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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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It's true. Granted it also depends on how much of an alcoholic you are and how ruined your tastebuds are. I mean so long as you're not cooking with Mad Dog 20/20 you should be fine. The idea is that cooking with cheap / bad alcohol will result in off flavors in your food.
Having said that, unless this was some new fad or whatever I don't see the point in cooking with Gentleman Jack. It's fucking Jack Daniels with an extra filter in the process which costs you like $10 more. Although you know Jagoff just bought it because the name "Jack" in there.
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Just imagine what a shithole he must be while drunk? Can you imagine this retard intoxicated?
I dont know....maybe he is one of those that becomes more pleasant and actually SHOULD be drunk 24/7 ...i doubt it though.
I dont know....maybe he is one of those that becomes more pleasant and actually SHOULD be drunk 24/7 ...i doubt it though.
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or she just doesn't give a shit because she'd rather deal with shitfaced jack passed out on the couch instead of sober jack who finds something to complain about 24/7
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Old Jagoff was probably more fun to be around when he was drunk. New Jagoff is going to be insufferable to be around. You just know half the things from his mouth are going to be Q-tard related.
All she needs to do is hop in the van and drive away and go see Jim Traynor. He can't follow her but you know he's going to be whining about it later that he didn't have to chance to warm Jim up by sucking him off.
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So here are some thoughts I had over the Booze Burger now that I watched it:
1. After the weird oboe intro he has going now, Jack has a new shirt that is pretty damn cringe. He almost certainly bought it from the Trump store. I hereby dub it the "Rapturous Retard", since it's clear he wants that to happen so he can laugh at the haters in his delusions when they all go to hell.
2. He's trying the "make sure you're still subscribed" line, when in reality he should be saying "click the bell". He has 500k subs; that's not the problem.
2b. Not that it matters since his shit videos already drive people away. Fun fact: he invents more people to give excuses to himself on why his channel's cratering. Absolutely pathetic.
3. "If it's gud" yeah okay you lying little narc. We all know he will never admit to fucking up.
4. The ingredients include my least favorite type of cheese, an unspecified blend of ground beef, a fuckload of slapchopped onions, that shitty barbecue dry rub, gowrlick powder, a whole pound of bacon, and a 750 Ml bottle of Gentlemen Jack Daniels.
4b. Personally hate Colby Jack cheese, but of course fatty bought it due to delusions of reference. He never does specify exactly what ratio of fat to protein that burger meat is, so I'm going with that 60-40 wagoo meat he likes getting so much, and we know why he bought such a big bottle of booze.
5. Jack wastes an inordinate amount of time trying to refute the haters that no, he doesn't merely buy things with Jack in the name, and also shows an inordinate amount of interest in cooking with booze beyond how they add flavor.
5b. He says he just wants the woodiness of the liquor, but you can tell this is an alkie desperately craving some chugs. Also very interesting he bought a bottle just small enough to hide in a paper bag for public intoxication purposes.
6. He just calls the burger "meat". I would not be shocked if much like Polpork he just sees burger as its own cut. Hell, at this point even it's own animal.
7. Fat fuck hides how he doubled the recipe by using a stupidly huge red ceramic measuring cup. When we get to when he's assembled the patties you'll see that he's used at least two bags worth.
7b. Source: I used to eat as many cheeseburgers as @Randy Lahey as a kid; I know when I see a bigger than pound patty.
8. Jack then pours horrid amounts of seasoning into his burger meat and mixes them in. I don't remember the rub ingredients off the top of my head, but two that spring to mind are cane sugar, which will burn, and garlic. The latter matters because of course Jack then adds horrid amounts of garlic powder into it too, due to his fucking dead tastebuds.
9. "You can never overseason" ~ Jack on his 4 strokes caused by high salt intake
10. Jack shockingly lets his onions soften a decent bit. I should note however he considers them done the moment any caramelization, ie the browning, begins.
10b. While this is perfectly fine for a burger regardless, I've seen the recipe. He needed to actually let them cook a decent bit longer, since those onions are supposed to be on the jammier side.
11. Jack then pours several large splashes of booze into them and lets them cook down. He actually is rather proud and happy at what he's made, and you know what? I actually can and will give it to him. He did pull out a solid W here. He made a mostly good set of onions; a bit boozy perhaps due to cook time, but still.
12. He then fucks it up by not cleaning out all the onions, and then puts the borgl into the skillet.
13. One cut to the flip later, and it's burnt on the outside and still partially pink. Now to be fair, based on the sounds made by the skillet it probably wasn't at stupid high heat. It sounded about where you should have it actually. That's just a consequence of both not cleaning out the skillet AND using a rub with sugar... which burns at higher heats.
14. Jack also doubles the cheese on his borgar, and that's fair I sometimes do that. I may hate colby, but it's not the issue. What is is that he doesn't help it melt by using a lid for a bit, since it won't do that easily.
15. Jack then brags about toasting his buns and throwing a mild tantrum over the haters critiquing him for not doing that. Thing is the most criticism I tend to give to him on bread is picking the wrong one for the job, so I guess it's him lashing out at perceived slights.
16. Jack then stupidly thinks you can reduce the booze into a thicker glaze to drizzle onto the burger. Hypothetically you could, but you'd need to thicken it with a roux and the fond that he's deglazing from it to actually make it work.
16b. Also you notice how the booze bottle's near empty? Methinks someone is secret drinking.
17. Jack then assembles the burger, and of course the fat faggot had to double the toppings. The upper layer of onion and bacon was all you really needed.
18. He then calls it a Big mac, even though that has a middle slice of bread for filling but okay weirdo.
19. Jack then proceeds to ruin the burger completely by drizzling the grease/booze goo all over the damn thing, rendering it a soggy disgusting fucking mess.
20. And it looks like he bought two flasks, since that bottle is damn near full. Double the recipe, double the alcoholism.
21. He then gushes extensively due to being able to get several nips of booze that Mommy-wife won't notice, and proceeds to love every part of the sandwich but the bun and the burger itself.
21b. He only really tastes the onions, bacon, and booze.
22. He labels this soggy and sloppy mess a home run recipe and is pretty proud of it. Ironically if he didn't pour that fucking drizzle and cut out half the onions and bacon, I'd actually give it to him and say it was mostly edible. Barring the colby. And probably the fact the burger tasted burned and was still too raw for me.
Jack managed to both succeed and fail this round IMO.
1. After the weird oboe intro he has going now, Jack has a new shirt that is pretty damn cringe. He almost certainly bought it from the Trump store. I hereby dub it the "Rapturous Retard", since it's clear he wants that to happen so he can laugh at the haters in his delusions when they all go to hell.
2. He's trying the "make sure you're still subscribed" line, when in reality he should be saying "click the bell". He has 500k subs; that's not the problem.
2b. Not that it matters since his shit videos already drive people away. Fun fact: he invents more people to give excuses to himself on why his channel's cratering. Absolutely pathetic.
3. "If it's gud" yeah okay you lying little narc. We all know he will never admit to fucking up.
4. The ingredients include my least favorite type of cheese, an unspecified blend of ground beef, a fuckload of slapchopped onions, that shitty barbecue dry rub, gowrlick powder, a whole pound of bacon, and a 750 Ml bottle of Gentlemen Jack Daniels.
4b. Personally hate Colby Jack cheese, but of course fatty bought it due to delusions of reference. He never does specify exactly what ratio of fat to protein that burger meat is, so I'm going with that 60-40 wagoo meat he likes getting so much, and we know why he bought such a big bottle of booze.
5. Jack wastes an inordinate amount of time trying to refute the haters that no, he doesn't merely buy things with Jack in the name, and also shows an inordinate amount of interest in cooking with booze beyond how they add flavor.
5b. He says he just wants the woodiness of the liquor, but you can tell this is an alkie desperately craving some chugs. Also very interesting he bought a bottle just small enough to hide in a paper bag for public intoxication purposes.
6. He just calls the burger "meat". I would not be shocked if much like Polpork he just sees burger as its own cut. Hell, at this point even it's own animal.
7. Fat fuck hides how he doubled the recipe by using a stupidly huge red ceramic measuring cup. When we get to when he's assembled the patties you'll see that he's used at least two bags worth.
7b. Source: I used to eat as many cheeseburgers as @Randy Lahey as a kid; I know when I see a bigger than pound patty.
8. Jack then pours horrid amounts of seasoning into his burger meat and mixes them in. I don't remember the rub ingredients off the top of my head, but two that spring to mind are cane sugar, which will burn, and garlic. The latter matters because of course Jack then adds horrid amounts of garlic powder into it too, due to his fucking dead tastebuds.
9. "You can never overseason" ~ Jack on his 4 strokes caused by high salt intake
10. Jack shockingly lets his onions soften a decent bit. I should note however he considers them done the moment any caramelization, ie the browning, begins.
10b. While this is perfectly fine for a burger regardless, I've seen the recipe. He needed to actually let them cook a decent bit longer, since those onions are supposed to be on the jammier side.
11. Jack then pours several large splashes of booze into them and lets them cook down. He actually is rather proud and happy at what he's made, and you know what? I actually can and will give it to him. He did pull out a solid W here. He made a mostly good set of onions; a bit boozy perhaps due to cook time, but still.
12. He then fucks it up by not cleaning out all the onions, and then puts the borgl into the skillet.
13. One cut to the flip later, and it's burnt on the outside and still partially pink. Now to be fair, based on the sounds made by the skillet it probably wasn't at stupid high heat. It sounded about where you should have it actually. That's just a consequence of both not cleaning out the skillet AND using a rub with sugar... which burns at higher heats.
14. Jack also doubles the cheese on his borgar, and that's fair I sometimes do that. I may hate colby, but it's not the issue. What is is that he doesn't help it melt by using a lid for a bit, since it won't do that easily.
15. Jack then brags about toasting his buns and throwing a mild tantrum over the haters critiquing him for not doing that. Thing is the most criticism I tend to give to him on bread is picking the wrong one for the job, so I guess it's him lashing out at perceived slights.
16. Jack then stupidly thinks you can reduce the booze into a thicker glaze to drizzle onto the burger. Hypothetically you could, but you'd need to thicken it with a roux and the fond that he's deglazing from it to actually make it work.
16b. Also you notice how the booze bottle's near empty? Methinks someone is secret drinking.
17. Jack then assembles the burger, and of course the fat faggot had to double the toppings. The upper layer of onion and bacon was all you really needed.
18. He then calls it a Big mac, even though that has a middle slice of bread for filling but okay weirdo.
19. Jack then proceeds to ruin the burger completely by drizzling the grease/booze goo all over the damn thing, rendering it a soggy disgusting fucking mess.
20. And it looks like he bought two flasks, since that bottle is damn near full. Double the recipe, double the alcoholism.
21. He then gushes extensively due to being able to get several nips of booze that Mommy-wife won't notice, and proceeds to love every part of the sandwich but the bun and the burger itself.
21b. He only really tastes the onions, bacon, and booze.
22. He labels this soggy and sloppy mess a home run recipe and is pretty proud of it. Ironically if he didn't pour that fucking drizzle and cut out half the onions and bacon, I'd actually give it to him and say it was mostly edible. Barring the colby. And probably the fact the burger tasted burned and was still too raw for me.
Jack managed to both succeed and fail this round IMO.
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I'm literally on the fence half of his videos if it isn't that he is stroke addled or actually been drinking a handle before filming. It is just hard to tell, but I know in his prestroke vids, it wasn't nearly as bad either way.
Another thought that if he was a closet alcoholic before the last stroke that took his arm, it becomes a convenient excuse to never have to drive again drunk if you are disabled with a gimp arm you won't fix because it actually enables your alcoholism in the age of alcohol delivery (assuming it is legal in TN, no idea) and mommywife that looks the other way and will drive you anywhere.
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I don't think she's too stupid to see through it, I think she's just an enabler.
I bet not. His personality is the kind where he becomes even more of an asshole when drunk.
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I don't think Jack drinks at all, rather he only buys booze for cooking from the grocery store, where smaller pint sized bottles are likely to be locked up, and it's just easier for him to grab a large one they stock the liquor aisle with. He's just lazy and dumb, not an alcoholic.
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I didn't mean it's Pappy Van Winkle or something, but it's way higher-end than anything you'd need for a recipe. Plain old black label Jack Daniels would have done just fine.
I don't think he's pounding a quart a day, because he'd probably already be dead if he were doing that, but I do think he definitely drinks the booze he buys oversized bottles of for recipes.
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I dont think he really does much but he without a doubt had in the past (his infamous stop sign story for one). He just sees a larger bottle and just equates that to bigger bottle=more flavor and more flavor=gud in his fubar brain. Were talking about a guy who buys big ass jugs of sauce, mayo and large tubes of meat. He just simply wants as much as he can for as little as he can pay for regardless of how much of it he will actually use. Im sure he might take a sip here or there or try to cook with it again in the future to spite Tammy or whatever made him mad.
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Jack has to go to a liquor store for those bottles. TN grocery stores only sell beer and wine.
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Considering this is jackoff who has poor self control and he said it himself that he's a messy drunk because he hit his head on road sign when he was heading home, there's good odds that he does drink.
There is a small bottle of Gentleman Jack.
Jack spent Tammy's money on the BIG BOBBLE
I'd say Jack is a regard as opposed to being an alcoholic. He bought Jack because of the name, and he bought Gentleman Jack because he is superior to others.
Jack Daniels BBQ sauce is cheap as fuck and fits his childish palate. Super sweet.
Colby Jack is the cheese of the fatties. I worked in a deli, and only fatties ordered Colby Jack. And never a half pound, they always got a full pound.
I honestly don't know why you would put whiskey in a burger. I've ordered whiskey burgers a few times when there were no better options, and I could not taste anything from the whiskey at all.
As to Gentleman Jack, it is a bit smoother, but it does not justify the price bump.
Someone mentioned shooters up thread, Drug stores are trying to clear out Christmas shit right now, he could have got the four pack of shooters for like $10, and then made four different "Cooking with Jack Daniels" videos.
As is, I'm guessing we won't see a follow up Gentleman Jack video, not even a cobes style cowboy drink.
lazy man shit
Where do the Rice, Beans, and Cheese come from Jack?
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Jack spent Tammy's money on the BIG BOBBLE
I'd say Jack is a regard as opposed to being an alcoholic. He bought Jack because of the name, and he bought Gentleman Jack because he is superior to others.
Jack Daniels BBQ sauce is cheap as fuck and fits his childish palate. Super sweet.
Colby Jack is the cheese of the fatties. I worked in a deli, and only fatties ordered Colby Jack. And never a half pound, they always got a full pound.
I honestly don't know why you would put whiskey in a burger. I've ordered whiskey burgers a few times when there were no better options, and I could not taste anything from the whiskey at all.
As to Gentleman Jack, it is a bit smoother, but it does not justify the price bump.
Someone mentioned shooters up thread, Drug stores are trying to clear out Christmas shit right now, he could have got the four pack of shooters for like $10, and then made four different "Cooking with Jack Daniels" videos.
As is, I'm guessing we won't see a follow up Gentleman Jack video, not even a cobes style cowboy drink.
lazy man shit
Where do the Rice, Beans, and Cheese come from Jack?
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I can't believe I forgot. He literally just chose Jack Daniels because it has "Jack" in it.
Eat shit, Jack.
He often buys products simply because it says Jack.
The shirts are similarly narcissistic. Rather than work up his own "sauce can" logo, he just removed the old el paso logo and put in "JACK"
I hope Jack Daniels notices the whiskey shirt. Jak is too stupid to realize they zealously protect the BOTTLE SHAPE trademark of their whiskeys.
I'd also love to see the moment he gets a C&D, just to see the flatface.
The shirts are similarly narcissistic. Rather than work up his own "sauce can" logo, he just removed the old el paso logo and put in "JACK"
I hope Jack Daniels notices the whiskey shirt. Jak is too stupid to realize they zealously protect the BOTTLE SHAPE trademark of their whiskeys.
I'd also love to see the moment he gets a C&D, just to see the flatface.
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No I'm pretty sure he drinks when TamHam isn't around. There's no other reason why he'd buy such a large bottle of bourbon when he could have gotten a much smaller bottle and just used that in it's entirety.
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New Jack Vlogs just dropped:
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I think he drinks when she is around. But he can just blame impairment on the stroke or she knows better but chooses to ignore it.