DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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detractorzer0 said:
You ever see someone put a game on their top disappointmemts list and their best games of the year list? Even as an honorable mention that's fucking insane. Lmao.
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He does this a lot, so he can try to be a fence sitter so he won't get much flak for any of his opinions instead of being someone with actual balls and goes for one side or the other. His skin is that thin.
 
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Oliveoil said:
I love how even Poems is not taking Phil's shit today.
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Yea the anti-NFT's in gaming rant is (as many of you may know) regurgitated from previous prestreams. It was void of useful/specific info/facts but chock full of flamboyant gesticulations, dramatic verbal inflections, appeals to emotion, and hyperbolic use of the words "everyone" and "no one" - Also lots of cultish use of the word "we" to LARP as 'average joe gamer guy' and relate to the downbad dents.

Maybe his ulterior motive is that content creation involving these new things will be more exciting and he will lose viewers. Maybe dents will spend their money on NFTs (that actually maybe have a chance of a $return$) instead of the dumpster fire that is DSPGaming. When DSP says something there's usually an ulterior motive (if it's not just pure obvious toxicity).
 
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What did he rate the games that came out after the game awards last year? Surely he included them since they were snubbed the end of last year and he had to make a big deal about that.

  • December 9 - Wytchwood (PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Switch, PC)
  • December 9 - Monster Rancher 1 & 2 DX (Switch, PC)
  • December 13 - Shovel Knight Pocket Dungeon (PS4, Switch, PC)
  • December 14 - Among Us (PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S)
  • December 14 - Praey For The Gods (PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, PC)
  • December 16 - The Gunk (Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, PC)
  • December 16 - Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade (PC)
  • December 16 - KeyWe (Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S)
  • December 16 - Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach (PS4, PS5, PC)
 
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detractorzer0 said:
This nigga said Stray was one of the best written games ever. The game wasn't unique. It was a platformer with baby tier puzzles. It was an ok game. Him sucking this game's dick is so strange to me.
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i loved the fuck out of stray but phil is a faggot and can't appreciate it. he likes it because its easy and short.
fuck off, phil you phaggot
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
GPS is frequently wrong, especially in-app.
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This. Phil doesn't consider though, that maybe his instructions aren't clear. He keeps having this problem with misplaced deliveries. As someone who also lives in a gayted khammunity sometimes you simply have to tell the driver to meet you or literally use the box that says "Any notes for the Driver?"
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I am about 80% sure 1MM is fake. If he
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No. No! And quite frankly fuck CallofDoody and SuprCrzy for ever perpetuating that retarded theory. It's done more damage to every dretractor's credibility than any other conspiracy. At least there were reasons to believe Kat wasn't home until we heard her. This "Phil tips him self to psychologically break the paypigs" but was founded on nothing.
 
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RaidenAUndertale said:
So 1MinuteMan just drops his daily 20$ and Phil doesn't even add him as the top tipper. Now, wether 1MM is real or not, I was never sure. It was one of those DSP things like Leanna being underage and groomed when they first met that I was 50/50 about. But this moment really pushes me to think he's fake. I am about 80% sure 1MM is fake. If he is not, then he is a retard that isn't even watching DSP. The reason Phil has a "top tipper" section is because his whales get a kick out of feeling important and feeling like they flaunt their wealth. If Phil refused to list the top tipper, they'd be less likely to tip because how else are they gonna be listed as "VIP". They suck at real life so at least paying this pollack will make them feel more special than others. So along comes this totally real person, gives money, and Phil out of nowhere decides "Fuck it", no leaderboard for you because this other guy tipped the same amount before you. This makes no sense. If it's the same amount, you would logically list the most recent one.

There is some crazy shit going on behind the scenes when it comes to "1MinuteMan" because this is sus as all hell.

I call bullshit on the theory that OMM pays in bulk(if he is real) and Phil evenly distributes the money. If that were the case, Phil would just hide it. This theory is only true in the even that OMM is a tard who has a hard time making multiple payments so phil talked to him behind da scenez and weaseled his way into convincing him to pay him in bulk. Which sounds contrived and a lot more difficult to manage since 1. Money would get tight for 1mm a lot faster and 2. Phil would have to actually make an active effort to launder the cash instead of acting like he doesn't have it.

Another option is that OMM is real and either watches the stream but never interacts excepect to tip, and never leaves a message or nothing or he literally never even watches he just logs on each time and drops a 20 or 25 dollar tip (also convenient how he has tipped 25 in the past but this time he gave 20 so as to not be the top tipper) which is also moronic.

And finally, OMM is fake and it's just Phil inflating his numbers as some sort of motivation for his retards to make it easier to hit goals.

Either way you slice it, there is some real shady shit going on around this "guy" and I'm getting sick of it. If he is real, the best thing would unironically be for someone to dox him and make sure he's not some sort of vegetable who doesn't even understand the world around him. And if he is not real, which is what I lean into believing, Phil should fucking stop already. Either way, people should really go back to pestering Phil about his possibly imaginary sugar daddy.
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there's nothing weird about a man giving another man 6.2k a year for streaming video games.
 
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RaidenAUndertale said:
So 1MinuteMan just drops his daily 20$ and Phil doesn't even add him as the top tipper. Now, wether 1MM is real or not, I was never sure. It was one of those DSP things like Leanna being underage and groomed when they first met that I was 50/50 about. But this moment really pushes me to think he's fake. I am about 80% sure 1MM is fake. If he is not, then he is a retard that isn't even watching DSP. The reason Phil has a "top tipper" section is because his whales get a kick out of feeling important and feeling like they flaunt their wealth. If Phil refused to list the top tipper, they'd be less likely to tip because how else are they gonna be listed as "VIP". They suck at real life so at least paying this pollack will make them feel more special than others. So along comes this totally real person, gives money, and Phil out of nowhere decides "Fuck it", no leaderboard for you because this other guy tipped the same amount before you. This makes no sense. If it's the same amount, you would logically list the most recent one.
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He might be fake, but why did the daily tip drop from $25 to 20? Phil doesn't benefit from 1MM paying less. I think whatever fund 1MM is drawing from to do these daily tips might be drying up. Whoever it is seems addicted to being Phil's dedicated during the break tipper.
 
Phil's massive cope and lies about his Kirby ragequit.



"I beat the entire game" - Lie
"I unlocked all this optional content, I did all the optional content" - Except the arena which he ragequit
"and then if you do all that there's a final challenge after a super grindy gauntlet" - I am still annoyed at his constant misuse of the word grind for anything in a game that's too hard for him
"It's almost Dark Souls level tough" - Hahaha, no
"It's not Dark souls level, but it's almost on that level of gauntlet style, oh my God, you know" - Instantly contradicts himself
"At that time, I really wasn't interested in doing that" - Cope
"Like, my viewing audience was pressuring me to do it" - Clearly someone should have directly offered him money to beat the boss I guess
"But I was like, I've done everything in the game" - Everything except the thing you didn't do?
"No one's going to care if I don't beat the final superboss in Kirby" - He just said his audience was pressuring him to do it
"Literally no one will give a crap if I complete this" - See above
"But my viewers were egging me on so I said I would do it" - How many times can one man contradict himself?
"I got really frustrated at this final, ultimate, hidden superboss" It's not hidden, it's at the arena in the main town, impossible to miss, and the game tells you when you unlock it
"that literally unlocks nothing" - How do you know that Phil, you didn't do it
"it's just there for like a final game challenge" - A challenge you couldn't complete
"I tried for a while and I ran out of time" - I'm too lazy to check but I'm pretty sure he quit early that night
"Fine, I don't care if you say I rage quit" - You clearly do
"This is a boss you already fought, but it comes back in a better form for this superboss endgame challenge, and that's what I didn't finish" - Misleading, it's technically the same entity but the final fight which he ragequit is an entirely different fight, it's not just a souped up version of something he had beaten like he's trying to imply

Edit: I just checked. Phil ragequit the boss at 8:40 his time according to the clock on his Switch home screen, 20 minutes before he usually ends his night streams, and then did a 13 minute QnA session, ending his stream 7 minutes early. So "I ran out of time" is a complete lie.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
If someone gives me the list I'll get the numbers for ya.
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Worst Most DisappoinTing of the year:
Honorable mentions:
Halo Infinite
Pokemon Legends Arceus
RE8 Shadows of Rose DLC
King of Fighters XV
10. Splatoon 3
9. Ghostwire Tokyo
8. Overwatch 2
7. Dying Light 2
6. The Quarry
5. Call of Duty MW 2
4. Gotham Knights
3. Scorn
2. Cuphead Delicious Last Course DLC
1. Pokemon Scarlet

Best games of the year
Honorable mentions:
Call of Duty MW2
Street Fighter 6 beta
15. Disney Dreamlight Valley
14. Gotham Knights
13. High on Life
12. Horizon Forbidden West
11. A Plague Tale Requiem
10. Sonic Frontiers
9. Multiversus
8. Kirby and the Forgotten Land
7. Midnight Fight Express
6. Seafood Sifu
5. CALLIE-STOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Protocol
4. Pokemon Scarlet
3. Stray
2. Elden Ring
1. Soy of War Ragnarok
 
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