Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 17 35.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 18 37.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 8.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 9 18.8%

  • Total voters
    48
The “some women get jealous of pretty women” line is pretty rich. All the women pointing out how retarded this is are ugly hags while the noseguarding dick riders are all hot, how convenient.
This type of insult is the reaction of a teenage girl. I can't imaging it coming from a grown-ass 40-year-old man. I knew Molly hangovers could lead to the suicide Mondays, but I've never heard about estrogen Sundays before. My God Nick, what a faggot you've shown yourself to be. How embarrassing.

Also I've just noticed that when I read Nick's Locals posts I now hear them with the voice of Ron Soye in my head. Fitting.

the LOCALS gets bad enough, I'll get a script to transcribe the chat with OCR and log it on the daily. Won't be too hard. There are only 5 areas to scan anyway from something as simple as a simple OBS screen recording that is impossible to block off to a paying sub. I have a spare PC, I can task with this.
This is the dedicated autism that both amazes and terrifies me about the Farms. Godspeed!
 
He thinks he is better than the audience who got him where he is, and he has a legion of desperate wine moms convincing him its a good idea to shit on his audience and destroy his marriage.
The hilarious irony is when they've done that, they'll have destroyed the actual reason they were attracted to him in the first place, and lose interest. It's just so sad how predictable this all is.
 
It must suck being a millionaire who can do what he wants, we know they are swingers so he basically created a fetish pool for him and his wife to do degenerate shit in. The Johnny Depp trial gave him a key to unlimited MILF pussy and people are gonna sit here and rag on it like they would not take that position as a Millionaire stud.

You actually believe this will result in some sort of actual wine mom harem rather than Rackets being broke in a one bedroom apartment.
 
It must suck being a millionaire who can do what he wants, we know they are swingers so he basically created a fetish pool for him and his wife to do degenerate shit in. The Johnny Depp trial gave him a key to unlimited MILF pussy and people are gonna sit here and rag on it like they would not take that position as a Millionaire stud.
I'm going to entertain a response to you because my younger brother is retarded and I have experience with this.

Not everyone would spiral into degeneracy like Nick has because they know what's on the other side of it, that's why we're all here pointing out the inevitable outcomes. Maybe Nick is cool with that, but we're still going to make fun of him and his newly found cult regardless.
 
This is the kind of content I like seeing on the farms. It's behavior that's perplexing and uncomfortable in ways you wouldn't normally encounter in your day to day life.

Only in a socially secluded environment could such absolutely delusional and cringeworthy behavior evolve among people who are almost old enough to be your parents. If these were children on discord I'd probably be typing up a post lamenting the future here instead.


The women are clearly involved in all this for needy middle aged woman reasons, and Nick's obviously having a midlife crisis, but the other little imps hanging around are perhaps the creepiest part; "Hehe, sexy pics ladies, keep going you're really showing the haters and karens I'll bet they're seething. Sure is a shame folks are watching or maybe we could exchange valentines *pant* *pant*"

Holy shit, put these guys on some kind of watch list. A lot of very rapey male feminist-type vibes.


He's given up lawtubing, and taken up loltubing.
LewdTubing. RekietaLewd - KinkSharing with the Interwebs.

I just don't see women working at warehouses. Not unless it's accounting or sales work. Maybe I'm an exception since I'm using dealing with plants or chemicals though (and in large quantities too).
Top of the line white ones. Definitely not. White trash drug addicted ones, maybe. Manish lesbians, yes. You can find some attractive non white women working in warehouses but certain ethnicities come with a very high drama threshold. Most white women have make work office jobs.
 
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Wasn't Kayla going to start up her own YT channel? Whatever happened to that?

Either she got scared by the haters, or she goldfished and lost interest, if I were to gues. Nose said he bought her a lot of equipment already so...
You should check out simplescreenrecorder. It's a great little screen recording software that's a bit more lightweight than OBS. What a madlad thing to do. I'm sure you can hack together something simple with opencv to parse through the video frames.
Yeah, I was planning something like that. Just set up a capture window on PC to save in a decent enough res, remove identical frames, parse text with opencv/Tessarect, then do post processing to remove redundant chats and organise however you want.

I'd play with resolution and frame rate, but it is simple enough in design and potentially expandable to any scrolling chat. The use cases for Twitch, YT, Rumble, Cozy, and other chats make it appealing as a long-term project...
 
It must suck being a millionaire who can do what he wants, we know they are swingers so he basically created a fetish pool for him and his wife to do degenerate shit in. The Johnny Depp trial gave him a key to unlimited MILF pussy and people are gonna sit here and rag on it like they would not take that position as a Millionaire stud.
With his current spending habits, he won't have much money left to spend.
 
Either she got scared by the haters, or she goldfished and lost interest, if I were to gues. Nose said he bought her a lot of equipment already so...

Yeah, I was planning something like that. Just set up a capture window on PC to save in a decent enough res, remove dupes, parse with opencv/Tessarect, then do post processing to remove redundant chats and organise however you want.

I'd play with resolution and frame rate, but it is simple enough in design and potentially expandable to any scrolling chat. The use cases for Twitch, YT, Rumble, Cozy, and other chats make it appealing as a long-term project...
Godsneed to you friend. If it works well, that will be a slick way to document everything via the frontend, even the comments people delete a few seconds after.
 
Wasn't Kayla going to start up her own YT channel? Whatever happened to that?


Maybe she's going to use it after the divorce. Wouldn't have to change the channel's profile pic.

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How does a person with a Blood in Blood out gif act like such a fucking pedantic bitch, who cares can you retards just be happy for some faggot lawyer who happened to make it in life?

I applaud your taste in cinema.
Your takes on this topic are shit.
 
Godsneed to you friend. If it works well, that will be a slick way to document everything via the frontend, even the comments people delete a few seconds after.
The only reservations I have would be the collection of cock shots that will inevitably crop up if the trajectory of the faggotry is unabated... That and the slightly Orwellian, Big Brother use cases I can see for it were the code to be released to the wild... Is it 'touching' a cow if they just know that every message they write is archived and searchable?

I'll wrestle with the ethics some more.

If I do it, I'll make it bulletproof. Screencapping might be more processing than a backend API, but OCR on a digital source lets me dispense with FFT blur filtering once I optimise resolution and eliminates the need for skew/transform analysis. It is also taking advantage of the one datastream they cannot lockdown and with which my access is entirely anonymous.
 
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