars a month to chat with her on livestream, ignored everyone and only answered superchats so that people would pay more money. Now that’s respect!

What a weird thing to say….