Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
There are those who do all sorts of stupid, self destructive shit early in life. Getting old brings a sense of peace and normalcy.
Then there are those like Rackets who wait until they are middle age to do stupid, self destructive shit. Getting old scares them.
Rackets is fucked.
 
He could be suffering from some level of alcoholism, but he'd have to be drinking a lot more than what we see on stream (usually 3-5 shots a night) to be suffering from the types of serious alcohol-induced brain injuries you guys are speculating.
I'm not saying he has Wernicke-Korsakoff or some bullshit, just that it isn't doing him any favors.
 
Rekeita has me reminiscing about all the horrifically embarrassing shit my father did that pales in comparison to this live internet implosion. what a fucking idiot.

Never trust parents that homeschool their kids. Not that theoretically it couldn't be done by very dedicated parents who want to spend all their time scheduling social stuff for the kids that would be free and during the day at school, but the people who homeschool their kids are not the ones who would be good at it, they are weirdos with bizarre rambling rationalizations which dont hold up to scrutiny given that the kids will have to venture out into the world eventually. Its an extremely inefficient use of parental resources. They can afford a private school of their choice and live in like a suburb of Minnesota so I dont understand the point of it all.
 
Are you 12 years old?
You're being fucked with.
So these are the type of degenerates Rekieta is associating with now.
This thread is just a sad graveyard of cope. Personally I think Nick is doing what he always wanted to do and is being open about it. He is still a millionaire, has a new and improved audience, and anyone who hates his new diversion can leave and stop spending their paychecks on him. I am super sure he will be fine lol.
What about the people who never sent money to him and just find his hedonistic cult following fascinating and funny? Also, he should remember that he's a millionaire whenever he gets the compulsion to cry at the clip channel lady.
 
I can say at this point I doubt nothing when it comes to his coom-hunting.
He's not Nick Fuentes yet but the day he goes around with a blacklight will be hilarious.
Never trust parents that homeschool their kids.
Never trust a retard who's an alcoholic, trust funded, and high on MDMA you mean.
Homeschooling can allow for higher quality than public school education, but it can also backfire in glorious fashion with no in between. At least with public school you get the average.
Now, if that average has been drastically declining is another debate entirely.
 
I'm new here, but what's the process of getting Nick's thread title officially changed to "Alcoholic"?
 
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This is how you know this whole Internet shit is fake, Pre-drama I made fun of Nick and people cried and reported it. Post drama shit, I am defending him and making reasonable arguments and people are crying and reporting it. Like think about it you all are fucking monkeys playing a fucking losing game but cannot be the least bit honest with yourself so you cope.
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's...

The thread is about Nick, not you. LOL!
A long time ago, I offered criticism of Rekieta at a time when it was considered unpopular to criticize Rekieta on KF.

You know what I was told?

"Read the room."

I did, and found other things to talk about. I now proffer that same advice to you.

Also, I see @Big Al's Famous Pork's was once in the same boat as me. *fist bump*
I fully remember that starting about page 500 or so? I'll admit, I was one who was sceptical of you, but you have been vindicated by the absolute trainwreck of the past few months, good farmer.
Rekeita has me reminiscing about all the horrifically embarrassing shit my father did that pales in comparison to this live internet implosion. what a fucking idiot.

Never trust parents that homeschool their kids. Not that theoretically it couldn't be done by very dedicated parents who want to spend all their time scheduling social stuff for the kids that would be free and during the day at school, but the people who homeschool their kids are not the ones who would be good at it, they are weirdos with bizarre rambling rationalizations which dont hold up to scrutiny given that the kids will have to venture out into the world eventually. Its an extremely inefficient use of parental resources. They can afford a private school of their choice and live in like a suburb of Minnesota so I dont understand the point of it all.
The claim is that they have not always been able to afford it, but we do not know how reliable Nick is anymore (at least I do not).

Also, the reason they live in the middle of nowhere is the wife's family, and who knows what kind of weird they were with schooling?
 
Lest ye forget
 

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It must suck being a millionaire who can do what he wants, we know they are swingers so he basically created a fetish pool for him and his wife to do degenerate shit in. The Johnny Depp trial gave him a key to unlimited MILF pussy and people are gonna sit here and rag on it like they would not take that position as a Millionaire stud.

Are you assuming that dried up old MILF pussy is some kind of scarce resource here? Think again, my dude. That shit is ten a penny. There's no shortage for anyone who's retarded enough to want it.
 
I fully remember that starting about page 500 or so? I'll admit, I was one who was sceptical of you, but you have been vindicated by the absolute trainwreck of the past few months, good farmer.
Meh, I don't blame you. I think I could have handled certain things a lot better back then.

I'm not here to hand out "I told you sos." I'm merely here to laugh at a cow and his followers acting like utter lunatics. As is the custom of the site.

Moreover, while I knew back then there was a certain amount of deceitfulness in Nick, I can't say I saw THIS shit coming. This is probably as much of a shock to me as anyone.

I'm new here, but what's the process of getting Nick's thread title officially changed to "Alcoholic"?
It's controlled by the OP, and @Kamov Ka-52 is gone.. But hold that thought because I'm pretty sure @mindlessobserver is rewriting the OP. He'd have the power to change it once the OP editing control is handed off to him.
 
We're here to laugh and have fun. Feel free to join in when you are able.
I’m telling you, other than Chantal being Chantal, this holiday season has been so utterly boring. This thread has had me cracking up for days, its been the most fun I’ve had on here for a while.

And Semper Fi to our beautiful Autists for doxing, cataloging, and matching wall outlets. Hats off to you.
 
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