Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[Balldo's Gate]

At least Chris got paid for selling off his garbage. This is a decisive Chris Chan win and a staggering loss for Ralph.

Ralph whatever you do don't plug a coffee maker into the outlet of your Mexican bathroom. It's not going to end well.

Luckily for Ralph there's a decent chance the outlets in his Mexican bathroom don't even work.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph didn't have the cojones to wear a cowboy hat down in Mexico where both real and cartel cowboys walk the streets. He would have had his hat snatched quicker than his purse was in Lisbon.

He can also buy a real cowboy hat for like $10, which somehow only makes it funnier that he paid $400 for that hat.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Harry, we need to think about how we can further expand this Ethan Ralph/Killstream merchandising operation. Like maybe a Moraca baby rattle that's shaped like a pill bottle or a maybe Ethan Ralph action figure with Lisbon playset. Masks, bedsheets, gunted pajamas, the possibilities are endless.

I believe in ya Harry, don't let us down like the coin merchant did.

 

[THATSNOTTRUE]

This ebay shit is the peak of alogging. Cannot stop laughing.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

The best thing in my mind for Harry to do is go to guntamania with the ashes and have ralph rage before giving it to him so no questions asked so he can look like flustered pig on stream.

 

[Zilch]

In the hypothetical situation Harry does indeed have the guntmother's ashes and someone on here bought them would it be legal in any way to buy them or would it be considered desecration of a corpse? Also what would the legality be of shipping the ashes over national borders like into the EU or Canada?

Could he ship the ashes as "sacred wood ashes" or something and get away with it or would it be tested and found to be from a human cremation?

He could have them pressed into diamonds and recreate Ralph's paw paw's ring and sell that

 

[Truly Rural]

Original gunt outfit, or shirt from Portugal beatdown video would be gold mines

 

[Fortyone]

Original gunt outfit, or shirt from Portugal beatdown video would be gold mines

The original guntshirt is a holy relic that rivals Chris chan'a classic shirt imo, I would pay serious money for it. I bet ralph destroyed it or threw it out though, the gunt pic is what started his years long downward spiral

 

[AltisticRight]

Xander Vickers: ayelawgs buying him birthday presents.
Harry Morris: auctioning the prized possessions of Ethan Ralph.
Common: grifting ayelawg bux

CHRIST IS KANG

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

The original guntshirt is a holy relic that rivals Chris chan'a classic shirt imo, I would pay serious money for it. I bet ralph destroyed it or threw it out though, the gunt pic is what started his years long downward spiral

Don’t forget Ralph’s Orange Troon T Shirt when troons and Digibro kicked his ass

 

[Punchoboe]

Besides his criminal record and podcast, no one, not even Metokur, has ever explained why Ethan Ralph needs this much attention.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The original guntshirt is a holy relic that rivals Chris chan'a classic shirt imo, I would pay serious money for it. I bet ralph destroyed it or threw it out though, the gunt pic is what started his years long downward spiral

Game-worn memorabilia will command a premium.

 

[AltisticRight]

Besides his criminal record and podcast, no one, not even Metokur, has ever explained why Ethan Ralph needs this much attention.

He's a fat Karen.

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

Besides his criminal record and podcast, no one, not even Metokur, has ever explained why Ethan Ralph needs this much attention.

Without Ralph there wouldn't be a bountiful harvest it's that simple. Also he has 4 tits, that's a lot of tits.

 

[Punchoboe]

Without Ralph there wouldn't be a bountiful harvest it's that simple. Also he has 4 tits, that's a lot of tits.

Too easy a target. Ethan Ralph is a lower-middle-class Appalachian with right-wing politics, which makes him someone the regime hates anyway.

 

[fedoralordjish]

Harry if you are a real man, do what Ethan couldn't. give his mothers ashes a dignified funeral. Nothing big but a nice good bye to a woman who had a hard life.

 

[Telemeter]

Besides his criminal record and podcast, no one, not even Metokur, has ever explained why Ethan Ralph needs this much attention.

He's two animals at once, a lolcow and a rage pig, what else is there to explain?

Too easy a target. Ethan Ralph is a lower-middle-class Appalachian with right-wing politics, which makes him someone the regime hates anyway.

LOL, that explains everything about you and why you need explanations, though.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Original gunt outfit, or shirt from Portugal beatdown video would be gold mines

He absolutely burned the original Gunt outfit with tears of rage streaming down his beet red face.

We are forever indebted to the yellow shirt and black fleece that birthed the greatest lolcow since ChrisChan but I fear it was destroyed after its service.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

Still can't believe Ralph's ultimate A-Log so far hasn't been one of his hundreds of online enemies, but instead some boomer father of a lolicon whore he knocked up. Every Ralph arc is getting more and more surreal.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Besides his criminal record and podcast, no one, not even Metokur, has ever explained why Ethan Ralph needs this much attention.

He doesn’t need it, and deserves got nothing to do with it. He gets it because he asked for it. He called down the thunder, threw down that “everything is fair game” gauntlet, and what’s happening to him now and what will continue to happen to him until he capitulates or dies is the inevitable result.