I’ve never, ever, been recommended fucking buffet or food content on my YouTube. You’d have no reason to see such content recommended unless you were looking up food videos. Much less be recommended a smaller channel.
PPP’s YouTube feed is likely exclusively food content, because when he’s not stuffing his own face with cakes and pies he wants to watch other people doing so.
Maybe he enjoys buffet content because he can no longer visit them himself, being now completely immobile and having to bathe with the washing stick he got for Christmas. So he must live vicariously through others.
The reason PPP hates this random Ohio man’s content is because he is still able to walk, and has successfully created a family. These are the two things Porkton will never be able to do. Thus, he can only invent reasons to seethe at the wholesome Ohio man, secretly burning with jealousy.
Somewhere, in another universe, Andy holds Andy Jr’s hand at this very moment at the local buffet. Uncle Ashton, fit and healthy, looks on with pride at his friend’s dedication to fatherhood, and the relationship Andy and his son have built. Ashton then leaves to go to his family’s church, which welcomes him with open arms.
Meanwhile, in this universe, Trandy Abortski screams BEEJAMS and yells at his father when he comes in with Uber Eats during the stream. Asston grunts and shits himself as the last hair on his head falls off onto the floor, mumbling something about hating vegetables as he thinks about gambling.