Long ass post because during the few hours I went to bed you fuckers posted way too many good stuff. So it's your own fault!
I guarantee you he is seething with rage.
110%. Someone above said "even Pat must have chuckled", but that's impossible, for the simple fact he'd need to be able to have some sort of self-deprecating sense of humor. And we know how he's incapable of self-reflection
I'm going to wager he goes straight denial and claims the book doesn't exist, combined with a general increase in hostility and spelling errors on twitter.
Are you from the future?? Can you get me a copy of the 2020-2070 Grey Sports Almanac, please? ... It's for a friend I swear.
I have got to admit... when I saw the piggy face part of the cypher, I howled. I woke up a family member and got scolded for being a inconsiderate retard.
So what does fatrick do for a living? Besides grinding black children into pepperoni. I don't know much about the guy and being a failed author doesn't buy you a constant stream of takeout and pub food
Well, there are some theories.
He used to sell health insurance to old people who are about to die (fucking vulture - another reason to never pity him) and is still registered as such. So that's where some people think he gets his money. He claims he doesn't sell insurance anymore, but since Rick is a pathological liar, it's very possible he's just saying that because he doesn't want to admit he's a failed author.
The other theory is Niki's mom is the one banking them. She's a CEO of a company (I forgot the name), so she's got the money. The idea is Niki is probably some kind of autistic, so her mom doesn't really expect much from her. Being married even if it is to an imbecile, must justify the cost.
an/should we get this featured on the front? I vote yes as it's maybe the funniest shit ever and Owen deserves the fawkin moolah
I think this whole fucking day should be featured on the front page. It may never be surpassed in Patposting.
And you got a point, it's not just about making fun of Pat, Mr. Forrems deserves the exposition and mo' dollahs!
Should we make a post with all the stuff combined to link for people who are outside of this thing of ours? I made one a few pages back in which I linked all events, but it probably won't make much sense if you don't follow Pat .
I can try to do a more detailed one later today, but I can't garantee I'll have the time to do so. Anyways, let me know what you guys think, cause this whole day was just too insane.
Also, as great as the book could have been, there's a SEVERE lack of information about the use of sugar cubes in Victorian London! Wtf?? How am I suppose to understand the characters if Mr.Forrems can't even bother to take 20 minutes to study the world where he sets his story?? I bet even a fat alcoholic rube from Milwaukee would do this basic task! Unforgivable. 1/10
The following two websites are exactly the same and should be spread around wherever you see fit so that they show up when people search "A Christmas Carnage Patrick Tomlinson":
Best part about them is the copyright:
Edit: Updated Amazon/Goodreads reviews archiving:
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