Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
PF1e is a perfect DND 3.75e. 2e is some bastardization of it with the simplicity of DND 5e like a chimera. It's also pozzed if we're talking material like 5e. Slavery just got completely poofed from ever having existed if I remember right
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That's just setting up a campaign where the party is the first to invent slavery.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
So there was gay drama because some Owen A. Poster got offended because someone was gonna recommend using Amazon/ Kindle’s promotional deal to get the book for free? They do realize that the author still gets paid right? Or do they just have a 1.7 GPA (1.2 without gym)? Or was that user just imitating Patrick by being an Internet tough guy?

Sad day when the wacky funsters from Owen A. and the KiwiSisters turn on each other. No more brother wars!
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huh what happened. ive been sick for like 3-4 days, I guess im gonna have to sort through the last dozen pages.
 
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As a reminder. Most of the content here is because of OnA. This thread should add them just as much as Patrick.
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
PF1e is a perfect DND 3.75e. 2e is some bastardization of it with the simplicity of DND 5e like a chimera. It's also pozzed if we're talking material like 5e. Slavery just got completely poofed from ever having existed if I remember right, they made an adventure where you're basically cops and they had to bend the knee about handling it correctly because retards screamed muh ACAB instead of letting anything be fun fantasy bullshit.

But that's not important, what's important is Fatrick is playing a halfling when he should instead be a rather rotund half-ogre with a predilection for abducting children from the Mwangi expanse.
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The wizards there would have blown him up. The Archmage there would probably make sure his whole family line wouldn't exist.
 
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The Avengers have been topped for best crossover.

"Sounds like a plan," Firstname said. "Hey, I think the time circuit tachyon pulse neutrino fields are bucking. I have to leave now. I have to go back to my time and continue doing adventures in space. Adventures where I get lots of puss and where ethnic minor characters do extremely ethnic things. It sure was great to watch Scrooge get killed with you. Bye now!" Before Tiny Tim could reply, Firstname Lastname had vanished.[\quote]
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Uh oh... Kiwifagbros?
 
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Uh oh... Kiwifagbros?
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When people start trolling, inevitably it escalates to something like SWATing. Unlike ordering pizzas to someone's house, this is a felony and will result in serious jail time. Besides, if you have to engage in SWATing to get a reaction out of your target, you're not a very good troll.

We have a rule against trolling, but that rule has a corollary: if you absolutely must troll, do not drag Kiwi Farms into it.

As an aside, the guy has an account on ONA Forums, and seems to have an axe to grind with Null:
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He's doing it to get a rise out of Null:
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"IT'S JUST A JOKE YOU GUYS JEEZ"
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Narrator: "It was revenge for a KF user trying to give away free copies of a troll book."
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I'm sure Null is quaking in his boots. Remember: Kiwi Farms can live without Patrick. You cannot.
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Personally, I don't care whether or not ONA can police its own retards. Watching Quasi get arrested for condoning the swattings, and watching Patrick gloat while Owen A. Forrems copes and seethes, will be just as amusing as watching Patrick make an ass of himself.

Also, Patrick is fat.
 

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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
PF1e is a perfect DND 3.75e. 2e is some bastardization of it with the simplicity of DND 5e like a chimera. It's also pozzed if we're talking material like 5e. Slavery just got completely poofed from ever having existed if I remember right, they made an adventure where you're basically cops and they had to bend the knee about handling it correctly because retards screamed muh ACAB instead of letting anything be fun fantasy bullshit.

But that's not important, what's important is Fatrick is playing a halfling when he should instead be a rather rotund half-ogre with a predilection for abducting children from the Mwangi expanse.
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And third party supplements fix the gaps in classes that weren't in Pathfinder. I'm talking about psionics, weeaboo fighting magic, Arcanum/Akashic, binding magic, shadow casting, and truenaming. Pat's head would explode with all that number crunching.
 
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I see that SpaceEdge is retarded. Why would Null go there? Null also has no control what the posters here do. Kiwifarms isn't a "troll site". This is why that site should be added to Patricks page. Not only would Patrick have a shit fit, so would the users of that site. They're as much of a lolcow as Patrick. Hell, even more so because they produce more content. Patrick wouldn't produce as much if not for them.

Should be reminded that any time a poster here committed or talked about committing a crime users would normally report it. Over on that forum they cheer it on. Say what you want about Patrick, he's right about them.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
I see that SpaceEdge is retarded. Why would Null go there? Null also has no control what the posters here do. Kiwifarms isn't a "troll site". This is why that site should be added to Patricks page. Not only would Patrick have a shit fit, so would the users of that site. They're as much of a lolcow as Patrick. Hell, even more so because they produce more content. Patrick wouldn't produce as much if not for them.

Should be reminded that any time a poster here committed or talked about committing a crime users would normally report it. Over on that forum they cheer it on. Say what you want about Patrick, he's right about them.
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I've always said that people tend to be most preoccupied with cows that they identify with. It's the old "What you hate most about others is what you hate about yourself" thing.

So you can look at guys like the Cumias and Patrick and draw your own conclusions. Except unlike Cumia I'm guessing they haven't had any successful radio careers, and unlike Patrick they probably aren't married.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
I've always said that people tend to be most preoccupied with cows that they identify with. It's the old "What you hate most about others is what you hate about yourself" thing.

So you can look at guys like the Cumias and Patrick and draw your own conclusions. Except unlike Cumia I'm guessing they haven't had any successful radio careers, and unlike Patrick they probably aren't married.
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And with a micro penis.
 
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