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What the fuck is goyslop? Christ how do you function outdoors.
Things you consider goyslop
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I have no idea either but I imagine it might resemble the nutloaf they serve to inmates in prisons.
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It's slop. For goys. You know what it means you just don't like the implication.
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Okay but that’s actual slop and prisoners don’t have a choice.
I’m seeing people use it for comfort food and canned food, neither of which makes any sense. You eat comfort food cause it tastes good, and canned food is for when you’re lazy or for emergencies.
No not really, Jewish people have restrictions on certain foods they can eat, so they’re more restricted with their choices in comparison to non Jews.
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Jews believe non-Jews are animals given human form to be better able to serve them. Goyslop is low quality, mass-produced, shitty food you'd feed to a population you believe are subhuman, like in the movie Snowpiercer.
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Yeah that fresh meat tag on you is working wonders.
Which they also consume and get obese from like the rest of humanity, and also put all these products right alongside healthier options, which much of the time are cheaper too.
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Only if they keep Kosher. A lot of Jewish people don't - usually it's the Reform sect and probably Reconstructionist since it's full of trannies who want oppression points.
There are kosher versions of the same junk food that "goyim" eat, so there are plenty of opportunities for those who take the dietary restriction seriously to get fat.
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As with every other internet word, goyslop has become a catch-all term for "something I don't like enjoyed by people I don't like." For me, for something to be goyslop, it has to be
1) factory-made food that
2) is pushed by manufacturers or shills as a replacement for real food,
3) usually with some kind of implied loyalty to a corporate brand or the globohomo moral mandate to eat the bugs etc.
Soylent is factory waste pushed as a replacement for real meals, because it's supposedly enlightened, trendy, and healthy to drink chemicals for lunch. Beyond Meat is factory waste that's pushed as a replacement for real hamburgers, because shills say it's an ethical replacement for meat that all the unenlightened bloodmouths could probably eat without throwing up.
Tofurkey is factory waste pushed as a replacement for turkey for the same reason, but tofu is also a common ingredient in East Asian cooking. So I'd say tofurkey is goyslop, but tofu itself isn't necessarily goyslop. People don't try to sell you on mapo tofu or tofu miso soup as a replacement for chicken or associate it with having the correct morals. Same with Crisco, it's just an ingredient, commonly used in homemade cookies and pie crust. Made in a factory, but no one tells you it's a replacement for real butter or tells you you'd be trendy and morally correct if you ate it. If your definition of goyslop extends to someone's scratch-made apple pie, your definition probably needs reworked.
1) factory-made food that
2) is pushed by manufacturers or shills as a replacement for real food,
3) usually with some kind of implied loyalty to a corporate brand or the globohomo moral mandate to eat the bugs etc.
Soylent is factory waste pushed as a replacement for real meals, because it's supposedly enlightened, trendy, and healthy to drink chemicals for lunch. Beyond Meat is factory waste that's pushed as a replacement for real hamburgers, because shills say it's an ethical replacement for meat that all the unenlightened bloodmouths could probably eat without throwing up.
Tofurkey is factory waste pushed as a replacement for turkey for the same reason, but tofu is also a common ingredient in East Asian cooking. So I'd say tofurkey is goyslop, but tofu itself isn't necessarily goyslop. People don't try to sell you on mapo tofu or tofu miso soup as a replacement for chicken or associate it with having the correct morals. Same with Crisco, it's just an ingredient, commonly used in homemade cookies and pie crust. Made in a factory, but no one tells you it's a replacement for real butter or tells you you'd be trendy and morally correct if you ate it. If your definition of goyslop extends to someone's scratch-made apple pie, your definition probably needs reworked.
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Acai/smoothie bowls, especially at overpriced cafes. Just drink a smoothie dood.
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I keep seeing this stuff on shelves at my local grocery store yet I've never seen a single person actively buy it, not a soul. Remind me to check the expiry date on one of the bottles next time I go there.
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There's a place around here that has house-made ersatz meat and they also sell the JUST products. I don't know how they stay in business considering their products don't taste like what they're trying to imitate, and I recall the texture of everything being a little rubbery.
Why even bother trying to imitate meat if you miss the mark so bad? Just get some vegetarian version of mapo tofu or something.
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Irrelevant. I explained the term. Why are you trying to argue with me? I'm not in charge of memes, nigger.
If you're going to pretend to be retarded, you're going to have concepts explained to you like a retard, which means pop culture references.
Post goyslop and stop shitting up the thread.
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I think someone on here said that's "Sloppa", which is pretty much different word, same insult.
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we in china love the soy and eat all the time and our men are manly but western men who not eat the soy are like women and have weak wills and bad moral thinking
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I’m too old for this zoomer slang. I’m guessing goyslop is supposed to be either shitty food or stuff leftists like. Or is it food meant for NEETS?
Damnit speak English, you autistic cunt.
Regardless of what it means, I’m going to say Starbucks. Coffee tastes like shit, so that covers the crappy food. It’s an overpriced popularity symbol for faggot conformist leftists so that covers the political aspect, and it’s slop for lazy people too stupid/unskilled to learn how to make good coffee themselves so that covers the NEET aspect.
Damnit speak English, you autistic cunt.
Regardless of what it means, I’m going to say Starbucks. Coffee tastes like shit, so that covers the crappy food. It’s an overpriced popularity symbol for faggot conformist leftists so that covers the political aspect, and it’s slop for lazy people too stupid/unskilled to learn how to make good coffee themselves so that covers the NEET aspect.
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I've seen TV ads for Just. There's always some black narrator talking about how the consoomer star of the ad is saving the environment/muh aminals and in one ad, he's all SLAYY KWEEEN because she's tricking her evil stuck up nazi bloodmouth parents/in-laws into eating their not-eggs
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The only way to truly avoid goyslop is to become a hunter gatherer again and eat all your meat raw, no seasonings, and freshly killed. It is very esoteric and will connect you to your ancestors. You will eat the raw flesh of deer and feel the most masculine you have ever felt. You will have a spiritual awakening. So what if it’s highly inconvenient? This is the only way to avoid this hellscape of a world and your kids will thank you for it.
Aside from spiritual benefits, the physical benefits of avoiding goyslop are amazing. You will have the strongest arms and the biggest balls. Your shoulders will be able to lift cars. Women that avoid goyslop will have the biggest and perkiest breasts, along with very thin waists. You will look like gods.
Connect yourselves with nature, brothers. Feast upon raw meat, eggs, and dairy. You will ascend to a higher plane of existence than everyone else on this diet.
Aside from spiritual benefits, the physical benefits of avoiding goyslop are amazing. You will have the strongest arms and the biggest balls. Your shoulders will be able to lift cars. Women that avoid goyslop will have the biggest and perkiest breasts, along with very thin waists. You will look like gods.
Connect yourselves with nature, brothers. Feast upon raw meat, eggs, and dairy. You will ascend to a higher plane of existence than everyone else on this diet.
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Anything that can be bought without leaving the car.