Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[Beef Elemental]

I can't imagine what other artifacts he has to sell. Nothing really comes to mind. Not sure you can sell knives through ebay but do you think he has that "roman sword" he flashed like three times total?

I'd say he should sell the original gunt outfit but that honestly belongs in the Smithsonian. How about a can of Cozy.tv Rozy's baby formula?

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I can't imagine what other artifacts he has to sell. Nothing really comes to mind. Not sure you can sell knives through ebay but do you think he has that "roman sword" he flashed like three times total?

I would say Nora's dildo, but Ralph almost certainly took that with him to mexico.

Letters from Ol' Ronnie would probably be an Alogs greatest gift.

 

[Brahmin]

I can't imagine what other artifacts he has to sell. Nothing really comes to mind. Not sure you can sell knives through ebay but do you think he has that "roman sword" he flashed like three times total?

Anyone know what happened to the pixel gator and zidan that featured in the gunt tape? I hope that's lying around in the hoard.

 

[Keranu]

Some incredible A-Lawg collector's items now available via King Harold's eBay account!

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Various hats are available
1) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/31431382...oj3jno0T9a&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

2) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/31431380...oj3jno0T9a&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

The real standout however, is Muh Ronnie's beloved bow available to the highest bidder in any country!

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I love that he stacked the menstruating Killstream hat over the kid diddler hat, as if to say "Killstream (Ethan Ralph) is a kid diddler."

Troll within a troll.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

These items are quite the steal for being a part of Gunthistory

Also, in one of those last tweets did Harry imply he's made arrangements to give Sandra's ashes to someone?

"a box of the remainder has been claimed for someone's something special"

 

[Keranu]

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God damn it Ralph, you look like a 70 year old man. You look a solid 20 years older than Matthew Vickers and Harry Morris. That gay Ronnie Ralph combover ain't doing you favors either.

The woman seated on the opposite side of the aisle is so repulsed by the gunt's tampon breath, she's desperately trying to preserve what little fresh air is available.

Those unshaven hog jowls are almost as disgusting as that bifurcated gunt. Wtf shave before you take another effeminate selfie, ya homo.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Both grandfathers are now hinting at their appearance at Ralphamania.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"a box of the remainder has been claimed for someone's something special"

Perhaps he's reserved some bits and pieces for Vickers' big day off?

it appears Vickers is closing his shop for the wedding. When asked, he gave a flight plan to Woodbury, NJ.

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[AncientPhosphur]

I’m just still amazed Ralph left the over priced cowboy hat and his mother but took his bowling trophy

 

[True Gunt Radio]

I wonder what size that Cowboy Hat is? I’m a good ol’ down home country boy myself, so I could use it if I could figure out how to clean the stank off of it

Do cowboy hats comes in XXXXL? If not that's probably why it looked so small on him

 

[Fornicario]

Fuck. Ralph, I'll give you credit. Most people at least attempt to get along with the Father-in law, but you really give zero fucks and don't hide it. Although you should have thought through using The Harry as a mere storage facility before your quest to live la vida loca kicked off. The man's got money, intelligence and an incredible wit. Traits you don't have. How the fuck did you think this was going to play out? You should be thankful Harry the Man isn't going to pull a Max Factor stunt to get at your other orbital.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I’m just still amazed Ralph left the over priced cowboy hat and his mother but took his bowling trophy

There's probably a compartment in the trophy that he could use to smuggle drugs. They'll check the hat!

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ralph has thoroughly reached the "auctioning of artifacts" level of having merged with Chris Chan.

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is surely an ominous sign, gunt bros. The fire rises

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

This is surely an ominous sign, gunt bros. The fire rises

Right!? I’m actually a little anxious. There’s a baby in the mix.

 

[Fortyone]

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Ethan: 65 and diabetic, 2nd or 3rd heart surgery

Mantsu: 42 with FAS and bad plastic surgery

It is official the Kid Diddler hat is for sale for only three days no reservation bidding!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/314313826694 (archive down currently)
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I was considering it but I'm not going over 100. If PPP was smart he would use some KC paypig money on this instead of a 24 pack of Pringles tubes and a 1 gallon mayo jug

 

[Telemeter]

I can't imagine what other artifacts he has to sell. Nothing really comes to mind. Not sure you can sell knives through ebay but do you think he has that "roman sword" he flashed like three times total?

The cowboy hat.

The woman's sun glasses.

A couple of man purses for sure.

The true clown jewel would be the Portugo 2 shirt.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I’m just still amazed Ralph left the over priced cowboy hat and his mother but took his bowling trophy

Ralph didn't have the cojones to wear a cowboy hat down in Mexico where both real and cartel cowboys walk the streets. He would have had his hat snatched quicker than his purse was in Lisbon.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph has thoroughly reached the "auctioning of artifacts" level of having merged with Chris Chan.

At least Chris got paid for selling off his garbage. This is a decisive Chris Chan win and a staggering loss for Ralph.

Ralph whatever you do don't plug a coffee maker into the outlet of your Mexican bathroom. It's not going to end well.

 

[A Logging Company]

Not sure you can sell knives through ebay but do you think he has that "roman sword" he flashed like three times total?

I've bought knives off ebay. You can even order TSA confiscated pocket knives by the pound.