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Same shit, lumberjack would cut him down.

What if Chris was regrown from his frozen DNA 500 years in the future?
He'd be put in a zoo with other mistakes of humanity.

What if Chris had one giant eye with an eyelid down the middle of it like Sonic, Sonichu, etc?
 
What if Chris(tine) went to Las Vegas to see Britney live?
He would probably wonder why security threw him out after he tried to sneak into her dressing room to steal her undergarments claiming he was her body double.. or quadruple in Chris' case. It's funny that Chris think he looks like Britney Spears when's Britney has never looked like the real Britney.

What if Chris' entire existence was an art installation?

He would find a way to autistically and unsuccessfully vandalize it.

What if Chris' entire existence was an art installation?
What if Chris realized you need an anti-androgen for estrogen to work and tries to get one.
Still too late, I believe the "man" has taken hold of physiology, Chandler does not have Jenner money. Besides, Antiandrogens cost way too much for Chris even with Medicare copay, it would take away from his lego money and destroy the dream of getting his freezer pregnant, Chris will not have that.
 
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What if Chris was obsessed with jenga blocks and lincoln logs instead of legos?
 
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What if a Clyde dressed up as Sonichu and tricked Chris into believing he was the real Sonichu?
Clyde would spend the rest of his days unsuccessfully trying to get Chris to shut up about his orange arms.

What if Chris was Gene LeBell's son?
 
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