DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Vic Viper T301 said:
If you look up Phil's address on Google Maps, it seems to give an incorrect location. Doordash drivers are not going to read what I'm sure is an obnoxiously long description of how to get to his house. They just follow their GPS, which reports his location as being on a different street, and the nearby streets are a little convoluted.
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I don't think I've ever seen an address that poorly inaccurate on GMaps before - I bet somebody put in a request/update to change where it was located to cause this exact scenario lol.
 
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Free Jasper said:
Same tbh. I did my only ever doordash last week when I had a late layover in a city and wanted to try a famous restaurant.

Because I was in an area with lots of hotels, 5-10 mins before it was due I wandered outside, chatted to some smokers then flagged the kid on the scooter down when he turned up.

It really wasn’t fucking hard at all.
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At my last job whenever we had our First Monday of the Month big meeting our boss would always do it over pizzas and a few drinks and since we were in a large office building on the 5th floor he'd wait for the pizza boy himself in the building's lobby. If a robust-style actual biznis owner can interact with the Hired Help and make their jobs easier then why can't Dave? Pigger's got a bigger god complex than Alexander the Great ever had.
 
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NomineNemo said:
He isn't banned because this mealy-mouthed, bitch-made faggot would never actually confront anyone, either in real life or electronically. Have we ever seen any actual receipts of any complaints he has made? I'm willing to bet that the only complaints he ever makes are during his 'podcast'. Even the last blowup he had with the overnight delivery, iirc we only heard about what he claims to have said. The most I could believe is he bitches and moans while subtweeting someone. Nah dawg, the last time he was ever in any sort of conflict this scat loving faggot ran and hid in a bathroom, where he belongs. But maybe some DSP historians can correct me.
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He is the ultimate cowardly bully.
Penix said:
For those of you who haven't seen it yet, DSP ranting about some stationary delivery driver fucking up his DoorDash order for the umpteenth time:

It is likely the GPS those delivery drivers use route them through his back gate, which apparently is inaccessible for anything other than emergency services.
So instead, they have to drive all the way to the front gate and back up again into his gated community.
This takes about 5 minutes + extra for having to fuck around getting into the front gate.

So to put things in perspective:

Instead of eating up this inconvenience for living in his retarded safe space, waddling to the driver at the back gate (marked in red) and pick up his slop over the fence, he just fucking expects people to take time out of their actual busy schedule and eat the time it takes to drive all the way back to the snort fort through the front gate.

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Mind you, the time it takes to detour back to the front gate and getting to little prince's doorstep probably takes as long as it would've taken to get the order delivered in the first place.
No wonder drivers just drop it off at the back gate lmao.

Side note: added in the left corner to indicate where probably 95% of his DoorDash orders come from, laziness is a hell of a thing.

Why walk up and down for 2 minutes when you can rant about it for 26 minutes to your hugbox?
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There is no keypad at the back gate. The driver allegedly got in to put the order on a neighbor's porch.
Vic Viper T301 said:
If you look up Phil's address on Google Maps, it seems to give an incorrect location. Doordash drivers are not going to read what I'm sure is an obnoxiously long description of how to get to his house. They just follow their GPS, which reports his location as being on a different street, and the nearby streets are a little convoluted.
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I would agree if he ordered as 'burnell productions' and let the map do the rest. But he would have ordered by his address which is your square box. In order for it to be at the apartments, he would have had to walk all the way down his street and back up to that location. He said he was searching his neighbor's porches which means the driver had to have gotten in the gate.

Where his tale really falls apart is he has claimed to hear vehicles multiple times while streaming in the back room of a condo and even stopped to go look. His excuse one time was he thought khet came home from work early. I believe another was a neighbor getting a delivery. But he couldn't hear a vehicle he was actually waiting for?
 
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Iron Hamster said:
He is the ultimate cowardly bully.
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Phil is the Internet Tough Guy personified. His almost getting beaten up for running his mouth with the FGC, and the continued revisionist history Phil perpetuates, is a prime example. It‘s all compounded by his hermit status and his extreme reluctance to engage with any other person, including his own wife.

Combined with his hours-long therapy sessions disguised as a podcast, and it’s pretty evident that Phil will never function in a real-world job setting.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
I would agree if he ordered as 'burnell productions' and let the map do the rest. But he would have ordered by his address which is your square box. In order for it to be at the apartments, he would have had to walk all the way down his street and back up to that location. He said he was searching his neighbor's porches which means the driver had to have gotten in the gate.
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I didn't search for Burnell Productions, I put in his address as listed in the first thread. Even though the place that comes up is clearly on 111th instead of 110th, that's what you get.
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Any Doordashers relying on Google Maps are gonna get the wrong location.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
I didn't search for Burnell Productions, I put in his address as listed in the first thread. Even though the place that comes up is clearly on 111th instead of 110th, that's what you get.
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Weird. The red dot on mine is his unit but look at the address written. Even the picture on your post is his back gate
Also, that burnell enterprises is on 111th st. I would think a driver would catch that compared to the delivery address. Then again, maybe they did and that's why they were calling if his tale is true. No amount of pigsplaining instructions would have taken that into consideration.
 
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What compells the pigroach to buy toiletseat shaped useless junk? First it was the neckspeakers and now its a kensington "ringlight".
 
I highly doubt the smoke and CO/CO2 would be the biggest issue in that pig hovel of a house.

Also, CO2 goes to ground, you gotta be an idiot thinking I would suffocate, do I look like I'm laying on the ground? Of course not..

After the active smoke alarm video debacle, I kind of understand that decision lol
 
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