Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[OttoWest]

I wonder what they would do or what they COULD do if they got robbed while still in the house. If Corissa was there, she'd be able to be mobile pretty quickly, but if it was just J, I guess she would have to just watch as they stole everything, or try to roll off her bed or couch as quickly as possible. I think that's a part of all of this these deathfats don't think about. You are disabling yourself in more ways than one, as you can't even protect yourself or your property any longer (unless you have a gun by you at all times).

Would they even have much to steal? Their primary existence is based around eating and so is their finances. I sincerely doubt that the computer rig Juliana uses for work is worth much. Corissa would have a nice laptop because she's an influencer and needs something that can handle video editing software and the various updates and drives for that. If she still does feeder porn she'd have cameras for this as well, but so far the only photos that she takes herself seem to have taken with her mobile. Anything vaguely professional, she hires a photographer. They'd have a big tv with all the streaming channel subscriptions- something to distract them from the sound of their own mastication- but other than that, I'd lay money that there's little in their house that's valuable to a nonfat. The reinforced deathfat specialty furniture is expensive, but it's hard to make off with in a robbery. And I sincerely doubt there's much by way of market value in Corissa's wardrobe.

If they do feel vulnerable regardless of how much or how less of a target they are, it'd explain why they bought that fuck huge dog despite it being wildly inappropriate for their lifestyle.

I do wonder how death fats would deal with something like a house fire or tornado (they are in Kansas after all). They can’t run, they can’t do stairs, and they can’t pull one another to safety.

 

[The NSA]

The answer is, they die. This applies to mass casualty/injury situations too. In those situations first responders and healthcare workers use military style triage.

Resources are directed towards the people with the best chance of surviving their injuries vs bogging down four plus healthcare workers just to move one mega large patient. The goal is to save as many people as possible. Those who need a disproportionate amount of resources will have to wait or die, depending on resources available. We saw a mild version of this during COVID when some facilities made people over a designated age DNRs and saved ventilators for younger patients with better prognoses.

It’s ironic how vulnerable they are, considering their strong independent *insert gender here* posturing. When a true and honest disaster strikes, wokeness and twitter mentions mean nothing.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corrisa IG:

J IG:

 

[Angry New Ager]

That

Corrisa IG:
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J IG:
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That poll would be a hell of a lot more interesting and useful had they asked, "Have you received a mental health diagnosis of any kind? If so, was it [check all that apply: a) autism; b) a Cluster B personality disorder; c) C-PTSD; d) Bipolar; e) Other (please specify below)."

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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That poll would be a hell of a lot more interesting and useful had they asked, "Have you received a mental health diagnosis of any kind? If so, was it [check all that apply: a) autism; b) a Cluster B personality disorder; c) C-PTSD; d) Bipolar; e) Other (please specify below)."

I once saw at least one scientific article that stated that autistics were more likely to identify as trans. So more of that would certainly be interesting info.

Also:

"people with neopronouns are more likely to receive backlash than people that use binary pronouns"

No shit, Sherlock? Singular they short of replacing it with "he or she" is pushing it very hard as it is. Fae, xyr, xe, co, it? Time for therapy!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

To be frank, I am probably the odd man out in this, but I prefer neopronouns over the use of they/them. They/them are NOT singular-use pronouns. Period.

Spoiler: ESL sure as fuck agrees.

This is probably one of the best infographs I have ever seen on this. Because it takes the complexities of English for non-native speakers and breaks it down into an easy to comprehend and follow chart with no SJW bullshit manipulation.

The way I view things, if you're going to pretend that gametes are a social construct and that reproductive binaries don't exist in mammilian creatures, we can pretend that xe/xer are actual words instead of taking words that have meaning and purpose and fucking with them.

 

[Angry New Ager]

To be frank, I am probably the odd man out in this, but I prefer neopronouns over the use of they/them. They/them are NOT singular-use pronouns. Period.

Spoiler: ESL sure as fuck agrees.

This is probably one of the best infographs I have ever seen on this. Because it takes the complexities of English for non-native speakers and breaks it down into an easy to comprehend and follow chart with no SJW bullshit manipulation.

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The way I view things, if you're going to pretend that gametes are a social construct and that reproductive binaries don't exist in mammilian creatures, we can pretend that xe/xer are actual words instead of taking words that have meaning and purpose and fucking with them.

I'm okay with the use of they/them used as a singular pronoun in hypothetical statements where the sex of the imaginary person being used as an example is irrelevant. I'm also okay with it being used when you're talking about only one person, but their sex is either unknown, or you need to conceal it for privacy reasons.

Adopting they/them as the pronouns you identify yourself with, and want others to use when they think and speak of you, however, is fucking retarded, and no, I will not comply.

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

I'm okay with the use of they/them used as a singular pronoun in hypothetical statements where the sex of the imaginary person being used as an example is irrelevant. I'm also okay with it being used when you're talking about only one person, but their sex is either unknown, or you need to conceal it for privacy reasons.

Adopting they/them as the pronouns you identify yourself with, and want others to use when they think and speak of you, however, is fucking retarded, and no, I will not comply.

Yeah, I don't care that much about grammar, but I do care about not rewarding people who discovered stereotypes are restrictive and decided "well, they just don't apply to me unlike all you boring suckers."

BTW, can tornadoes actually pick up and throw around cows (and lolcows) like they do in movies? Because that'd be a sight to see.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa is going to Disney she says.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Corissa is going to Disney she says.
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Yeah, but you know Juliana's not.

 

[Blerg]

Corrisa IG

J IG:
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She is stripping that door on carpet. Oh my god. My mistake, it is gravel, thank you @Ginger_beer. Let’s hope she had the mind to open a window in that enclosed space, the lighting does not look natural.

 

[Ginger_beer]

She is stripping that door on carpet. Oh my god.

LOL, I only looked at the images in thumbnail (on a phone) and didn't enlarge. I thought that was gravel. The fact that it's carpet is hysterical.

 

[GenociderSyo]

But if Corissa doesn't like men....and J is "trans-masc" Does Corissa not like J?

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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Hahah, she hates J so much.

 

[Blerg]

But if Corissa doesn't like men....and J is "trans-masc" Does Corissa not like J?
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Nah, I’m sure she just genderfluids on back to female every quarter or so when Corissa’s gross lesbian friends aren’t available for her to cuck with. The testosterone shots say trans man, but her girlfriend’s unbridled disgust with men says trans masc (or, whatever you want me to be mommy, just keep paying the mortgage and buying me name brand snacks.)

As an aside, Corissa’s first husband turned into a “woman” and now her girlfriend is turning into a “man”. I find that so interesting. Does she just get off on being with clearly mentally ill people? She claims to be mentally ill herself but anyone can see she’s just a controlling monster who thrives on eye fucking herself and fucking over everyone else.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Wooo, vision boards! So masc, Juliana. Goodness knows all the men I worked with would jump for joy to do those. </sarcasm>

 

[The NSA]

Lol at the chainsaw on the visor board. I’d love to see one of these two try to use one. Preferably on live but I’d settle for Liveleak.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J is embracing stoner life

 

[dainty beezing gorl]

J is embracing stoner life
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“Personal service from people who care”?

Oh, so like, an in-home nurse? Are we channeling bedbound in 2023?