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[AfghanBlue]

Kittens mother picture I reckon?

I think this is the kitten, lol. Ginger mother, it looks half main coon (lol at the censoring) .
but yeah.

 

[AnOminous]

You guys must know some sort of shitty farmers.

To be honest, I was fairly surprised at how callously they treated their barn cats. They did get some rudimentary vet care, but they'd generally just euthanize any cat with feline leukemia or feline AIDS, and this was with the routine (quarterly) visit from the vet who also handled the rest of their animals, which were meant for slaughter.

I'm not sure I'd call it shitty, more like pragmatic.

Also they don't run away like purely feral cats, they're at least tolerant of attention.

The bar cats usually get a flea collar, and worm medicine put in the little food they're given, and the "important" ones usually get a once over by the vet when he's there taking care of the bigger animals.

This is more or less what I said, although they usually got a squirt of something like Advantage rather than a collar, and the point of not feeding them (much) is because they're sort of expected to carry their own weight. And they get de-wormers because the vermin they kill and eat have worms.

And there generally is an alpha monster and that cat usually does have a name and gets better treatment.

I'm just saying they're not pets. They're working animals.

 

[Ghostse]

To be honest, I was fairly surprised at how callously they treated their barn cats. They did get some rudimentary vet care, but they'd generally just euthanize any cat with feline leukemia or feline AIDS, and this was with the routine (quarterly) visit from the vet who also handled the rest of their animals, which were meant for slaughter.

I'm not sure I'd call it shitty, more like pragmatic.

Also they don't run away like purely feral cats, they're at least tolerant of attention.

This is more or less what I said, although they usually got a squirt of something like Advantage rather than a collar, and the point of not feeding them (much) is because they're sort of expected to carry their own weight. And they get de-wormers because the vermin they kill and eat have worms.

And there generally is an alpha monster and that cat usually does have a name and gets better treatment.

I'm just saying they're not pets. They're working animals.

There was definitely a ranking system, and yeah anything chronic was going to be euthanasia; the average farmer doesn't have the budget for trying to keep Miss Kittykins alive just for the sake of keeping her alive. Though the Alpha Cat usually got to be Alpha Cat Sized by knowing how to suck up to Mrs. Joe for extra scraps, so would usually get to retire to the farmhouse when it was too old to mouse and accept the new position of lapcat for a couple years. There also wasn't any sort of head count. There were usually about a half-dozen who got names, and bunch of randoms that came and went, but mostly went. Most of those kittens would probably end up road kill or eaten by something in the woods before they were 5.

I was more referring to the keeping them feral/semi-feral and not trying to socialize them. every farmer I knew would bring in Momma cat to give birth or shortly after birth so her kittens wouldn't hiss at Joe when he went out to the barn.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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Kittens mother picture I reckon?

I think this is the kitten, lol. Ginger mother, it looks half main coon (lol at the censoring) .
but yeah.

I don't think that's the kitty in question. If you look on Advertigo, where the person listing the ad says to go for more details, it shows up as being listed six months ago.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Ok, cat sperging. I can dig this.

Say this cat was found randomly. Introducing it right away to the other animals is so stupid and irresponsible. Even putting aside the fact that new kittens should be isolated from the older ones for about a week so they don't get injured, they haven't taken it to a vet. It could have all sorts of contractable diseases and parasites.

I hope they'll get it fixed but you can't trust a Troon to chop off anyone's junk but their own.

Also they mention that it's got a belly full of fish. Despite popular belief, you aren't supposed to feed cats a ton of fish. And when you do, you have to be very careful about what kind and how it's prepared. Lots of cats get sick and die because retard owners think they can just filet some Walmart salmon and stick it in a bowl

 

[Prince Vegeta]

AnOnymous and Ghostse pretty much describe what I know about life on a farm. I love animals. We used to play with the kittens in the barn. If they made it to old age they were allowed to sit out their days in the house.

I hate putting down animals, but it's not about what I feel. It's about their quality of life. It might seem unfair to euthanize a farm cat immediately when they get diabetes or feline aids etc, but those are all horrible slow deaths or a life of being locked indoors alone and constantly being monitored, occasionally hunted and caught and jabbed and medicated. That's no life for a farm cat.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

lol @ trying to claim that such a fluffy, well fed, calm, and clean kitten came from 'the field'

There is no way some abandoned kitten from outside would be acting like that right away, not to mention the condition of the coat and how clean the eyes/ears/paws are. There's no crust around the face, scratches, distended belly from worms, flea dirt, matting on the underbelly or bottom, nothing. The fact that they just let it roam around the house with the other cats and how relaxed it is around people all speaks to them purchasing it or having it given to them. This kitten is habituated to people and knows how to navigate an interior home space.

They're shitty at everything, including lying.

 

[Oxyjen]

The funny thing is, if anything gets the tranch cancelled, it won’t be grand fraud, taxes, animal or sexual abuse, it would be something exactly like lying about the provenance of a kitten for likes on Twitter.

There’d be a 2 part Blocked and Reported investigation, including an interview with the cat’s mother.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"You know, there's been a lot of haters claiming we managed to -- through negligence and abuse -- kill a literal fuck-ton of alpacas, including many crias. The TUR's formal rebuttal to this transphobic, outrageous and unfounded claim is:

Look at this kitten! Isn't he a little cutie? So sweet. If you send moneys to our GoFundMe, cute kitten will purr. Nice!

Thank you. Now let's put these scurrilous rumors behind us, and continue the Great and Important work of providing a safe place for true wahmen, if not for alpacas and icky transmascs."

Sincerely,

Sidechew, Muskslut, J-Fed & Shitbreath

 

[Procopius]

An old video, and probably ignored at the time because it's not that interesting, but given Pepe's thuggery a couple of pages back, here he is warning another alpaca to stay away from his water. This is what happens when you get too many males together:

Spoiler: Local copy

Actually that's not quite true. The little guy above got off quite lightly if there's any truth in this comments on one of Null's MATI videos.



I wonder if there's a potential business opportunity going begging there.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Bonnie lied
Alpaca died
Kiwis cry
(Kevin also crie)

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

An old video, and probably ignored at the time because it's not that interesting, but given Pepe's thuggery a couple of pages back, here he is warning another alpaca to stay away from his water. This is what happens when you get too many males together:

Spoiler: Local copy

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Actually that's not quite true. The little guy above got off quite lightly if there's any truth in this comments on one of Null's MATI videos.

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I wonder if there's a potential business opportunity going begging there.

"Come on down to the TUR for your alpaca orchiectomy! Why go to a gatekeeping terf doctor to have your despised testicles removed, when one of our male alpacas will gladly chew them off for you? We provide this service at a very reasonable price, which includes placing the severed meat nuggets into a small jar filled with preservative (Bushmills), with a chain attached so you can wear it proudly as a stylish enby eunuch necklace! Today's special one-time offer, only $9.99!!!"

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I'm not trying to whiteknight for these guys, nor do I actually believe the kitten they found is just some rando feral barn cat kitten, especially given the circumstances they "found" it, but as someone who grew up on farm with a bunch of barn cats, I have to say one being both friendly, and healthy is not that far out of the realm of possibility.

Sure, it's unlikely, but a key thing to remember is that all cats are different, and do different shit. Some are naturally hardy, and friendly, and some aren't. Some cats have bad luck, and some have exceptional luck. Some are the most passive guys ever, and some are so aggressive they'll try to fight even the lawn mower.

Growing up, I had cats that ranged from so affectionate, and fluffy you'd swear they were a housecat that just managed to get outside to cats so mean, and scraggly you'd swear they came from some hoarder's house, and everything in between.

Yeah, most of them were what you'd typically think a barn cat would be like, but some weren't despite the fact that they were all fed the same thing, given the same admittedly shitty amount of healthcare, and all still lived outside all-year-round. I can't explain it outside of just it being the luck of the draw, really. Sometimes shit just happens.

Tl;dr: Troons definitely stole that kitten, but barn cats being surprisingly sociable, and healthy isn't that unheard of.

 

[stupid frog]

Directions unclear, detoothed Phil

 

[AMHOLIO]

I feel like there's a wholeass year's worth of therapy for "Daddy ditched me for a Loathsome Dung Eater and an AmHole."

If they're lucky they'll only find out once they're old enough to properly cope.

 

[stupid frog]

If they're lucky they'll only find out once they're old enough to properly cope.

Penny's kids are trans and have been to the Tranch, haven't they? I remember it being pointed out during the dumb metal staircase.

 

[Fornicario]

This whole thing is utter insanity. I need Boner to start producing receipts.

 

[Oxyjen]

Ah yes, the regular Sunday blog updates, that’s going as well as literally every other project Penny has ever started then.

Tenacity — Shop

What it comes down too is tenacity

web.archive.org

 

[UncleDaddy]

Ah yes, the regular Sunday blog updates, that’s going as well as literally every other project Penny has ever started then.

I'm personally looking forward to seeing what nonsense he deems important enough to share and what kind of accidental self-incrimination will come out of this.

I doubt it'll last as long as Kevin's time on the elliptical, though.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

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Ah yes, the regular Sunday blog updates, that’s going as well as literally every other project Penny has ever started then.

Tenacity — Shop

What it comes down too is tenacity

web.archive.org

Completely serious question: Why would you blog when you barely have enough teeth to eat solid food and alpacas under your care dropping dead in large numbers? Wouldn’t a rational person be bending all of zhe/zir’s efforts to addressing those pressing issues?