DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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He can't possibly think this looks good. This is some mid life crisis delusion or something.

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Local Degenerate said:
Oh, in Phil's case, 100%. I have no doubt whatever stupid shit he put in there was absolutely terrible. I just mean in general, hence me putting my own experience, and using being sick as an example. When it comes to Dave, I'd be shocked if he put anything further than 'come to my house'.

If y'all are going to sit here and tell me you think the majority of people driving for these companies have even a shred of intelligence or common sense to them, we're just not going to agree. I'm sure some reasonable people do, but if you're 30+ driving around delivering food, you're basically in the same boat as Phil.
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God tell me you live in your moms basement eating cheetos and drinking fanta with your Masters in Art History scoffing at any job offer that doesn't get you 6 figures and make you the CEO immediately.
 
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So 1MinuteMan just drops his daily 20$ and Phil doesn't even add him as the top tipper. Now, wether 1MM is real or not, I was never sure. It was one of those DSP things like Leanna being underage and groomed when they first met that I was 50/50 about. But this moment really pushes me to think he's fake. I am about 80% sure 1MM is fake. If he is not, then he is a retard that isn't even watching DSP. The reason Phil has a "top tipper" section is because his whales get a kick out of feeling important and feeling like they flaunt their wealth. If Phil refused to list the top tipper, they'd be less likely to tip because how else are they gonna be listed as "VIP". They suck at real life so at least paying this pollack will make them feel more special than others. So along comes this totally real person, gives money, and Phil out of nowhere decides "Fuck it", no leaderboard for you because this other guy tipped the same amount before you. This makes no sense. If it's the same amount, you would logically list the most recent one.

There is some crazy shit going on behind the scenes when it comes to "1MinuteMan" because this is sus as all hell.

I call bullshit on the theory that OMM pays in bulk(if he is real) and Phil evenly distributes the money. If that were the case, Phil would just hide it. This theory is only true in the even that OMM is a tard who has a hard time making multiple payments so phil talked to him behind da scenez and weaseled his way into convincing him to pay him in bulk. Which sounds contrived and a lot more difficult to manage since 1. Money would get tight for 1mm a lot faster and 2. Phil would have to actually make an active effort to launder the cash instead of acting like he doesn't have it.

Another option is that OMM is real and either watches the stream but never interacts excepect to tip, and never leaves a message or nothing or he literally never even watches he just logs on each time and drops a 20 or 25 dollar tip (also convenient how he has tipped 25 in the past but this time he gave 20 so as to not be the top tipper) which is also moronic.

And finally, OMM is fake and it's just Phil inflating his numbers as some sort of motivation for his retards to make it easier to hit goals.

Either way you slice it, there is some real shady shit going on around this "guy" and I'm getting sick of it. If he is real, the best thing would unironically be for someone to dox him and make sure he's not some sort of vegetable who doesn't even understand the world around him. And if he is not real, which is what I lean into believing, Phil should fucking stop already. Either way, people should really go back to pestering Phil about his possibly imaginary sugar daddy.
 
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RaidenAUndertale said:
So 1MinuteMan just drops his daily 20$ and Phil doesn't even add him as the top tipper. Now, wether 1MM is real or not, I was never sure. It was one of those DSP things like Leanna being underage and groomed when they first met that I was 50/50 about. But this moment really pushes me to think he's fake. I am about 80% sure 1MM is fake. If he is not, then he is a retard that isn't even watching DSP. The reason Phil has a "top tipper" section is because his whales get a kick out of feeling important and feeling like they flaunt their wealth. If Phil refused to list the top tipper, they'd be less likely to tip because how else are they gonna be listed as "VIP". They suck at real life so at least paying this pollack will make them feel more special than others. So along comes this totally real person, gives money, and Phil out of nowhere decides "Fuck it", no leaderboard for you because this other guy tipped the same amount before you. This makes no sense. If it's the same amount, you would logically list the most recent one.

There is some crazy shit going on behind the scenes when it comes to "1MinuteMan" because this is sus as all hell.

I call bullshit on the theory that OMM pays in bulk(if he is real) and Phil evenly distributes the money. If that were the case, Phil would just hide it. This theory is only true in the even that OMM is a tard who has a hard time making multiple payments so phil talked to him behind da scenez and weaseled his way into convincing him to pay him in bulk. Which sounds contrived and a lot more difficult to manage since 1. Money would get tight for 1mm a lot faster and 2. Phil would have to actually make an active effort to launder the cash instead of acting like he doesn't have it.

Another option is that OMM is real and either watches the stream but never interacts excepect to tip, and never leaves a message or nothing or he literally never even watches he just logs on each time and drops a 20 or 25 dollar tip (also convenient how he has tipped 25 in the past but this time he gave 20 so as to not be the top tipper) which is also moronic.

And finally, OMM is fake and it's just Phil inflating his numbers as some sort of motivation for his retards to make it easier to hit goals.

Either way you slice it, there is some real shady shit going on around this "guy" and I'm getting sick of it. If he is real, the best thing would unironically be for someone to dox him and make sure he's not some sort of vegetable who doesn't even understand the world around him. And if he is not real, which is what I lean into believing, Phil should fucking stop already. Either way, people should really go back to pestering Phil about his possibly imaginary sugar daddy.
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Your dent is showing. There was already a $20 tip so another $20 doesn’t mean top tipper.
 
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