Random Tumblr posts

[MehicTUH_92]

The edgy tumblr people who think they're totally gonna start a revolution and overthrow the government are my favorite, it's so obvious that irl they'd just rather do nothing at all and go on the computer all day

Not to mention the fact that they uh

Have computers.

 

[A.Shitposter]

Why do I keep liking artists who don't post art and just cry about straight people all fucking day? Jesus Christ just gas the queers already.

Edit: I'm just sayin' if you drugged them maybe they would chill out.

 

[Meowthkip]

Tumblr has a lot of functions that the majority of users are unhappy with. They make fun of the staff because of it.
Though they do have a point, the level of disrespect aimed at the people who made the site is worrying to me.

The period where Tumblr users would reblog pictures of David Karp and call him "daddy" is so far in the past at this point you couldn't sincerely make a post like that without it devolving into people either screeching about how much Tumblr sucks now and it's all his fault, or making jokes about daddy doms and cummies.

Which is fine by me, those posts were cringeworthy as fuck.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

I always wondered if "agender" people wanted to "transition" by having all their sex characteristics removed and becoming living Ken dolls.

 

[Rascal Hawk]

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I always wondered if "agender" people wanted to "transition" by having all their sex characteristics removed and becoming living Ken dolls.

I've encountered a good handful or two of people that say they want exactly that.

 

[Yamyam]

She is not even that great she is okay at best.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

The edgy tumblr people who think they're totally gonna start a revolution and overthrow the government are my favorite, it's so obvious that irl they'd just rather do nothing at all and go on the computer all day

They already tried starting a revolution with Pillowfort, and we all know how that turned out.

Spoiler

The period where Tumblr users would reblog pictures of David Karp and call him "daddy" is so far in the past at this point you couldn't sincerely make a post like that without it devolving into people either screeching about how much Tumblr sucks now and it's all his fault, or making jokes about daddy doms and cummies.

Which is fine by me, those posts were cringeworthy as fuck.

That's how the "daddy gives me cummies" posts started?

I can't tell whether I should be disgusted or fascinated.

 

[Meowthkip]

That's how the "daddy gives me cummies" posts started?

I can't tell whether I should be disgusted or fascinated.

Actually, the "daddy gives me the cummies" posts started from the Daddy Dom/Little Girl community being discovered by weird Tumblr, who found the whole thing hilarious and ran with it. The David Karp daddy posts predate those posts.

This site has some bizarre memery.

She is not even that great she is okay at best.
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"WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA BLACK WOMEN?"

 

[Wabbu]

"WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA BLACK WOMEN?"

Well, if tumblr's anything to go by, they are all obnoxious, like to shout in your ear how much they are better than you and your white privillege, and demand that you date them, otherwise you are a racist, what's not to love?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

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For reference, this blogger is talking about the twelve-year-old character named Dipper Pines from the show Gravity Falls.

Do OP's arms hurt from reaching that far?

Posts like this really creep me out. They always seem like they were written as an attempt to mask the OP's transparently sexual interest in children, especially transgender children. Just like Sophie Labelle's masterpiece, "Assigned Male".

 

[Yamyam]

The Beyoncé thing got better:

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

Actually, the "daddy gives me the cummies" posts started from the Daddy Dom/Little Girl community being discovered by weird Tumblr, who found the whole thing hilarious and ran with it. The David Karp daddy posts predate those posts.

This site has some bizarre memery.

At least they're self-aware enough to make fun of it.

The Beyoncé thing got better:
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How much do you want to bet that tumblr would reenact Paranormal activity if it could?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

The edgy tumblr people who think they're totally gonna start a revolution and overthrow the government are my favorite, it's so obvious that irl they'd just rather do nothing at all and go on the computer all day

This is the way the world ends, THIS is the way the world ends! Not with a bang but with the collective wheezing, complaining and general fuss of a mob of HAES Tumblrinas, Vegans and Autists. No, no wait the world isn't ending. The HAESers have all sat down because of joint pain, one of them sat on a ladybird so all the Vegans are triggered and LITERALLY SHAKING. Somebody throw a bag of rice for the Autists to count and it's over.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

How much do you want to bet that tumblr would reenact Paranormal activity if it could?

Tumblr version of Paranormal Activity:
A perfectly healthy 400-pound genderqueer womyn and zir autistic fictionkin datemate are asleep in bed after a long day of fighting the patriarchy on the internet. Suddenly, a terrifying neckbeard dudebro wearing a fedora and a meninist T-shirt and clutching a My Little Pony plushy emerges from their bedroom closet and violently misgenders them.
The audience is triggered.
Repeat for 90 minutes.

 

[Tresh]

Tumblr version of Paranormal Activity:
A perfectly healthy 400-pound genderqueer womyn and zir autistic fictionkin datemate are asleep in bed after a long day of fighting the patriarchy on the internet. Suddenly, a terrifying neckbeard dudebro wearing a fedora and a meninist T-shirt and clutching a My Little Pony plushy emerges from their bedroom closet and violently misgenders them.
The audience is triggered.
Repeat for 90 minutes.

Better than the actual Paranormal Activity, considering something actually happens in it.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Those motherfuckers!

 

[A.Shitposter]

Those motherfuckers!
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Possible troll?

 

[Anarchaprincess]

Those motherfuckers!
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Does that mean that null want to fuck his mom?

 

[MehicTUH_92]

Does that mean that null want to fuck his mom?

He doesn't already?

 

[Melkor]

Those motherfuckers!
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Anyone who believes Freud's theories is a faggot.