Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

I don't think even the Ralphamale grew such a retarded, horny and dangerous community, not on purpose anyway. This is honestly not just disgusting but slightly concerning. This is on a similar level of crazy shit as those nut jobs that try and date serial killers. Not to say Nick has any bodies under his floor boards. But that I would do everything in my power to not interact with those kinds of people. They all read like the type of woman that would wake you up at 5 am with a gun aimed at your head demanding you apologize for cheating on them in a dream. And the idiot Nicky is doing the worst thing possible, he is slowly but surely ensuring these horny nutjobs will feel Nicky owes them something. And they will try and collect.

 

[Jack Awful]

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This reads like a male simp trying to justify superchatting his social security checks to an egirl.

"Pokimane Nick helped my depression, guys! You're all just haters!"

It's pathetic when a fat neck beard does it and it's pathetic when a middle aged mom does it. Probably moreso.

Edit:
Her ramblings are also incredibly disorganized. It's just a bunch of sentence fragments back to back with no flow or relevance to each other, I don't think I saw a single comma in her entire speil.

 

[Mikoyan]

Slowly over time he transforms into modern Idubbbz, a weak, miserable, spiritually broken lapdog.

Look, if Nick gets taken in by Sam Hyde for a week to try to freak him the fuck out, that's what I'm here for.

"Nick. You like the Balldo."

"Yeah, I guess, I mea..."

"We have acquired technologies far beyond this. Do you think the Soviet Union just fell due to internal pressures? To military spending? It fell to the use of secret CIA sex toy technologies. We can have you painting the celling five seconds from the deployment order. I just need to know: Are you in?"

 

[Skint]

Comments should be rich in a bit.

They already read like parody.

Also, I love how they have nearly identical amount of upvotes, almost like few of his local fossils mobilized to ratio the prudes.
Edit:

Exhibit A has arrived.

 

[Captain Manning]

They already read like parody.

Also,




Yeah, @chudbere, YOU CAN'T HANDLE LOCALS!

And that's... actually a really good thing. Good for you!

Also, I love how they have nearly identical amount of upvotes, almost like few of his local fossils mobilized to ratio the prudes.

How can that be though? They're not supposed to care. Dammit, they're doing it wrong again!

 

[Jack Awful]

Exhibit A has arrived.

I like that he can't help but plug the locals at the end. Nick's locals is this dude's life and it's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

Seriously, what is the story with Cgoody? I've been a retarded fanboy before in my life (never as an adult), but the fucker nose guards like it's his job or something and he probably doesn't even get paid for the ACTUAL job he does for Nick. Nigga needs to get bullied more and get his shit together.

 

[sum ting wong]

CGoody trying real hard to bang Nicks wife, or maybe Nick himself?

 

[not william stenchever]

I'm putting my money on Rackets getting his penis stolen Lorena Bobbitt style.

 

[beautiful person]

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Sally and "Egalitarian"'s comments are the most funny to me. First, EB. Here, we call people faggots and niggers and we openly mock the mentally retarded. But ~insinuating~ that people whoring their bodies on the Internet for very basic human validation are whores is ~gross~. Lmao, gash, please.
Then there's Sally. '10 years of hiding but I'm finally ~myself~ again because people thirsted over my thirst traps!' How pathetic do you have to be to supposedly gain a sense of self over people's sexual interest in you? Especially at 40+? You're supposed to grow out of that mindset, not regress back into it.

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I'm pretty sure this guy did it intentionally because he wanted in on the positive attention and because he's too autistic to know what the line is, but then immediately backpeddled when he didn't get the reaction he wanted.

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What is with these broken-minded bitches thinking basic sexual attention means anything positive about them as people? 18-year-old girls figure out that the niceness from men who want sexual things from them is entirely superficial, but this dummy thinks she's being ~loved~.

 

[Jack Awful]

CGoody trying real hard to bang Nicks wife, or maybe Nick himself?

He probably thinks if he plays his cards right he can fuck one of the wine moms. He sees us as a threat to Nick's Locals and therefore his chances at that happening, so he'll protect it at any cost.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Every retard knows that one line "Judge not lest you be judged" but she couldn't even get that right.

Spelling and flow are hard when you are drunk on a Thursday morning.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I’m a rape survivor. So, as is common for rape survivors, I like to send unsolicited lewds to married middle aged internet celebrities and for him and his fanbase to masturbate to them. Now, you might think that a rape survivor would realize that sending lewds to a chat room of degenerate weirdos that are known for being able to track down personal info might be a bad idea, but it’s actually liberating or some shit. Because if there is anything that rape survivors love, it’s the idea of a bunch of freakshows jerking off to them.

Also, lol at dickpic guy getting cuck cornered and coping by claiming it was an accident. Phone went off in his pants? It’s like a 5 year old explaining that a bird flew into the house and knocked over the expensive heirloom vase.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Edit:

Exhibit A has arrived.

This is great. CGoody has been in the NickO'Sphere forever.

 

[Jack Awful]

Also, lol at dickpic guy getting cuck cornered and coping by claiming it was an accident. Phon went off in his pants? It’s like a 5 year old explaining that a bird flew into the house and knocked over the expensive heirloom vase.

"It was a virus! I was standing up and my penis fell out and I accidentally took a photo and the virus uploaded it to locals!"

Poor fool probably thought by posting nudes he'd be thirsted over the same way the winemoms are when they do.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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IMMINENT RETARD DRAMA

Yeah and this is the same 44 year old who is posting nudes in chat she says were taken from her daughter's room and Nick is talking about receiving texts from while on stream. This is definitely going GREAT and will continue to go GREAT!

They already read like parody.
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Exhibit A has arrived.

Amazing that it only took Elissa clips posting the takes from two people who are not Ralph for their brains to utterly break

"Even if they wanna involve Drexel"

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

"It was a virus! I was standing up and my penis fell out and I accidentally took a photo and the virus uploaded it to locals!"

Poor fool probably thought by posting nudes he'd be thirsted over the same way the winemoms are when they do.

So, we were making the same post and I have a question for you. Were you also surprised that the oldest copy of that video in the search results was only three years old? I was expecting a ten year old clip but I guess they have all been purged.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Oh, so it's an abuse victim (if taken at her word) who's doing the typical cope of trying to reclaim her sexuality by being a huge skank.

Yep enabling that will go very well for you Nick, she's totally a stable individual.

Just make sure that if you invite her over and one of your daughters has a pet rabbit, you tell her to hide it.

Tbh, If I were the shyster lolyer, I would be extremely cautious having such people around me (even when it is just in his locals chat) that bint smells like me too accusations incoming in 5,4,3...
OTOH, as everybody and his mum knows were Nick lives, such people are always a good reason to get a concealed carry permit if he doesn't already have one that is.

 

[mailfrawd]

The Nose Knights are trying their best, but when people can't argue the facts, they attack the messenger.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The Nose Knights are trying their best, but when people can't argue the facts, they attack the messenger.

Yup. Charming group. Quite a bunch of sycophants he has accumulated. Kick Vic would be proud.