Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Polissa 100% would blame her weight on one of the medical conditions she claims to have and/or how hard it is for poor people to get nutritious food.

She's willing to admit to falling short if she has what she feels to be a valid excuse for it. She does the same stuff with her art. She'd be a successful writer and artist if only her teachers had nurtured her, she hadn't gotten sick, she wasn't stressed from being poor, and one of you selfish assholes bought the ipad and pen from her wishlist.
 
Churches: Regarding her latest church story time: the church (apparently, specifically the Baptist Church) does not control Alabama. Yes, it has significant influence in that lawmakers may be likely to be of that faith. That doesn't remotely mean that it controls the state, though. I ask this a lot, but where is she even getting this stuff? She's just using this as an excuse for why she didn't report a guy when she absolutely should have (if this really happened).

When people grouse that a church "runs things" in a given state, they're not being literal. They just mean that the influence of a particular religion seems to be everywhere. Polissa takes it literally, though.

And yes, churches have liability insurance. What institution doesn't?

When she says the man was called into an office, she probably means she heard it through the grapevine (church secretaries are excellent sources of gossip). As ever, she doesn't articulate things well, and she also tends to frame things in a way that make her seem central to the action. I assume that's a reflection of the way her brain works.

ADHD: ADHD is a big social media trend right now, so she's shoehorning in on that because of course she is. Just wait until she discovers the "neurospicy" hashtag. (Also, Polissa is the kind of white woman who thinks a dash of pepper is "spicy"-- just throwing that out there while I'm not on the subject.)

Footwear: A lot of people call plastic slides "shower shoes." I have a feeling that's what she means. I do love that what we know of her footwear is "shower shoes" and the "winter shoes" (house slippers) from the Walmart. She's terribly pretentious but constantly reveals that she's trashy. I've said ti before in this thread, but I don't normally pick on this kind of stuff. I do pick on it with Polissa, though, because she's an elitist and thinks she's "better' than what she actually is and looks down her considerable nose at other people for exactly the same kinds of things.
 
Polissa 100% would blame her weight on one of the medical conditions she claims to have and/or how hard it is for poor people to get nutritious food.

She's willing to admit to falling short if she has what she feels to be a valid excuse for it. She does the same stuff with her art. She'd be a successful writer and artist if only her teachers had nurtured her, she hadn't gotten sick, she wasn't stressed from being poor, and one of you selfish assholes bought the ipad and pen from her wishlist.
You’re right on the money here. Her weight is PCOS, and to her, buying DoorDash is more economical than groceries. The (fupa) balls on this woman. The audacity is never ending.
 
You’re right on the money here. Her weight is PCOS, and to her, buying DoorDash is more economical than groceries. The (fupa) balls on this woman. The audacity is never ending.
It probably maths out very close to the same when you consider that her grocery visits involve her buying almost nothing but highly processed microwaveable garbage and flavored, fizzy, sugar water. She's probably the kind of entitled cunt that stiffs the delivery person on the tip.
 
Pissa has been pretty quiet these last few days. I wonder if she's trying to come up with a new grift that doesn't use social media, but that's probably not going to happen. Perhaps she took the advice farmers give lolcows if they don't want to be discussed any more -- simply log off and stop being a retard online.
Polissa has a tendency to not post on TikTok for a couple days, post a dump, maybe post more vids for a couple days after that, and then disappear again. She is also usually “quieter” with her grifting during the week after her tugboat and stamps arrive.

She did put her CashApp back into her Linktree, though, so I’m sure she’ll go back to grifting soon. E beggars very rarely break the grift cycle long term. I kinda wanna hope that someone told her to go work on the trailer if she wants to live there, but I may deserve rainbows myself.
 
Polissa has a tendency to not post on TikTok for a couple days, post a dump, maybe post more vids for a couple days after that, and then disappear again. She is also usually “quieter” with her grifting during the week after her tugboat and stamps arrive.

She did put her CashApp back into her Linktree, though, so I’m sure she’ll go back to grifting soon. E beggars very rarely break the grift cycle long term. I kinda wanna hope that someone told her to go work on the trailer if she wants to live there, but I may deserve rainbows myself.

My theory: it's the beginning of the month: Tugboat Time! Porklissa is up to her fat eyeballs in Jimmy Deans, Mello Yello, Mary Jane, and whatever pills she pops. Nothing but a pricey pill habit explains her lack of money and behaviors.
I think you're absolutely right, I totally forgot the monthly gibs were just doled out.
Though, if she really isn't going back to Twitter, I'm curious how she will start the e-begging in video form without sounding like an entitled twat.

Edit: word
 
Last edited:
Polissa is estimated to get at least $400 in snap every month between Joh and her and pandemic EBT, and she still says that she always needs $200+ every month to get what she wants (but not necessarily in the quantities she wants). She also refuses to frequent food banks, thinks home cooked meals are a conspiracy to keep women in the kitchen, and that rice and beans are "survival food." Why can't Joh just steal from work like the typical restaurant buzzard?

Polissa decided to be a white savior tonight. Transcripts following shortly. Transcriptions now up

She tagged this one #goldenrule




Hey, y'all, go watch this!

*video cuts to a clip of a teacher "roasting" a student for wearing shoes nearly the same beige color as her skin, jokingly asking if she's actually wearing shoes or not*

*jump cut back to Polissa* Quick lesson for the education that is chasing the young woman around. *quick gasp* What you're doing is called colorism. It is not racism cause in reality, her parents do still hold the power in the situation as white people. [Ever seen Samuel R Delany? He's a black man and nearly the same color as the girl's legs. Race construction is fun.] *deep breath*

But what you are doing is very wrong, chasing a student [man Polly would've hated some of my teachers, especially in high school and college. They would heckle the fuck out of us, beyond the level of snark that's in this video. Only difference is they didn't record it because phone cameras were only starting to take off]. First off? *shakes head* Mm mmm. No. We don't chase students around. *deep breath* We are not children to participate in child games. We're there as educators to educate! [Damn, the AI captions were way off here!]

And this is from a *deep breath* former substitute teacher to an educator [if Alabama is anything like my area, you can apply to be a sub with no educational experience whatsoever. It's like being a nurse practitioner to an actual doctor, but even less qualified. There's a reason why Peggy Hill being a substitute Spanish teacher was played for laughs on King of the Hill beyond her abysmal Espanol].

*pause* Second off, it is never okay to compare a white girl's legs to her tennis shoes! [Shirts, though? Fair game!] You as a brown person [the brooowwnnn] if you were wearing brown shoes, wouldn't want someone chasing you around with a video camera saying, "oh look, your brown legs match your brown shoes!" It's colorism! It's wrong! No matter what filter you put on it, it's wrong!

Stop doing it! Start acting professional! *deep breath* I really hope that young woman's parents don't see the video, because you may not have a job anymore. *deep breath* And that would really hurt the students you have formed bombs [bonds] with.

*deep gasp* Member the golden rule, people. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. And if we can't live in our society with that rule in place, then what kind of society do we have? [Thirty-nine year old woman wants to make everyone be nice to her. I am having mild difficulty right now believing that Polissa endured retail and snot nosed kids long enough to qualify for SSDI because that shit work definitely builds character and thicker skins. I guess staying home all day every day for over a decade really has atrophied her people skills.]

EDIT: Fanmail

Screen Shot 2023-01-08 at 1.10.29 AM.png

@PollyPissyPants already pointed out that colorism is mostly a racial minority issue, but this is funny considering Polissa claimed that the teacher was brown in her video

Screen Shot 2023-01-08 at 1.10.36 AM.png

I'm unsure if this video was staged or not. If it's real, I say that the filming was definitely an issue, but the heckling is otherwise still pretty mild compared to some of the teachers I had growing up.

Polissa plays into that SJW claim that "white people" as a whole lack culture, quickly delves into "muh pagans" and how Christianity killed all culture the innocent Pagans have (despite that religion is literally an aspect of culture)




(Note: this one is captioned RIP Dolores O'Riordan, the late lead singer of The Cranberries? You can hear her singing in the background of the video so I think this is a reaction to her death back in 2018? Her deathday isn't for another week.)

[Video starts with a black man asking "Are white people okay?"]

*jump cut to Polissa*

No! White people are not okay! *deep breath* We have been divorced all sense of culture [even if we go into race construction of what makes a white person white- I remember debating with an European friend about whether or not the Sami were white because of their skin color- all white people period do not have collective language, religion, fashion, manners, mores, etc within their own communities? Families? Countries? Is she implying that Europeans lack any culture?] that is anything to do with outside of a church [uhh].

*pause* *deep breath* But you go back 400 years and you find more Pagans than Christians. [Where? Europe? Citation needed because I know that's total bollocks. The Crusades were in the 1000s-1200s (roughly) and Christianity was widespread before even that!] *side eyes* And that's because as Christianity ran through the countrysides of Europe, any [Pagan] culture that was left was wiped out! *a beep goes off that sounds like someone was posting a Facebook post* And what culture that did exist has now been demonized as superstition and folklore and fairy tales [oh fun, this theory again].

*deep breath* See you have three waves of white people that came into the United States [oh no]. You had the first wave, *deep breath* which was the indentured servants of Scotland [so they, who first arrived in 1650, came before the Vikings (possible, 1000s), the Spanish (1493), the French (1500s), the English (1607 with a little place called Jamestown) and the Dutch (1620s)? Impressive!]. The *pause, face wrinkles* The criminals, the people that weren't wanted. The Jacobites specifically were rounded up by the English king and thrown over there.

*deep breath* In the second wave, [I'm going to try to control sperging since we know Polissa is saying mostly inaccurate information, but some things I cannot help but point out], was the religious zealots! *Dobby barks in the background* Looking for religious freedom from the Catholic Church [the Protestants as a whole were done with the Puritans's shit, too. Not only that, but some of the Puritains were kicked out of the Netherlands after the English kicked them out. Just saying.] *lip smack* *deep breath* And that's how you got the witch trials, telling everyone else how to act and behave [The French and Germans, who did most of the European witch hunts, were predominantly Catholic and Protestant respectively. I don't know why she's so focused on Catholics right now when most of her non generic Christianity hate was for the Southern Baptist Church].

*deep breath* And then you have the third wave. *deep breath* The Irish immigrants. *tongue click* At one point in time, it was *pause, side eye, head shake* not a good thing to be an Irish person. [That infamous Irish Do Not Apply ad was in exactly one newspaper] *deep breath* It was better to deny that you were Irish than to admit it.

*deep breath* So no, we're not okay. Because once you get to a certain point in history, after about the 1960s, everybody is mingled! [is Polissa saying integration bad?] *side eyes* There's no definition between what places we used to come from! We have no culture outside of churches! So the church has become our culture and that's become just as toxic! [I guess Polissa does not know that non white people can be Christian and also go to church? And they are often even more devout or at least more likely to attend than whites?] Because now it's trying to control the government! [In God We Trust]

*noise* So no, we're not okay! *lip smack* We're trying to find our way in a very dark world. *lip smack* We're trying to make amends for what we have done in the past, or what our ancestors have done [Polissa would be torn a new asshole by Europeans that conquered, enslaved, and raped each other]. Not what we have done specifically. But try not to cause anymore damage in the process of it! *cat meowing in background*

*head shake* We're just trying to figure out how to become human again in a way [jfc I think that's almost as bad as "genetically linked cousins"] *more cat meowing* Who we are as people. And until then, *deep breath* it's gonna be a rocky rocky road.
 
Last edited:
Polissa is estimated to get at least $400 in snap every month between Joh and her and pandemic EBT, and she still says that she always needs $200+ every month to get what she wants (but not necessarily in the quantities she wants). She also refuses to frequent food banks, thinks home cooked meals are a conspiracy to keep women in the kitchen, and that rice and beans are "survival food." Why can't Joh just steal from work like the typical restaurant buzzard?

Polissa decided to be a white savior tonight. Transcripts following shortly.

She tagged this one #goldenrule


View attachment 4214714

Polissa plays into that SJW claim that "white people" as a whole lack culture, quickly delves into "muh pagans"


View attachment 4214715
Good God she is just completely retarded. Like window licking, pants (bed?) shitting retarded. Colorism is when light niggos discriminate against darker skinned niggos. It happens with Hispanics as well.

Her self loathing white savior bit enrages me. I can’t wait for her mask to slip and let her true white trash flag fly. Will she be shadow banned on TikTok too? Will she continue her begging on Twitter? Will Elon allow it? Stay tuned, this is one of my favorite cows.
 
Wishlist updates!

NOTHING FOR THE PETS LOLZ

But for Pissa and La Casa? There's updates. They're scattered everywhere throughout, too, instead of just being at the forefront, which leads me to ponder if this is shit that was once in someone's cart and has timed out, or if it timed out of her cart, or if she has the organization skills of a hyperactive gerbil. I'm leaning towards the last suspicion. (ETA: organization skills of a hyperactive gerbil doesn't mean ADHD. It means 'lazy as fuck and can't be bothered to actually organize anything')

Alright, I lied. Not all of it is dumb rainbow shit. But these two items are at the very top, which caught my attention.
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.39.30 PM.png
What the fuck is what my brain said, because I am tired and mildly drunk. So I quick-viewed 'em.
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.39.42 PM.png
Guess this isn't a terrible idea when you have a shit trailer on potentially muddy land with no fucking gravel walk to it.
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.39.52 PM.png
.... in addition to the over-the-sink older thingie she wants. Okay.
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.40.29 PM.png
More shitty rainbow crap!
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.40.55 PM.png
Storage that she'll never use because this shit will never get built if she ever gets it!
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.41.27 PM.png
A fuckin' vacuum cleaner she'll lean against a wall and never use!
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.41.57 PM.png
Yet ANOTHER set of rainbow shit silverware, except this is for little kids! Helper chopsticks included!
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.42.13 PM.png
Polissa's pretending that she just doesn't buy bags of shredded cheese!
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.42.22 PM.png
More rainbow home-cook larping gadgets!
Screenshot 2023-01-07 at 11.42.53 PM.png
Because you fuckin' need a rainbow icecream scoop, rainbow tongs and a rainbow food shovel in your life! In addition to those puppy-paw tongs that're STILL on the list!
 
Wishlist updates!

NOTHING FOR THE PETS LOLZ

But for Pissa and La Casa? There's updates. They're scattered everywhere throughout, too, instead of just being at the forefront, which leads me to ponder if this is shit that was once in someone's cart and has timed out, or if it timed out of her cart, or if she has the organization skills of a hyperactive gerbil.
More proof that Pissa is only begging asking politely for donations for her own selfish reasons. How does anyone look at her wish list and take her seriously??
 
wait, she gets $400 for 2 people in foodstamps a month and can't feed herself all month? thats... insane.

Forgive me, that was pre-COLA back in October. It's actually more. Currently the max food stamp allotment for a single person household is $281. We know that Joh gets SNAP too, but I do not know if they're declaring as a couple (where the max is $516 a month) or if they're fraudulently reporting as individual households to get more. Alabama is also still issuing $95 pandemic supplemental EBT to each household as of January 2023. So they're getting around $600 or more a month between two people if that's the case. And Polissa still claims to be "over budget" every month.

What is all this rainbow shit - another wine mommy trend?

The rainbow multichrome/oil slick color scheme has minor popularity with wine aunts and "geeks." All I can think is that most of that coating is likely to peel off from those cheap items, making them completely useless very quickly if there's just a colored sheet over them.
 
In today’s video, our heroine, Polissa, demonstrates her lack of knowledge about anything ever, all while maintaining an aura of smug intellectual authority that she doesn’t actually possess. A cat can be heard meowing, because it, too, thinks she’s a moron.

I have to admit, I laughed at her not knowing anything about the mythological muses. She fails in her pretensions, as she does in everything else. I'm sure there's some children's book about Greek mythology that she could read, if Wikipedia is too onerous.
 
Back