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["Up 'N Da Club" intensifies]
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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The magnificent user base of Owen A. Forearms delivered a Russian Orthodox Christmas Eve of ribs shattering entertainment in the form of an 85 page e-novella. However, it wasn't enough, so Quasi will finally get the money he deserves from Patrork Shawn Hoglinson. The git's version will be left in the toilet of Hooligan's with a steamer right on top.
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payquasi.lol includes interest.
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"This must be what cocaine feels like."
Too straight-laced for his own good?
If he did try cocaine, Pat might stand a chance to be a little funny for a change albeit in a retarded way a la Warski, but I'm not holding my breath.
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Y'all been sleeping on Motley Poo. It slaps and hits hard today:
BoomerSperg1922
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Re-listening to the apostlegate tapes always makes laugh so hard I cry.
"No child, nooooo little baby child"
I still can't believe a 40 year old man talks like this.
"No child, nooooo little baby child"
I still can't believe a 40 year old man talks like this.
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Hope someone sneaks an audio recorder into the trial; so we can get Rick spazzing out about pepperoni, swatting, and toilet impersonations instead of explaining why he hasn't paid what was due.
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This book is incredible. What a way to start the new year
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This didn't get posted, Pat thinks the minority party should just be able to declare they're the majority and then... well, I don't know what because they'd still be the minority and lose every vote:
Pat makes up something that happens nowhere:
Pat's fellow defenders of democracy get upset that Rick only wants to toss out enough legitimately elected House members to allow the Democrats to seize symbolic power rather than completely eliminate the opposition:
Pat makes up something that happens nowhere:
Pat's fellow defenders of democracy get upset that Rick only wants to toss out enough legitimately elected House members to allow the Democrats to seize symbolic power rather than completely eliminate the opposition:
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The first few reviews for the REAL and TRUE 'A Christmas Carnage' are in...
It's a hit!
It's a hit!
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Pat, as usual, doesn't tell THE REST OF THE STORY...
Sure, he performed CPR on two people, but he left the best parts out.
I was curious about Patty's tale, so I contacted my friend at the FBI, who made some calls and quickly got me a source that worked as a lifeguard with Pat.
As to the man in his 60s, Patty was a teen then, and that old man was his "patron" whom Pat eagerly serviced; too eagerly that day it seems, as the gentleman had a heart attack. Pat was desperately trying to revive his sugar daddy, to no avail. His first love? (that's speculation on my part)
The second event was far more disturbing. Details are scarce; the witness told me that the child was black, and that Patrick ATE HER TONGUE. The CPR story was a coverup for Patty, who apparently has connections with considerable pull within NAMBLA and Boars Head, makers of fine meats. The witness was sobbing at this point, and I could get little more from him.
I asked the witness why he had kept these awful secrets for so long, and then heard a pop followed by a shrill scream. Shortly thereafter, his wife picked up the phone. The source had killed himself.
Sure, he performed CPR on two people, but he left the best parts out.
I was curious about Patty's tale, so I contacted my friend at the FBI, who made some calls and quickly got me a source that worked as a lifeguard with Pat.
As to the man in his 60s, Patty was a teen then, and that old man was his "patron" whom Pat eagerly serviced; too eagerly that day it seems, as the gentleman had a heart attack. Pat was desperately trying to revive his sugar daddy, to no avail. His first love? (that's speculation on my part)
The second event was far more disturbing. Details are scarce; the witness told me that the child was black, and that Patrick ATE HER TONGUE. The CPR story was a coverup for Patty, who apparently has connections with considerable pull within NAMBLA and Boars Head, makers of fine meats. The witness was sobbing at this point, and I could get little more from him.
I asked the witness why he had kept these awful secrets for so long, and then heard a pop followed by a shrill scream. Shortly thereafter, his wife picked up the phone. The source had killed himself.
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"Mr. Tomlinson, I have listened to this case, and I've come to one inescapable conclusion: you haven't the brains to successfully pick your nose, let alone pay Quasi $32,000."
"No, child, that's just your delusions again."
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'A Christmas Carnage' is also being lauded over at GoodReads:
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Paulmall Blartcop
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Now look here you fucking nigger
Those lovable rascals over there are goddamn saints. Owen puts the work in while Kiwi grows FAT off the lulz they provide - and you want to steal food out of the mouths of their (un-abandoned) children?
Rape is the mildest punishment you deserve
Meriasek
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2023 is shaping up to be a good year for the man of pig.
Well, maybe not for him. But for those who like to laugh at him.
I wonder how he'll continue to vigorously deny that he owes money.
Well, maybe not for him. But for those who like to laugh at him.
I wonder how he'll continue to vigorously deny that he owes money.
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Lol. I'm going to give Lady Rackets the benefit of the doubt and say he hasn't been around for long otherwise he wouldn't have said that. It's fine, we all make our fat mistakes once in a while. That being said... tonight when I get back home from work I'm gonna take a long shower, pour myself some whisky, boot up my PC and then buy 10 copies of this work of art. And then, drunkenly laugh myself off to bed.
I don't care how good the book is. Heck, at first I thought it was 85 blank pages, something done just to piss off Patty and that was enough for me! And then someone posted this and that's when I knew I had never loved anything in my life as the Rascals love fucking with Rick.
This pic should be put in the dictionary right next to the definition of DEDICATION. You fuckers are artists, there's no way around it. In my eyes, you deserve every single cent of my hard earned cash I'll give ya tonight, and then some more. I just can't put a price on the amount of laughs you've given me in these last few years. I'm acting like a ginormous faggot right now, I know. But fuck it, I really mean it.
Cheers my niggas. Here's to many more Jen-nuary 6ths!
On another note there was something else in Quasi's lawyer's bio that I don't know if anyone else mentioned, but.... Fatty is gonna get completely and utterly emasculated by a guy who's the Vice President of the Figure Skating Club.
Figure Skating. The least manly thing I can think of. And he's gonna make Ms. Patty his bitch.
God is real. And He fucking hates Rick.
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Yes, I think that's true.
That said, if you're an illegal immigrant and they're about to deport you, the state seems to have no problem paying your legal aid bill.
It's very much a labour of love though. It really is barely possible to make a living from legal aid work these days. Lawyers have been abandoning it in droves for years now. Though I believe they've had a couple of increases in the last year because it really had stopped being tenable.
Barristers prepare to walk out over legal aid fees
Hundreds of barristers have voted to participate in 'days of action' as well as to refuse returned cases and new instructions.
www.lawgazette.co.uk
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I cannot believe those O and A motherfuckers wrote and released Pat’s fucking book idea before him just to make fun of him - all while the site owner is now in the final stages of forcing Fatrick to pay huge amounts of money.
These guys have got to be some of the best and funniest trolls ever. Kiwi Farms needs to step up its game. These guys are taking it to the next level, some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. God bless those assholes.