Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[Return of the Freaker]

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[EyeGuy]

There's a whole world of autism out there as far as 3rd rate gym impersonators go. There's like a whole network of them, my first exposure to that carl guy was in a recommendation by paulyfrog, who basically does the same shit.

My favorite is the brony fanfic writer who's been promising and failing to deliver his own Internet Insanity series for two months now:

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I have to echo Godwinson's shock that this faggot is 28. He sounds like some spergy zoomer who hasn't even left high school yet

Are we in the origin of another flamenco?

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Can people start calling these copies of a copy "jimitators?" They're doing a type of jim commentary down to the literal speech pattern and accent. The category is usually /pol/tards, usually like anime, use a red and black color combination, think jim is the dark lord of the internet, doing the jim voice but without the necessary smoking.

Holy shit this Carl character is 28 fucking years old and before anyone say he might be lying to seem older remember Flamenco, everyone and their mother tought that autistic sperg was 18 based on how he acted but the truth was the he was a middle aged man.

You will never be the real Metokur. You have no charm, you have no wit, you have no comedic timing. You are a skinwalker twisted by anime and daddy issues into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get from fellow chudbuds is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the sweeite squad mocks you. Daddy Jim is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “creator friends” laughs at clumsy attempts at streams behind closed doors.
Oldfags are utterly repulsed by you. By reading thousands of shitpost has allowed oldfags to sniff out fakes with incredible efficiency. Even Jimwalkers who “pass” feel uncanny and unnatural to oldfags. Your manerisms and pandering to chyat is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a couple of paypig's to donate to you, they will turn tail and run out of your chat the second another clone mocks you for stretching Jims rotten face to far.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning when you say "Well hello chyat" and tell yourself it’s going to be ok that everyone likes you just as much as Jim, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss right in to the arms of your e-daddy. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a neet son. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name and not your online handle, in a couple of weeks of crocodile tears your online friends will have forgoten you and the only thing that will remain of your legacy is a dead account on a clone of twitter. Until that to is shut down.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[All becomes gunt]

This isn't just his avatar, this is what he will be wearing when he shoots up a mall when he realises he is a talentless hack that tries to impersonate a janitor that swept it up for a pedo.

 

[Sprate Header]

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Words can't describe how viscerally disgusting this picture is. Fitting for Jimwalkers, considering the Internet schizoid lore around skinwalkers and the uncanny valley:

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Anyone who makes videos with robot text to speech is a sub-Flamenco-tier faggot.

 

[LaurenLauren]

What does it take to turn fanbois on kiwifarms against their british hero? Just make a little too much fun of janny Josh.

[EDIT]

FIANLLY I CAN POST O THIS NIGGER SITE, TY JANNY JOSH!

 

[Sprate Header]

Anyone who makes videos with robot text to speech is a sub-Flamenco-tier faggot.

Annoying? Sure.

Sub-Flamenco? Let's not get hasty, now.

 

[JustStopDude]

EDIT: Asstroon and Beejamski pretend to be disgusted by basic buffet food, asstroon internally seething that he doesn't have a family to stuff his face at a buffet with

I have a real hard time accepting any culture that views poutine as food, judging any other people.

And Aston eats out of a fucking trough.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Carl Shvartz by far is the most disgusting of the Jim Effect spergs. Literally copied every single mannerism down to the cough, wow that is just pathetic. The avatar, the overlay, speech pattern, like don’t we already have a Jim AI that we can just remove the entire aspect of the derivative faggotry. The level of faggotry is off the charts after I seen some of the clips of Carls streams. As well the way he juxtaposed the goyslop meme with the hitting Milo commentary is fucking unbelievable.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

What does it take to turn fanbois on kiwifarms against their british hero? Just make a little too much fun of janny Josh.

[EDIT]

FIANLLY I CAN POST O THIS NIGGER SITE, TY JANNY JOSH!

The Liquid Josh bit was literally the only good part of last night's stream idk what you're on about

 

[#KillAllPedos]

It was 100% Jade that caused him to sell out. His femme fatale was a cam whore to begin with, of course she would be telling him how much money he could be making. Plus she's Chinese, those are the most money grubbing group of people right up there with "God's chosen". Jades eyes would probably turn into cartoonishly large dollar signs when talking to Gym.

They likely got into one sided arguments or very convincing pep talks like these:

"YOU NO MAKE MONEY WITH SIRRY VIDEO! YOU STUPID OR SOMETING? I GOOD ARTIST WE SERR HAT TO RETARD ANIME FAN OF YOU! WE MAKE MIRRIONS! IF YOU NO DO TIS, NO PUSSY FRIED RIE FOR YOU!"

Women always "inspire" men to make more money for them. Always. It's an evolutionary adaption on both the man and woman's part to secure power through wealth.

It’s like everything else with wives. If you spend time doing it, eventually she’ll ask “why aren’t you focusing your attention on me?” If you make money, she stops bugging you.

Jim's Legacy - Godwinson Dines with the Kings of 2007

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Wow that was a surprisingly Jim-friendly stream. Next thing we’ll see Sweety Squadwinson in his 4/5 star hat. Nice to see BFK make an appearance, guy is legit talented. All of those Jim pics were fake btw, except maybe the filtered one.

 

[Morris Schaffer]

That CS guy is such a Metokur skinwalker he's beyond cringe crossing into "kill it with fire before it breeds" lands. If there really is a person behind this and not some malfunctioning AI then the autism spectrum is beyond 9000. Fuck, original content really is dying out, isn't it? Godwinson, I wish you a long and good life, you're our only hope.

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

It’s like everything else with wives. If you spend time doing it, eventually she’ll ask “why aren’t you focusing your attention on me?” If you make money, she stops bugging you.

Wow that was a surprisingly Jim-friendly stream. Next thing we’ll see Sweety Squadwinson in his 4/5 star hat. Nice to see BFK make an appearance, guy is legit talented. All of those Jim pics were fake btw, except maybe the filtered one.

Its Comferting to know that what ever happens to jim, dead tomarow or in a coma. His Content will go on with your amazing Work!

 

[MeltyTW]

EDIT: Asstroon and Beejamski pretend to be disgusted by basic buffet food, asstroon internally seething that he doesn't have a family to stuff his face at a buffet with

i dont get why sweet potatoes with marshmallows is so gross to porky when hes eaten like half a ham by himself on cam and gorged on enough mcnuggets to kill a child with godwinson. is he horrified that people can eat veggies albeit with a layer of sugary stuff? is it because there's only one sweetener and not a ton of mcnugget grease piled on top? i agree with bryan that ppp should be bled like a pig for that take.

satisfying for godwinson to point out and confirm the obvious, that yes ppp eats like shit, yes ppp doesnt micro analyze the decor or fret over the visual aesthetics of ever green bean on the buffet and how photogenic they are at that moment before he swallows them like a whale swallows the horizon.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Anyone who makes videos with robot text to speech is a sub-Flamenco-tier faggot.

Which is why the recent Surfer videos are pure faggotry. I hope when Godwinson said he has to wait to the end of the month before he'll answer the Surfer Question (SQ) is because he gave Surfer a Grace period / Ultimatum on giving his head a good shake.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Out of curiosity, does anybody have any idea wtf the jimwalker was talking about with penguins swimming on /pol/?

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

"The best thing about Jim's death is we no longer have to wait for Jim's take to form an opinion."

A lot of these faggots are just gonna treat Jim like he's their Christ. "What would Jim have thought of this? What would Jim do?" like Godwinson said, they're like primitive AI that've consumed Jim and try to piece together what they retardedly think he'd say and do like chatbots. Faggots like Kinochet and Carl doing "HUR HUR MY GOOD FRIEND..." for their socks and shit.

I hope we get some kind of Shia/Sunni split in Jim worship where the Archbishops disagree on Jim Dogma and civil wars break out. That'd be fun drama. A third faction of otters with PPP starts going on about how Jim would have condemned tables because we have perfectly good tummies to eat off. There's already allegations of Anointed Priests of the church of Jim like Flamenco diddling kids.

 

[DoomSayer]

The Liquid Josh bit was literally the only good part of last night's stream idk what you're on about

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