Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
Nick I know you read you're thread, you must go back. The more weird fetish shit you've shared is destroying everything you have built up. I'll refer to the MATI episode of Mumkey Jones.
Lesson 1: Treat it as your business.
If you are making money being an Internet content creator, consider it a business and keep a somewhat professional demeanor.
Lesson 2: Don't Fuck Your Fans.
Don't Fuck Your Fans
Don't Fuck Your Fans.
When you started out, you were great. You kept your personal life and professional life separated. When you started mixing them together: you're wholesome, Christian, conservative/libertarian facade was seen through. The persona is now broken. I enjoyed your streams in the past, but I stopped watching last year. Don't end up a lolcow, I have some hope that you'll reconstruct your life, you have self awareness and can be introspective. What links all lolcows is their inability to self reflect. You might read this, but if you do Nick, take some advice from us. A lot of us aren't A-Logs, we're scorned fans. Listen to other Kiwis advice too, before it's too late.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this kind of "haha so funny ironic lol" hornyposting generally turn into actual hornyposting, especially if you're surrounded by people who encourage it and, more importantly, crave it? And after that, it's only a matter of time until that coomerbrain convinces him to act on his retarded horny impulses?
Yes irony posting is gay as fuck, and always leads to being fantasy that are being carried out. I.e. Nick and the Balldo
 
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they keep spewing this nonsense even though the context is exactly what the screenshots show, his wine moms are raging about claire and elissa so they've been flagging and discussing grounds to sue "~hypothetically~" and bitching about the chat being publicly visible, literally just what the screenshots show, that's it, there is no other "context." anything left out is superfluous noseguarding by randoms or generic "mmMmmm i think u look good dont listen to them, sweaty" r/gonewild reply guy-esque comments from dudes using the rackets balldo referral code to order cock sheathes that are too big and don't fit them

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Nose is da alfa
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*drives off the car lot directly into a snowbank*
 
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Lesson 2: Don't Fuck Your Fans.
Don't Fuck Your Fans
Don't Fuck Your Fans.
but that's hard, when you are a decently big content creator and make hundreds of thousands if not millions a year with some decent clout and have conventions. women just throw themselves at you and some are at least 6/10s and up. how can a guy resist that temptation
is what I would say if nick weren't a married ass man, with five fucking kids. a normal single content creator has to worry about about getting metoo'd, nick has to worry about getting meetoo'd, divorced and paying child support for five kids and spousal support, cuz lady rackets as far as i know never worked.
 
Ladies the vibe in here is really off heh heh should I post my penis again? Heh heh whose turn is it to gargle nick’s balls? Oh mine? Ok tee he
Charlie, as an expert dickposter, knows that you can get away with posting a picture of your dick because you can say "sorry accident i swear" after which you can't when you just straight up ask them to touch it.
discord is coming back

This is so amazingly passive aggressive lmao

He isn't mad btw
 
Real quick before I have to jet somewhere, I got the shit with CGoody sorted out with Null. He wasn't discovered on Kiwifarms, so a halal is unnecessary. His old account should probably be given a POI tag though.

CGoody identifies himself as Cory Goodman on his Twitter.

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Previous to his adoption of the CGoody564 name, he commonly used the handle CrazyCory564 in multiple different online forums. Indeed, he used that name on his Twitter before switching to CGoody564. I don't think he cares if he's doxed, and doesn't seem to be making much of an attempt to hide anything.
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If you click that link, or any other old Google archived link of Twitter, you'll see that CrazyCorey564 was renamed to CGoody546

He's from Pennsylvania.
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He likes marijuana, and was arrested for it. He complained on Newgrounds about this, but didn't get much sympathy.
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There was also a claim in Elissa's channel that he slept with one of Nick's other mods:
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There's some other shit, but I'm only gonna post the shit that I'm 100% on right now. I have a probable dox on an address and DOB (which I've archived), but I'm only like 90% on it ATM, and I don't want to faildox.

Personally, I don't think his drug arrest(s) and appreciation for pot is really that big of a deal (I tend to lean pro-decriminalization myself), but his noseguarding and thristposting in Nick's harem and Elissa's channel is cringe AF. I also gather the older Rekieta fans who miss the old content can't stand CGoody's ass. I've seen him referred to as a "druggy" in multiple places.

If this seems like lazy work, it's because most of what I've found outside of Nick's sphere is pretty boring. There's not really a lot here. I think if I submitted him to PG, he wouldn't pass muster. I'm not getting the same vibes off him I got off of Spectre. No stolen valor, or claims of being a hero of the Boston Marathon bombing.

If anybody wants to take these reins and do a more thorough job, be my guest.
I just decided to look into him. It wasn't even hard I found his fucking myspace.

CGoody/CrazyCory564/Cory Thomas Goodman/Nose Guard#1

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66 KATIE DR
LANGHORNE, PA 19047
DOB: 08/24/1992
CrazyCory564@gmail.com
(215) 504-5634



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It's daddy's house hes in.
 
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*drives off the car lot directly into a snowbank*
Does that make all the men in locals complete and utter betas then?

This is the funniest, most soy infused, theory I think I've seen about this whole situation yet.

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Holy shit, CGoody is 30?!? Nick may be right about people wanting him to be their dad, he just has to look at his locals for his foster sons. Does it count as some sort of oedipal complex if CGoody is fantasizing about the wine moms in chat that are throwing themselves at his daddy figure streamer?
 
discord is coming back

Discord is absolute poison and always leads to drama. No exceptions. It's also notoriously insecure and will lead to more user information being made public.
 
What was the moment Nick jumped the shark? I stopped watching after the Depp trial because it felt like he was getting bogged down in "internet fwends" bullshit with his video about Lawtube.
Time passes and I see the bottle pic, leaving me to wonder how this man's life spiralled so quickly. Did the fucker fry his dopamine receptors with MDMA or just get too big for his britches?
The end of the Depp trial was basically when he jumped the shark. Nick mentioned a major personal problem around that time. My impression was that he appeared to have basically stopped streaming for a while and when it was it was to brag about all the drugs he was doing. In the fall his streaming picked up again and the degeneracy that was going on in his life started to become more public. And now you've got the Locals thing.
Does that make all the men in locals complete and utter betas then?

This is the funniest, most soy infused, theory I think I've seen about this whole situation yet.
Part of what confuses me is everyone over there thinks people are mad at Nick. Speaking for myself, I'm not mad at Nick, his content has provided me more laughs over the last two months than the rest of the time I've known about him put together. I'm not mad at Nick, I find this amazing and hilarious. I'm just laughing at him and the mouthbreathing diehards in his community now.

I guess people like Spectre and some other people in the Discord are mad at Nick? But in terms of this thread I don't think anyone's even a little angry.
 
I guess people like Spectre and some other people in the Discord are mad at Nick? But in terms of this thread I don't think anyone's even a little angry.
The impression I get from the non-guard Discord users is that they're not all that different from the people here, we're all just kind of sad that a former ally has turned into a weirdo sex pest with a cult -- but that's about it really.
 
From what I’ve seen of that woman
Marry a teacher, send your partner to school to learn the trade, or do it yourself if you have to. There are co-ops where communities of home schoolers meet to socialize their kids. It seems alien because the planet has been conditioned to believe it's not efficient or practical. Why ship your kids off to be educated by someone else when we have the knowledge of the entire history of man kind at our finger tips for literal free?

You know what's inefficient? Losing our kids to the woke cultists. You saw that principal that was exposed by Project Veritas right? That was a private school, 6th graders passing around dildos and shit. I think Nick said it once, the only reason to send your kids off to school is if you actually hate them.

FWIW, ChatGPT (and the technology that is springing up around it) is poised to revolutionize home schooling and learning, it's an incredibly patient teacher. The potentials there are big, for all of education honestly.
so, limit your options of eligible partners to teachers, or send them to some worthless homeschool teaching scam thing, neither of which address the issue of inefficiency with respect to resources. Theres a reason why every single civilization developed to have formal schooling- its efficient and practical. And having internet access and encyclopedias does not make homeschooling less retarded.

Theres a simple solution, use the school as a place to socialize your kids, provide basic education and as a free babysitter. Then supplement the homework and areas of study with tutoring. And like, spend quality time with your children and talk to them. help them develop the critical thinking skills to evaluate and in many cases reject the woke bullshit and the other bullshit that they will pick up by virtue of leaving the house and engaging with the world. Kids need to develop a sense of self, and be able to meet dumb ideas and challenge them. Also, if your mom is the teacher and she has spent all day dealing with teaching stuff, shes going to want to check out and have alone time in the evenings when a normal parent would be catching up with kids on their day and help them with their homework or work on building a treehouse. But yeah I guess cooping us your kids in the house all day and having them do work books and shit, then having to spend evenings and weekends dragging the family around to all the homeschool socializing shit that is necessary since they never spend time out of the house during the day is super efficient. Its a recipe for burnout even in the best case, and would you consider Nick's pill popping wife best case?

If Nick really said that parents who send their kids to school must hate them, thats just more evidence he is a self absorbed retard who thinks he is smarter and better than almost every person on the planet. Thats pretty funny. Home schooling is done by parents for themselves, not the kids. Its stupid, inefficient, greedy, and unnecessary. I remember seeing and hearing shit in school and coming home to laugh about it with my mom. And my mom had time to keep the house in immaculate order and both of my parents had time to themselves while my siblings and i were off at soccer practice and hanigng out with the friends who we met organically.
 
I guess people like Spectre and some other people in the Discord are mad at Nick? But in terms of this thread I don't think anyone's even a little angry.
I'll admit I was frustrated since I felt like I had been sold a bill of goods. Hell, I even lurked here in his thread before deciding to subscribe to his locals, figuring that this was a guy I could send some money too for the entertainment he'd provided.

Then he called me incel faggot cause I had the audacity to dislike all the thottery in chat (not directly at me, but to anyone who disliked it). At this point now? I'm just laughing at the whole situation. Keep my locals money for the latest entertainment, Nick. But, I do want you to stop this arc, cause I only see it ending poorly.
 
Does that make all the men in locals complete and utter betas then?

This is the funniest, most soy infused, theory I think I've seen about this whole situation yet.

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Holy shit, CGoody is 30?!? Nick may be right about people wanting him to be their dad, he just has to look at his locals for his foster sons. Does it count as some sort of oedipal complex if CGoody is fantasizing about the wine moms in chat that are throwing themselves at his daddy figure streamer?
he was so impressed by the theory he repeated it when rackets jumped back into chat in an attempt to garner asspats
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