DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Chernabog3000]

If someone gives me the list I'll get the numbers for ya.

Most disappointing

Honarable mention: halo infinite

13. Pokemon legends arceus
12. Resident evil shadow of rose
11. King of fighters 15
10. Splatoon 3
9. Ghost Wire Tokyo
8. Overwatch 2
7. Dying Light 2
6. The Quarry
5. CoD mw2
4. Gotham Knights
3. Scorn
2. Cuphead Dlc
1. Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

Gotys
Honarble mentions:
CoD mw2(fucking perplexed here, has to triple check but on both lists lol)
Sf 6 beta

15. Disney Dreamlight Valley
14. Gotham Knights(and again, lunacy)
13. High On Life
12. Horizon Forbidden West
11. Plague Tale Requiem
10. Sonic Frontiers
9. MultiVersus
8. Kirby Souls
7. Midnight Fight Express
6. Sifu
5. Callisto Protocol
4. Pokemon Scarlet Violet(lololol)
3. Stray
2. Elden ring
1. God of War

Worst Most DisappoinTing of the year:
Honorable mentions:
Halo Infinite
Pokemon Legends Arceus
RE8 Shadows of Rose DLC
King of Fighters XV
10. Splatoon 3
9. Ghostwire Tokyo
8. Overwatch 2
7. Dying Light 2
6. The Quarry
5. Call of Duty MW 2
4. Gotham Knights
3. Scorn
2. Cuphead Delicious Last Course DLC
1. Pokemon Scarlet

Best games of the year
Honorable mentions:
Call of Duty MW2
Street Fighter 6 beta
15. Disney Dreamlight Valley
14. Gotham Knights
13. High on Life
12. Horizon Forbidden West
11. A Plague Tale Requiem
10. Sonic Frontiers
9. Multiversus
8. Kirby and the Forgotten Land
7. Midnight Fight Express
6. Seafood Sifu
5. CALLIE-STOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Protocol
4. Pokemon Scarlet
3. Stray
2. Elden Ring
1. Soy of War Ragnarok

Fucking damnit I got stuck in his lunacy. Still posting mine cause fuckin all that work.

More fascinated to see how many of these were from a subscription service or beta/free to play.

Fucking wild the double takes. Mr 10 outta 10 impeccable preach frequently on these imperfect games getting tens. What fucking precendt does an award showing giving multiple games,both disappointing awards, and goty awards. Absolute insane. This fucking guy is beyond comprehension. Genuinely felt I was watching the wrong videos when I kept hearing the same games appear on both lists. So hypocritical considering his take on them reviewers awarding flawed games. Half his list was games he voiced numerous flaws and raged thru.

What a weird guy.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Worst Most DisappoinTing of the year:
Honorable mentions:
Halo Infinite
Pokemon Legends Arceus
RE8 Shadows of Rose DLC
King of Fighters XV
10. Splatoon 3
9. Ghostwire Tokyo
8. Overwatch 2
7. Dying Light 2
6. The Quarry
5. Call of Duty MW 2
4. Gotham Knights
3. Scorn
2. Cuphead Delicious Last Course DLC
1. Pokemon Scarlet

Best games of the year
Honorable mentions:
Call of Duty MW2
Street Fighter 6 beta
15. Disney Dreamlight Valley
14. Gotham Knights
13. High on Life
12. Horizon Forbidden West
11. A Plague Tale Requiem
10. Sonic Frontiers
9. Multiversus
8. Kirby and the Forgotten Land
7. Midnight Fight Express
6. Seafood Sifu
5. CALLIE-STOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Protocol
4. Pokemon Scarlet
3. Stray
2. Elden Ring
1. Soy of War Ragnarok

honestly i feel like he skips so many games and plays games so fucking slowly that you've put a list of 25 games in front of me and I'm just "so it's just...every game he played this year?"

like are there any games he played this year that didn't end up on his worst/best list?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

honestly i feel like he skips so many games and plays games so fucking slowly that you've put a list of 25 games in front of me and I'm just "so it's just...every game he played this year?"

like are there any games he played this year that didn't end up on his worst/best list?

You're not far off there.
I glanced over his channel playlists and counted 35 games which were released in 2022.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

honestly i feel like he skips so many games and plays games so fucking slowly that you've put a list of 25 games in front of me and I'm just "so it's just...every game he played this year?"

like are there any games he played this year that didn't end up on his worst/best list?

Not counting old games and remasters, the ones I don't see: As Dusk Falls (that story game which gave us the "slave trade" moment), Bugsnax DLC, I Am Fish, Lego Star Wars, TMNT Shredder's Revenge, Two Point Campus, and WWE 2K22.

 

[UsedUp]

Not counting old games and remasters, the ones I don't see: As Dusk Falls (that story game which gave us the "slave trade" moment), Bugsnax DLC, I Am Fish, Lego Star Wars, TMNT Shredder's Revenge, Two Point Campus, and WWE 2K22.

Bass Master

 

[UsedUp]

Bass Master

I don't know why I don't have an Edit button but I looked back thru his Playlist to see what  technically was his first play thru of 2022 and its Pokemon Arceus. Then yeah his list of played games is pretty short when you exclude the remasters or remakes or old school games also I double checked its Bass Master 2022.

 

[Mature Adult]

In typical DSP fashion, he ran out of ink ribbons midway through his resident evil playthrough. This happened at the same time the game introduces Hunters, which can 1-shot the player if unlucky. This happened to DSP twice and lost about an hour. He then pouted about lost time despite him saving almost 20 times in a game designed to be beaten in 3 hours. Lucky for him some dents in his chat handheld him to the exact location of some ink ribbons.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Worst Most DisappoinTing of the year:
Honorable mentions:
Halo Infinite
Pokemon Legends Arceus
RE8 Shadows of Rose DLC
King of Fighters XV
10. Splatoon 3
9. Ghostwire Tokyo
8. Overwatch 2
7. Dying Light 2
6. The Quarry
5. Call of Duty MW 2
4. Gotham Knights
3. Scorn
2. Cuphead Delicious Last Course DLC
1. Pokemon Scarlet

Best games of the year
Honorable mentions:
Call of Duty MW2
Street Fighter 6 beta
15. Disney Dreamlight Valley
14. Gotham Knights
13. High on Life
12. Horizon Forbidden West
11. A Plague Tale Requiem
10. Sonic Frontiers
9. Multiversus
8. Kirby and the Forgotten Land
7. Midnight Fight Express
6. Seafood Sifu
5. CALLIE-STOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Protocol
4. Pokemon Scarlet
3. Stray
2. Elden Ring
1. Soy of War Ragnarok

Top 10 for both (I don't think it's fair for most disappointing to have 10 and best to have 15 on the list, also why the fuck would this faggot put Pokemon Scarlet on both lists?)

Spoiler: Top 10 Most Disappointing

Spoiler: Top 10 Best Games

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't think it's fair for most disappointing to have 10 and best to have 15 on the list, also why the fuck would this faggot put Pokemon Scarlet on both lists?

He always does this shit and it's always retarded, this year's was extra retarded because Pokemon Scarlet is his most disappointing game but somehow also in the top 5 best.

 

[Free Jasper]

We spent some time in a particularly poor African country over Christmas (I left my condo, shocking I know..) and it really gave me some khantext about our pig.

Everywhere we went in this country people pestered us for tips. Everywhere.
“Can I take your shoes off for a tip, sir?”
“Hold the door open for a tip?”
“Hi, you don’t know me but I’ve cleaned your hotel room every day and tomorrow is my day off, so….” (Swear to God the last one is true).

At first we had a good laugh about it being DSPs fatherland. Maybe he should move here.

Then the khantext hit me. These people have nothing. They can’t even get an education and hope for a better life. All they have is rich foreigners to pester.

Switch to our pig; he has everything. But he STILL behaves with the mentality of one who can’t help himself. He still pollutes peoples day and ears with begging and pestering for tips.

He behaves like a poor third world child for the simple reason he’s too lazy and sheltered to take responsibility (or find the ability) to make his own life better.

Obvious maybe, but as I said the khantext shocked me. He chooses to live like this when there’s an entire nation that would swap limbs for better.

 

[JPG]

RE1 Disaster you say? Let's try and solve this..

I wonder why that could be? Let me skip to the end of the last part..

Mystery solved.

 

[Balr0g]

In typical DSP fashion, he ran out of ink ribbons midway through his resident evil playthrough. This happened at the same time the game introduces Hunters, which can 1-shot the player if unlucky. This happened to DSP twice and lost about an hour. He then pouted about lost time despite him saving almost 20 times in a game designed to be beaten in 3 hours. Lucky for him some dents in his chat handheld him to the exact location of some ink ribbons.

Did someone say INK RIBBONS?

I would say he never learns but that is beating a dead horse (sorry Khet)

 

[UsedUp]

We spent some time in a particularly poor African country over Christmas (I left my condo, shocking I know..) and it really gave me some khantext about our pig.

Everywhere we went in this country people pestered us for tips. Everywhere.
“Can I take your shoes off for a tip, sir?”
“Hold the door open for a tip?”
“Hi, you don’t know me but I’ve cleaned your hotel room every day and tomorrow is my day off, so….” (Swear to God the last one is true).

At first we had a good laugh about it being DSPs fatherland. Maybe he should move here.

Then the khantext hit me. These people have nothing. They can’t even get an education and hope for a better life. All they have is rich foreigners to pester.

Switch to our pig; he has everything. But he STILL behaves with the mentality of one who can’t help himself. He still pollutes peoples day and ears with begging and pestering for tips.

He behaves like a poor third world child for the simple reason he’s too lazy and sheltered to take responsibility (or find the ability) to make his own life better.

Obvious maybe, but as I said the khantext shocked me. He chooses to live like this when there’s an entire nation that would swap limbs for better.

At least where you were they tried to essentially  earn your tip. Tipping DSP for literally playing video games makes no sense and in my opinion most if not all of DSPs tippers, give him money cause they don't want trolls to win. You could now call his bounties during War Zone earning but I'd disagree. I've also pointed out before, like you mention, DSP wants to seem like he lives in poverty and cries broke while doing it all from a fully furnished home and surrounded by thousands of dollars of merchandise, live streaming and eating out in my opinion more than once a week.

 

[Sup3r]

It’s not really one incident you can just watch but a few months back MoistCritikal laughed at his begging and pig realised it’s how the mainstream see him.

Since then he’s completely fell apart psychologically; regular (long) rants about nothing and people that don’t even know who he is. Regular salt in games and against his chat. Bizarre attempts to get featured on more popular channels than salt when they don’t want him. Almost anything sets him off at the moment.

I don't think it was specifically moist calling him out that caused this, he was already spiralling down this way. All it did was hasten the decline of his already horrible mental state. It lead to the idea that if he could get someone like moist to interview him it'd fix everything and since everyone who wants to do it won't play ball with him, it's created a new way to pummel his ego.

He's struggling to remain in denial over how fucked he is and is lashing out for some semblance of control. He's been forced to face so many inconvenient truths and his self pignosis is failing him. He's had to realise that he's nowhere near as untouchable as he thought, that his business is reliant on the "generosity" of like 4 whales, that his fans are mentally handicapped, that they don't really care about the shit he puts out and that even they think he's bad, that he's always been a piece of shit (his "reacts" forced him to see that he was an unsavoury person even when he was "popular"), that no one buys his belief that he's changed and that he has no way to escape being dsp.

 

[UaineRunei]

Best games of the year
Honorable mentions:
Call of Duty MW2
Street Fighter 6 beta
15. Disney Dreamlight Valley
14. Gotham Knights
13. High on Life
12. Horizon Forbidden West
11. A Plague Tale Requiem
10. Sonic Frontiers
9. Multiversus
8. Kirby and the Forgotten Land
7. Midnight Fight Express
6. Seafood Sifu
5. CALLIE-STOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Protocol
4. Pokemon Scarlet
3. Stray
2. Elden Ring
1. Soy of War Ragnarok

What a nonsensical list. This feels like he just made this last minute without thinking too much.

God of War above Elden Ring? Why exactly? Because this God of War feels... You know, meh. It's a good game, don't get me wrong. The story is really good... But better than Elden Ring?

Not to mention the fact he had a denthead (Karligga) that handheld him during the entire playthrough. So he didn't even experience the game by himself.

Pokémon Scarlet in 4th??? Dude, it's just a regular Pokémon game. I've played a ton of Pokémon, but the games are just a copy of each other (with the exception of Sun/Moon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon) where it's just the same shit over and over. I'm legit confused here.

Call of Duty MW2? The game you rage quit because you thought was a terrible, laggy piece of shit? Right. And don't even get me started about Disney Dreamlight Valley. That shit is Pedophile: The game.

What a terrible list.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He always does this shit and it's always retarded, this year's was extra retarded because Pokemon Scarlet is his most disappointing game but somehow also in the top 5 best.

this IS the same guy who will tell you a game is horrible, not worth playing, and everyone who made it should die

but then give it a 7/10

or say a game is the best thing every, and you must play it

but then also give it a 7/10

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What a nonsensical list. This feels like he just made this last minute without thinking too much.

So, typical DSP.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

This nigga said Stray was one of the best written games ever. The game wasn't unique. It was a platformer with baby tier puzzles. It was an ok game. Him sucking this game's dick is so strange to me.

Not even a platformer, the jumping is fully automated. Even in Ocarina of Time you at least have to hold the stick in the direction you want to jump.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Bass Master

also missing the true number 1 best game of the year, WWE Champions

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Top 10 for both (I don't think it's fair for most disappointing to have 10 and best to have 15 on the list, also why the fuck would this faggot put Pokemon Scarlet on both lists?)

Spoiler: Top 10 Most Disappointing

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Spoiler: Top 10 Best Games

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9K+ off of just elden ring wtf