Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TheCakeIsALie]

Cheesecake Factory is across the street from her apartment/shopping complex with her apartment. Theres also a ton of food within normal person walking distance. She is at "The Henry" in the lower middle. If you were to zoom in on the map there are a tone more restaurants
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If you rinse off any sudsy dish soap, you can put scrub brushes in the top rack of the dishwasher. Clean as new. Then you dont even need a dedicated one. Just wash it like a regular dish. As long as they arent a wooden handle they should be good.


Black people use baking soda for a different trick when cooking around the house...

So not only could she easily walk all that if she weren't a fat fuck, but that park looks like it could be a good one for walking, all without needing a car.

 

[Trees]

if she weren't a fat fuck

 

[Mekahineyho]

Just to show how amber has zero going on in her life amber adds a clip of firemen at her complex from TWO weeks ago.

Here she’s like it wasn’t a big deal. Then why fucking add it into the vlog dumbass? Honestly if that happend to me I would have forgotten by now but she has nothing else to film or show.

Also my mouth was literally open in awe at her journal. Tracking when you have empath or no tears holy shit.

Edit: LOL at her tossing the cow print overalls that she said was her favorite outfit ever and we never saw her wear after.

 

[Salvador Dali]

I fully believe that journaling is actively giving into Hamber's NPD tendencies. Who actually needs 10+ daily tables to fill out based on their mood? Why does she need to know how she's feeling 24/7? Personally, I think this helps her find a justifiable reason to binge when she's happy or sad...essentially another way to enable herself and make her excuses feel validated. Fat Al needs to stop doomscrolling through HAEs and mental health Tiktok and get herself institutionalized pronto!

We don't have to worry about seeing her bullet journal bullshit when she inevitably gives it up in a week or so after a nasty binge molment which she totally doesn't wanna go into.

It's just so routine now to see Amber in her manic beginning of January phase where she bites off more than she can chew (lol) and becomes overly ambitious in every facet of her life. Inshallah farmers just wait a few weeks and she will have reverted back to her real self.

Can you spot the difference between these two images?

Perpetual child

 

[PixieDoodle]

I bet the people from Optavia would like to know how Amberlynn really feels about them.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I fully believe that journaling is actively giving into Hamber's NPD tendencies. Who actually needs 10+ daily tables to fill out based on their mood? Why does she need to know how she's feeling 24/7? Personally, I think this helps her find a justifiable reason to binge when she's happy or sad...essentially another way to enable herself and make her excuses feel validated. Fat Al needs to stop doomscrolling through HAEs and mental health Tiktok and get herself institutionalized pronto

This. The journaling every damn detail including her feelings, is just going to make the whole diet thing even more onerous. The only things she needs to focus on are the things she isn’t….CICO and nutritional value from those calories. She needs distraction from focussing so much on food, not actually increasing her focus on food, and her feelings about food, that seem to just send her to food anyway. Your metabolism doesn’t give a fuck about your feelings or your crying table FFS (whose woohoo idea was that). Plus there is the issue of her high goal posts. Goals should be small and attainable. Once she’s reached the first, make the next small goal to built on the last.

Spoiler: weight loss sperging

The successful weight loss folk I know (including myself) all had a simple but highly visual incentive. Whether that was photo or graph of weight loss on the fridge, a dream outfit, a menu etc. They didn’t focus 24/7 on food or feelings, or how focussing on feelings made them want to eat. They just did the thing…and restricted their eating, and found distractions from food. Yes, the one thing HAES and intuitive eating dieticians tell you not to do, is the one thing that actually works! I even came across one woman who was very triggered by scales and measurements (numbers), so she measured herself using ribbon, cutting and labelling each piece (bust, waist, arms etc). Once a month she’d remeasure, cutting the excess away and stitching her excess into flowers which she then put on her kitchen cupboards and fridge doors. She knew what those flowers represented even though no one visiting had any clue. She could be proud of herself for achieving her weight loss and at the same time see the flower and ask herself if she really needed to open that cupboard and grab a snack. It struck me as a clever and unique idea for someone so easily “triggered” . Last I heard she’d gone from 300 to 150lb, with no calorie counting and no scales other than those at her drs office.

TLDR: Amber needs to do the exact opposite of what she’s doing. She needs to restrict her calories, focus only on nutritionally dense foods, and completely distract herself from thinking about food, diet and feelings….and that means NO FUCKING JOURNALING!!! It would probably help her greatly to sleep at night and get up during daylight hours as well.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

This bullet journaling nonsense is legitimately baffling to me. I don’t understand why she’s doing it when she has a whole slew of trackers that she can wear on her Cabbage Patch Kid wrist that will do the same thing.

If you have trouble remembering and taking your medication, then set an alarm and your tracker will remind you, you don’t need to use this fucking pen to paper method as though you were some bygone 16th century wayfaring explorer, who was too busy trying to survive to remember certain things like eating it’s confusingly infuriating that she has so many journals, because she literally has nothing to write about and what she does write about she writes very poorly.

She writes in these journals to fill these empty pages up with empty goals that she’s never going to fucking achieve. The problem isn’t you not remembering Amber the problem is is that you have a shit relationship with food, food is the very essence of why you are miserable and every time somebody gets close as to why your relationship with food is toxic and abusive you fucking Fantasia (btw I would pay money I don’t have to see fanart of Faline and Amber as the alligator and hippo from Fantasia way more apropos, then Faline and Bambi) hippo, ballet dance away from it and are afraid of facing that particular dragon.

What you really should be afraid, Amber,
Is that the sand in your hourglass has turned into fat, and it is running out faster than you will ever realize. At the tender age of 33 you don’t have a lot of time left in terms of living a life that could even be an iota of fulfilling.

Your living in a luxury apartment in Lexington, mother fucking Kentucky a place that is dripping with historical landmarks and history and interesting places to see I know this because I watch those fucking weirdos with metal detectors slog their way through creeks and crawling under fucking snake infested clap board houses and abandoned school houses, finding all kinds of random historical treasures.

But no, we get to see you sit on your dumpy shelf ass and show us your bullet journaling as though that’s going to be the magic pill that makes you get your shit together.

The successful weight loss folk I know (including myself) all had a simple but highly visual incentive. Whether that was photo or graph of weight loss on the fridge, a dream outfit, a menu etc.

Spoiler: Power Level Incoming

so due to a combination of Covid, taking the Depo shot and being a lazy ass I went from weighing 147 pounds to almost weighing 200 pounds over the course of a year. One day I noticed that something was really off with my vision when I was in low light, my eyesight was starting to really suck.

I had to go to a neurologist, and he basically told me that because of my weight my body was producing too much brain/spinal fluid, and it was pushing on my optic nerves, and there was a good chance that I could probably lose most of my eyesight.

No, I didn’t have diabetes.

It was literally my brain producing too much fluid due to me being a fat fuck.

Do you know what I didn’t do?

I didn’t go out and buy a $50 journal and start bulleting my fucking feelings. I immediately went to a nutritionist, joined the gym, stopped taking that fucking Depo shot and changed my diet. I’ve lost 30 pounds since August not as much as I wanted too and I am still 25 pounds away from what I should be weighing, but the fact that I might lose my eyesight, terrified me to the point that I got my shit together.

I don’t know what life moment is going to happen to Amberlynn where she wakes up from whatever stupid fucking dream she’s living and realizes that she’s gonna have to do something or she’s fucked but I hope it’s soon because as much as I don’t like her, I don’t want to see her die or anything else terrible happened to her.

 

[FatalTater]

I eagerly await the sulky whining video Amber will put up soon, claiming that she was Sho excited you guise! about the journals but then she got sho much... hate ...from everybody over it that she quit.
Video or Instagram post. Either will do.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I don’t know what life moment is going to happen to Amberlynn where she wakes up from whatever stupid fucking dream she’s living and realizes that she’s gonna have to do something or she’s fucked but I hope it’s soon because as much as I don’t like her, I don’t want to see her die or anything else terrible happened to her.

Uterine cancer wasn’t her life moment so nothing else will be.

Spoiler: TMI

Mine was a potential sleep apnoea diagnosis. I wasn’t about to spend $3k for a machine that I’d look and feel monstrous using. Plus everyone I knew with sleep apnoea went on to quickly also be diagnosed with diabetes.

 

[Trees]

If it's taken this long for Amber to learn Jade washes grapes with dish soap, what else doesn't she know about her?

It's almost like moving a stranger in off your dms is a bad idea.

 

[Miltank]

Nursing Home with Dunce Cap:

* Siteeeeeeeeeeeeen in the break roooooooooom
* Hideeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
* Snapeeeeeeeeeeeeeen on the residennnnnnnnnnts
* Filmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen residents while they showerrrrrr (not filming residents, but still)
* Violateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen HIPAA
* Weareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the wrong shoeeeeessssssssss

* Breakeeeeen couches

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Just to show how amber has zero going on in her life amber adds a clip of firemen at her complex from TWO weeks ago.
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Here she’s like it wasn’t a big deal. Then why fucking add it into the vlog dumbass? Honestly if that happend to me I would have forgotten by now but she has nothing else to film or show.

Also my mouth was literally open in awe at her journal. Tracking when you have empath or no tears holy shit.

Edit: LOL at her tossing the cow print overalls that she said was her favorite outfit ever and we never saw her wear after.

And she wonders why everyone is so quick to call her a liar. She is incapable of even a single vlog without dishonesty. In this most recent video, she described this incident as making both Jade and her "scared and confused". And yet here she's talking about how they knew there was no urgency and even how the fire fighter WAVED to her (did he also compliment you on your YouTube following, Amber?) EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERY. SINGLE. THING. must always be turned into the most extreme situation (type deal, point-blank period hole).

If it's taken this long for Amber to learn Jade washes grapes with dish soap, what else doesn't she know about her?

It's almost like moving a stranger in off your dms is a bad idea.

Absolutely, but I think there's even more to this. Is this the first time that Jade has been preparing food for Amber? Amber's year and a half of videos on her channel say no. And those videos from the last year and a half have Amber buying all sorts of fruits and vegetables (including grapes). The honeymoon is over, and Amber bolth needed content, and a way to shame her gorlfriend, and came up with this. I guess Jade doesn't buy PMS bath bombs or skin tag remover so Amber's been trying to find other ways to try and humiliate her.

This bullet journaling nonsense is legitimately baffling to me. I don’t understand why she’s doing it when she has a whole slew of trackers that she can wear on her Cabbage Patch Kid wrist that will do the same thing.

If you have trouble remembering and taking your medication, then set an alarm and your tracker will remind you, you don’t need to use this fucking pen to paper method as though you were some bygone 16th century wayfaring explorer, who was too busy trying to survive to remember certain things like eating it’s confusingly infuriating that she has so many journals, because she literally has nothing to write about and what she does write about she writes very poorly.

She writes in these journals to fill these empty pages up with empty goals that she’s never going to fucking achieve. The problem isn’t you not remembering Amber the problem is is that you have a shit relationship with food, food is the very essence of why you are miserable and every time somebody gets close as to why your relationship with food is toxic and abusive you fucking Fantasia (btw I would pay money I don’t have to see fanart of Faline and Amber as the alligator and hippo from Fantasia way more apropos, then Faline and Bambi) hippo, ballet dance away from it and are afraid of facing that particular dragon.

What you really should be afraid, Amber,
Is that the sand in your hourglass has turned into fat, and it is running out faster than you will ever realize. At the tender age of 33 you don’t have a lot of time left in terms of living a life that could even be an iota of fulfilling.

Your living in a luxury apartment in Lexington, mother fucking Kentucky a place that is dripping with historical landmarks and history and interesting places to see I know this because I watch those fucking weirdos with metal detectors slog their way through creeks and crawling under fucking snake infested clap board houses and abandoned school houses, finding all kinds of random historical treasures.

But no, we get to see you sit on your dumpy shelf ass and show us your bullet journaling as though that’s going to be the magic pill that makes you get your shit together.

Spoiler: Power Level Incoming

so due to a combination of Covid, taking the Depo shot and being a lazy ass I went from weighing 147 pounds to almost weighing 200 pounds over the course of a year. One day I noticed that something was really off with my vision when I was in low light, my eyesight was starting to really suck.

I had to go to a neurologist, and he basically told me that because of my weight my body was producing too much brain/spinal fluid, and it was pushing on my optic nerves, and there was a good chance that I could probably lose most of my eyesight.

No, I didn’t have diabetes.

It was literally my brain producing too much fluid due to me being a fat fuck.

Do you know what I didn’t do?

I didn’t go out and buy a $50 journal and start bulleting my fucking feelings. I immediately went to a nutritionist, joined the gym, stopped taking that fucking Depo shot and changed my diet. I’ve lost 30 pounds since August not as much as I wanted too and I am still 25 pounds away from what I should be weighing, but the fact that I might lose my eyesight, terrified me to the point that I got my shit together.

I don’t know what life moment is going to happen to Amberlynn where she wakes up from whatever stupid fucking dream she’s living and realizes that she’s gonna have to do something or she’s fucked but I hope it’s soon because as much as I don’t like her, I don’t want to see her die or anything else terrible happened to her.

Spoiler: Spoiler for your spoiler

Good for you. It can take more time to lose it than it took to put it on. Keep up the good work.

Spoiler: Bullet Journaling Sperging

Bullet journaling is AWESOME, it's not nonsense. Though *this* looks like nonsense because Amber's a fucking moron. Many people do find that writing things down helps them retain knowledge better than just typing it into a device. And bullet journalling is meant to be an EFFICIENT way to organize and optimize your time. The idea is that everything is written in short, jot-note form. You create short-hand and different codes for how you write things, as well as little codes for what stage your various projects are at. Diagrams and charts are used for data you need to access frequently. You create schedules, task-lists, instructions for complicated/rarely done tasks, all in a form that's quick to add to your book, and equally fast to look up when you need it. It's like a planner and a common knowledge book that you carrying everywhere with you.

For example, let's say a person bullet journaling wanted to track as much as Amber was (well, not HAIR BRUSHING, but let's say building habits). They might make a quick chart for one month with the days listed in the rows, and the activites in the columns, and quickly tick off whether they did stuff or not each day. If after a week, they noticed that certain chores/new habits are getting neglected, they may restructure their day to move the skipped activities to a time where they are most productive. OR, they may create a sort of checklist to work through daily to make sure that these new habits are being integrated into their new routines.

ABSOLUTELY NO ONE would create 20+ separate 365-day trackers for each activity or habit. Nor would they track what type of crying they did for the day, track every page of a book they planned to read, or chart how many kernels of corn they counted in their shit that day - or whatever other batshit crazy thing Amber made a tracker for.

Amber's just trying to spend as much time as possible writing in her new journal. Then she can convince herself (but probably mainly convince Jade) that she is putting SO MUCH WORK into improving herself, without having to actually DO ANYTHING or actually LOSE WEIGHT. It's just another iteration of her sitting on her shelf and spending 6 hours working on a piece of 'scratch art' as a 'therapeutic' way to 'cure' her binging. Or assembling egg-spurt laygoes.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

@Boolean Bitch

First off thank you

Second, I apologize I should’ve been more clear. I know that bullet journaling is not nonsense, I’ve seen what could only be described as works of art by people who bullet journal, and do it very well.

But what she’s doing is nonsense. This is no different than her recording her weight every day and whether or not she was off track or the whiteboard or the chalkboard, or the countless other charts that she has created to try and track her weight and be surprised when weightloss doesn’t work because she over eats almost every day and thinks that if she just writes it down, it’s gonna make everything better.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

OK, I have a house full of people and they are making me insane, so I'm hiding away, watching football and catching up some work after throwing dinner in the oven for them. Since I can't punch any of these people, especially the kids, and since Hamlard uploaded, I thought I'd make a few comments on an older video before I watch her latest spreading of manure.

I have been catching up, watching all the bullshit she posted while I was on hiatus, and I just came across the one where she claims she went to a lipo/lymphedema "specialist", who I'm going to assume is Dr Googlepants. The sheer smugness this bitch has.

First, of course: the "doctor" tells her exactly what she wants to hear: you have lipedemia, she says, all doctor-like. Do you eat regular amounts of food and gain weight?

Ham (in a fake quavery voice: Yeeaah
Dr Google Lipo: Lipedemia. Do you gain weight in the car, even if it's only for an hour?
Ham (in a fake quavery voice): Yeeaah
Dr Google Lipo: Lipedemia. You can't lose weight?
Ham (in a fake quavery voice): Yeeaah
Dr Google Lipo: Lipedemia. It isn't you fault.
Ham: Take that, haydur nation, you fuckers.

Now, pretending this is a real thing that happened - for TWO HOURS, no less - apparently Dr Lipo has xray vision or some shit, because she just KNEW Hamber had lipedemia. By looking. Not lymphedema, not a possible venous issue, but 0% 100% lipedemia, point blank period. No order of a venous ultrasound. No Stemmer Sign test (which I am betting, given her fucking balloon hands and feet, would be positive - NOT associated with lipedemia, but with lipo-lymphedema or lymphedema). Nope, this current doctor-shopped doctor told her exactly what she wanted to hear, and ergo Dr Lipo is a bonafide genius.

Hamber bitches that people don't believe she is not binging or eating over 2K calories and still gaining. That the reason she CAN'T lose weight: lipedemia. Except, as we all fucking know after going on 10 years of her bullshit online, she CAN and HAS lost weight, especially when external controls are placed on her, like locking the food cabinets at night. So pick a lane, lardass, even if you take up two lanes altogether. You are not special. Science still applies to you. You could have had help with this 10 years ago. But no, DoctorLynn MedicineWoman knows better than any doctors. You decided to piss away a small fortune on plastic bullshit, food, ugly clothes, tacky earrings, more food, approximately a billion gifts for your caretakers butlers nursemaids runners gofers "friends" housekeepers gorlfriends to get them to stay, and even more food..

GFY, fatbody. oh wait, you can't do that, because you are FUCKING FAT. And wash your nasty fucking hair, you utter pig.

ed: spelz

 

[hall&oates]

It’s hilarious to me that she wants a daily tracker for hair brushing like wtaf hahaha

Literally just brush your hair every day. Put up a note in your bathroom or on your vanity that says “brush your hair!”. What’s the point of tracking that kind of data? Are you gonna look back at the end of the month or year and say “wow I brush my hair regularly now, like a normal person!” HUH?

 

[Mekahineyho]

So on IG she said she’s going to push thru gallbladder pain and rapidly lose weight, so than someone said well than go back on Ozempic which was actually working. She’ goes on to say there a shortage for real diabetics but I swear to god on a reaction channel she had like 10 boxes hoarded up in the door of her refrigerator after she quit….

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

So on IG she said she’s going to push thru gallbladder pain and rapidly lose weight, so than someone said well than go back on Ozempic which was actually working. She’ goes on to say there a shortage for real diabetics but I swear to god on a reaction channel she had like 10 boxes hoarded up in the door of her refrigerator after she quit….

Her gallbladder issues are self inflicted. She can’t get it out because she is too fat for surgery, no anesthesiologist would intubate her.

All she has to do is just eat better. No binging, no high fat foods. But nope, this is ALR we are talking about.

It doesn’t even have to be ozempic. Metformin, Topamax etc are pills that could do the trick too if she needed the pharmacological help, but again…ALR. She quits anything and everything.

 

[Trees]

I've watched a lot of My 600 Pound Life and the only thing I know is that Dr. Now has never said, "oh you have an issue with your gallbladder? Losing weight is not in your best interest at the moment", and he's never given anyone a pass for having lymphedema. He actually fucking drags people who try to use that as an excuse, but they all do it anyway like they've never seen the show before.

there are no excuses

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Hamber really enjoys embarassing her caretakers feeders girlfriends huh? She spent time explaining how her spraying an inch of fucking pam directly onto her food isn't weird, but then spent the same amount of time talking about how weird Jade Francis is. And she was horrified that people might think it was HER that washed the grapes with soap.
That food looks identical to the garbage they had at Thanksgiving (why are they using throw away pans?) Enormous portions of carbs and nothing of real substance, just brown on brown. I guess that didn't cause an issue with her lipadema.
The journal is the stupidest thing I've seen. Micromanaging to that extent is unhinged. If she actually kept with it she'd spend hours a day coloring things in for every imaginable thing to be tracked. It's fucking weird. I did notice amongst the 500 trackers, there's not a single one for saving money for the WLS that's so important she changed insurances. I guess that doesn't need to be micromanaged like crying or brushing her nasty hair. I can't wait for her to whine that haydurs are RUINEEEEN this for her and that's why she's quitting. It's not because this was retarded.
No weigh in so I'm counting it as a gain. Maybe if she gains, she has to take away a tracker?

So, let’s pretend she starves herself (translation - eats like a people) for 3 years, losing the 120 lbs goal each year, she will still be obese for her height. Not even she can fool herself anymore that it is worth it. And for what, to still be considered fat after those 3 years?

That's crazy to put it this way. Obviously she's huge, but to think even losing that much weight wouldn't put her in a healthy range is mind boggling.

But worry not, she has a plan: drawing hearts on a jar, guise

I wonder if she'll erase them when she gains. Pfft, I'm being silly. She's gonna quit before she gets that far.

Let us NOT bring up the fact that Amber’s mom has been convicted of felony child abuse, domestic violence, multiple drug charges, elderly abuse, abuse of an assistance K9, etc.

Oh, I guess I just did. Oops.

You guys have to ruhlize she's all better now, and she definitely still talks to amber.

She's throwing in more tales of torture from her days of being in a girls home. She was FORCED to finish a strawberry yoghurt! At the age of TEN! Can you believe that shit guys. I don't think anyone's life has been filled with more trauma than dear ol' Albert.

She's so desperate to have her story be something more traumatic and horrifying. By her own words, she had an active and fun life of playing soccer and dancing and going to Disney. She was booleed but also voted nicest slash friendliest (was runner up, though). It's almost as if it's all bullshit so she has an excuse to be a cunt.

Apparently the 27th of December there were fire trucks outside and the fire alarm was beeping in all the apartments of the Henri and outside, this bitch and the butch just stayed inside whining about the noise for a whole hour. This fattass is too dumb to understand that the alarm beeps to make you go outside because THERE IS A FUCKING FIRE
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One might think that a FUCKING FIRE would be a good reason to finally leave the house, but this is ALR.

I swear the only reason she even cared was that the LoUd NoIsE ruined her birthday. Bitch should have taken that as an omen of the next year if she doesn't change something for real.

I fully believe that journaling is actively giving into Hamber's NPD tendencies.

Winner Winner. Thinking that making notes on that many different aspects of things, and that other would find that in any way interesting, is a hell of a narc thing to do. I also saw someone theorize she gets a dopamine hit from the planning phase. It isn't about following through, it's purely about

She’ goes on to say there a shortage for real diabetics but I swear to god on a reaction channel she had like 10 boxes hoarded up in the door of her refrigerator after she quit….

It's amazing because it was there, and then we heard nothing else about it and it was gone. I'm sure Empathlynn had a legitimate reason to hoard it like she did.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

After watching some Amberlynn Reid livestream highlights over the new year, (as well as seeing other stupid shit she's done - the lesbian sex TicTok while Becky was selecting a headstone, and blaming her fart on gunshots), it looks like Mr Snowflake is no longer an Ambaby. He's thrown his hat blue headsack into the ring as a haydur.

He posted this on his community tab (I guess in response to Amber's new bullet journaling hobby):

[Edited to add:]
I'm also not so sure of the Ozempic hoarding. I scanned through her videos during the Ozempic period, and most were her just sitting and complaining or eating. I only found 4 scenes where we could see in her fridge from Aug 10 to Oct 5. There's only one box (except for one blurry image which MIGHT have 2 - but it's not hoarding to have 2 pens). Nothing before Aug 10. And she quit very shortly after Oct 5, so it's unlikely she had multiple boxes after this. Is there another lolcow who recently started Ozempic?

Spoiler: Ozempic Photos