Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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New Turkey Tom video on keffals.

Edit: reupload for when it inevitably gets false striked. (Only lasts seven days. I'm looking to upload elsewhere anybody got suggestions? File is too big to embed.
From the comments of that video.

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I vaguely remember Lucas taking credit for Cloudflare stock dropping, in the aftermath of them complying to his demands (huge W for Keffals there, showing that even if companies COMPLY with tranny complaints, they lose even more money). But those numbers seem crazy. Was there some other factor impacting price? Or one screeching faggot, trying to hide evidence of his pedophilia/stop strangers laughing at him on the internet, really lost people that much money?!?
 
From the comments of that video.

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I vaguely remember Lucas taking credit for Cloudflare stock dropping, in the aftermath of them complying to his demands (huge W for Keffals there, showing that even if companies COMPLY with tranny complaints, they lose even more money). But those numbers seem crazy. Was there some other factor impacting price? Or one screeching faggot, trying to hide evidence of his pedophilia/stop strangers laughing at him on the internet, really lost people that much money?!?
CloudFlare (and I believe the whole of the tech industry) stocks were falling before Lucas started his campaign. Of course, he tried taking credit anyway.

It's interesting that even after CF stopped providing services to the Farms neither Lucas nor the #DropKiwiFarms mob in general took any time to praise, thank or apologize to CF for supporting them/caving in to their demands. In fact, Dong Gone still held his little anti-CF "protest" (see: cake picnic) in Australia and many DKF troons on Twitter still use anti-CF pictures and hashtags.

Why? Are they just uninformed and retarded? Yes, but still. I know the woke mob is not one to "uncancel" people, thank them or accept any kind of apology, but it just feels like there's another motive. Maybe LFJ really did want CF's reputation and stocks to tank, for personal reasons.
 
CloudFlare (and I believe the whole of the tech industry) stocks were falling before Lucas started his campaign. Of course, he tried taking credit anyway.

It's interesting that even after CF stopped providing services to the Farms neither Lucas nor the #DropKiwiFarms mob in general took any time to praise, thank or apologize to CF for supporting them/caving in to their demands. In fact, Dong Gone still held his little anti-CF "protest" (see: cake picnic) in Australia and many DKF troons on Twitter still use anti-CF pictures and hashtags.

Why? Are they just uninformed and retarded? Yes, but still. I know the woke mob is not one to "uncancel" people, thank them or accept any kind of apology, but it just feels like there's another motive. Maybe LFJ really did want CF's reputation and stocks to tank, for personal reasons.
I don't keep up with the LFJ thread, but I'm fairly certain I remember reading that they are/was in some form of relationship with someone who works at a company that's a direct competitor to Cloudflare. That feels like a blatant conflict of interest, but someone who's more in the loop could probably know what the specifics about it are.
 
I don't keep up with the LFJ thread, but I'm fairly certain I remember reading that they are/was in some form of relationship with someone who works at a company that's a direct competitor to Cloudflare. That feels like a blatant conflict of interest, but someone who's more in the loop could probably know what the specifics about it are.
That's correct, the third member of LFJ's tranny brony polycule is a Fastly employee. I wouldn't be surprised if many more DKF types were also in bed with the Fastly workers or their social group, since the Silicon Valley echochamber is going to tend to bring these activist types together anyway
 
Lucas claimed a big W because he took us down, yet, our sneeding operation is up to full sneed, and we are still laughing at him.

At the other side, this huge faggot can't keep losing. Gets dumped, losing viewership, getting every other non-cucked content creator on the internet to look Lucas his shit. So, Lucas, who took the W here and who took the L (to keep it in the Twitch streamer jargon) nigger?
 
As the first week of 2023 comes to a close, I thought I'd come back with some screenshots of cringe from Lucas' discord server. and boy did I find a fuck load this time.
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"BackwardsVisor" is the star of this post. if you couldn't already tell
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"I love homicidal dictators yasssss queen slayyyyy"
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"lmao fuck those peasants, totally for the working class btw."
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"FUCK the peasants!! WHO NEEDS EM"
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These people still not realizing that those 3 would put them in extermination camps is the best part of all of this so far.
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"I must run defense for the most batshit schizo who ever lived"
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lmao even luke's fans think this troon is a lunatic
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I never thought I'd see a based take in this discord server, but that's it.

This conversation was way too fucking long to post in one post, So I'll be releasing it in piecemeal, hope y'all look forward to it.
Oh yea they were talking about throwing acid on terfs in a conversation right before this spergfest. I watched the whole thing and it was really cringe and gross.

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Also btw if you search terf in Lucas' server, you can read really funny messages. It's hilarious seeing them seethe at women for being women. Effortlessly. They try hard and put so much effort into creating some corrupt form of femimnity but true womanhood is just being a woman. I can wear sweats, chop my hair off, and not wear makeup. Guess what? I'm still a girl. Feminine is effortless and natural only to females. lol they can die mad
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BackwardsVisor has some also pretty cringeworthy moments that I might screencap and post later. He is definitely a neet coomer. He's mentioned ordering starbucks on doordash three times a day. Claims to be living in poverty on welfare, wants to build a new gaming rig, lives off of doordash, and of course collects funko pops.

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You know it's bad when you make the rest of the trannies in that server look like functioning members of society.

Also this is my favourite screencap from that entire convo
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Does HRT affect your ability to lie? I've never seen a troon say an even slightly believable lie.
The answer is no; but troons tend to have one of two outlooks;
1. "Lying is bad and I should avoid it to laughable levels, therefore making myself a lolcalf, but at least they'll believe my transness!"
Or
2. "Believe MY narrative, rightoid!" (These are the lying super-leftist types, I just didn't know what to write)
 
They cant lie since their brain are too brain damaged from these drugs that they took.
They can't NOT lie, given they can't even be truthful about their own biology.

The problem is, too few call this shit out for the predatory fetishism it is, instead pretending that the ones who call this shit out for what it is are the problem.
 
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This tweet has something to do with Sam 🤔
Lucas, I got hit on by a woman when I went to get my afternoon coffee, and despite showing her my ring she still told me when she was free. Women will hit on anyone until they know the facts and all the facts. The woman didn't want to date you because you stream, I've seen lots of women willing to date streamers because it's a foot in the door to get a lazy job. She doesn't want you because you're a man and she prefers women.
 
Lucas, I got hit on by a woman when I went to get my afternoon coffee, and despite showing her my ring she still told me when she was free. Women will hit on anyone until they know the facts and all the facts. The woman didn't want to date you because you stream, I've seen lots of women willing to date streamers because it's a foot in the door to get a lazy job. She doesn't want you because you're a man and she prefers women.
You think his story was serious? He's just trying random shit to see if people click on it. No way someone runs into Lucas and thinks he's a real woman.
 
You think his story was serious? He's just trying random shit to see if people click on it. No way someone runs into Lucas and thinks he's a real woman.
Exactly, I don't believe it for a second, Keffals has spent the days since the breakup constantly drinking and moping around.
Oh yeah and it was announced on the stream earlier that the next "Clickbait" video they'll put out will be a "Why I left the Left" bait video. So look forward to that.
I mean it's working in terms of views but you can only bait viewers so many times.

As for the Youtube videos I've maybe noticed something strange, Keffals consistently has one of the best View to Like ratios I think I've ever seen on their videos.
The F1nnster debate reupload has a like ratio of 7.0
The 21 second McCarthy clip has 4k views and a ratio of 8.6
The "Absolutely devastated" video with 19k likes had 2.7k likes and a ratio of 7.0
For the Absolutely Devastated video for example that means for every 7 people who watched the video 1 of those people clicked the Like button.
Most videos by other creators I did a quick comparison on had a ratio of around 15.0+, this is purely a Views to Like comparison, it doesn't include dislikes.
 
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