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- Jun 13, 2016
Ralph could NEVER to what Harry's done to his OWN FAMILY. Ralph just told everyone on twitter that Pantsu's uncle molested her, released a sex tape of his son's teenager mother, slept with May at a party he took his newly pregnant teenage girlfriend too, told his mother when she needed to go to life saving dialysis treatment to "eat a dick/ get an uber" and when she fell at home and badly injured herself he couldn't even bother to cut short a trip to go back to visit her, just a year before letting her die alone and abandoning her mortal remains in a garage. His only brother he's let rot in a nursing home, never visits and doesn't even acknowledge he exists. Ralph is now living in a third world country putting his infant daughter in danger because he doesn't want to pay support for his son.There are bits and pieces of this across the forum but I'd like to collect and archive the entirety of Ralph's monumental sperg-out today:
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Vito and Dick smell content for their show, so encourage Ralph rather than try to walk him back from his insanity like a friend might do:
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Ralph feels justified in doxing Alanna, even though he's not sure it was her or Harry (Harry claims it wasn't either of them for the record):
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An appeal to reason gets the expected consideration:
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It's SICK! SICK I tell you. Also everything is fair game:
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All this has only served to make Ralph more determined to spite-marry Meigh:
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Turns out the officiant is a big fan of the show:
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Musings from Harry's side of things:
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On Ralph's abused, now mercifully deceased dog:
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On his daughter:
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On his new merch store:
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Oh no Ralphabros! Mr Morris has Ralph's toy bow AND toy gun:
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NOOOO, not the (well)FED shirts!:
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If Vickers OD's on popcorn is that a Ralphamale W?
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But Ralph would NEVER do something to his family like call out an abusive sack of shit boyfriend on twitter that's abusing, controlling and putting his daughter and granddaughter in danger. Ralph would never stop enabling a dangerous situation one of his children was in and call out the shit sucking tick causing it.
I think Harry had hoped that all the online shenanigans aside, that Ralph was secretly an okay guy (the online stuff was just a persona) and at least they agreed on right wing political bullshit. Harry has enjoyed being an outrageous troll online, but he's also ably supported/cared for a family, loves his kids, love animals and even seems to have good relationship with the mother of his children, after what was supposedly a difficult divorce years ago. Ralph on the other hand is an irredeemable piece of human shit and has not one redeeming quality or real friend. Look at the relationships Ralph has with every single ex-girlfriend. At least Harry can look forward to May joining their ranks soon. But this is why Gunt is now holding hostage the only person who probably does give two shits about him and trying to destroy her relationship with her family by any method he can. Gunt doesn't love May, he just wants to punish Harry. This is a perfect way to sum up Ralph. He wouldn't marry for love, because he's incapable of it, he is only driven by anger and spite. He's truly a pathetic, miserable fat worm.
May's "meh biological clock" was some grade A cope bullshit. If becoming a mother in her twenties was really that important to her than she shouldn't have been dating mental cases who's entire livelihood depends on making a spectacle of themselves online. Any one who wants to be a mother should know providing a safe nest, and most importantly a decent father, is paramount before getting pregnant. Rozy would have been x1000 better off if her dad was a random one night stand. Being a single mother would have been safer and easier than being a Gunt broodmare. May's biological clock wasn't ticking, she was 26, it was her envy of a teenager mother Ralph groomed that made her suddenly want to rush to get pregnant by a shitbag. I also don't doubt that Ralph goaded her into getting pregnant because his spite fueled life meant getting a re-roll baby was a way to "own" Faith. Ralph's children, and now possibly wedding, have only been driven by anger, revenge and spite. Disgusting stuff.
OTOH Aliana seems to be on the right path if she ever hears the magical biological clock ticking thanks to her own career and longterm boyfriend who appears to be great with babies and doesn't humiliate her and her entire family online for superchats and clicks.
Let's hope some of the strength and resilience Harry says May possesses finally kicks in before she's submitted to ritual public humiliation in a wrasslin ring in NJ and her motherly instincts kick in and make her put the needs and safety of her baby daughter first. Harry should also check his garage Gunt stash for Ralph's divorce decree cause Ralph really needs that even more than his shitty merch to pull off a legal spite wrasslin wedding.
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