DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

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A poster in the subreddit is claiming they called his HOA and reported him for removing/disabling the smoke detectors in his home.

Probably fake news but I’m 100% ok if someone were to actually do this. Salt would be great

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Anyway that Splatoon 3 on the disappointment list got me going. I bought the game after watching Phil and I've been playin almost everyday since it released. Fun little faggot game I'd say. He says he bought it but I swear he got it gifted. Can anyone confirm?

It was gifted. Timestamp 12:16

Also, "Don't you think it would be a little disrespectful to drop the game after only playing it once?" He dropped it after three sessions.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Now remember, Phil: "Tranny" is a no-no word.

 

[Iron Hamster]

if he needs the drama he will milk this for weeks months years

The escort detector chicken electronics delivery

It was gifted. Timestamp 12:16

Also, "Don't you think it would be a little disrespectful to drop the game after only playing it once?" He dropped it after three sessions.

He can never keep his lies straight.

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

Why does phil keep describing Renton, WA as a post apocalyptic wasteland where there's constant gang warfare, Famines, Earthquakes, Hurricanes, floods, blizzards, and all other natural disasters every other day, and an economy that requires at least $10K a month to keep the lights on?

Still waiting on "the seige of the snortfort" arc.

 

[JefOliveira90]

Why does phil keep describing Renton, WA as a post apocalyptic wasteland where there's constant gang warfare, Famines, Earthquakes, Hurricanes, floods, blizzards, and all other natural disasters every other day, and an economy that requires at least $10K a month to keep the lights on?

Still waiting on "the seige of the snortfort" arc.

He probably saw one or two non-caucasian folks on his way to Costco and now thinks the place is doomed. The same happened when he was in CT; A few black folks moved in and he began calling his neighborhood a ghetto.

 

[Ptolemy]

Next to DSP looking like an absolute ghost (i.e. his actual self) and the camera constantly losing focus, the ring light has given us another treat to laugh at. It highlights dust and other debris floating around in his filthy room:

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He has giant dust bunnies flying through the air in his office. That room has probably vacuumed two times since Kat came.

 

[RougeRed]

energy vampire.

(Post I wanted to make a couple days ago during the USA embargo)

 

[Comma]

since Kat came

So since the time she was still with her previous boyfriend.

 

[Balr0g]

Jesus he is no longer begging for tips but begging really hard for members EVERY.FUCKING.MONTH. And we all know that there is exactly one retard who will come to the aid of his gout lord. Probably in 2 weeks he will get a 100 member bomb to push him over 600 and then it will drop back to 500 because the last bomb expired. And on and on it goes

 

[Iron Hamster]

Jesus he is no longer begging for tips but begging really hard for members EVERY.FUCKING.MONTH. And we all know that there is exactly one retard who will come to the aid of his gout lord. Probably in 2 weeks he will get a 100 member bomb to push him over 600 and then it will drop back to 500 because the last bomb expired. And on and on it goes

They're also propping up at least 150 more to begin with.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[UaineRunei]

Oh, he's playing NFS Unbound? Hahahaha that's gonna be REALLY interesting.

I'm not even sure he's going to be able to complete the game, even with the extreme handholding.

 

[UsedUp]

Oh, he's playing NFS Unbound? Hahahaha that's gonna be REALLY interesting.

I'm not even sure he's going to be able to complete the game, even with the extreme handholding.

10 hour Demo on EA Play on Xbox so after today and Friday it's gone unless he buys it at a later time cause he will be swamped with new releases by the end of this month and starts the new one piece game tomorrow.

 

[Whaler]

That's fucking cringe and I cannot laugh at this.

While calling DSPs HoA is cringe and gay as Trannyhell, some of the posters on that subreddit really need help.

Dude seriously needs to take an industrial strength Xanax and fuck off into the Void for a bit, even if posted as a joke, it does nothing but give DSP ammo.
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[Chernabog3000]

Fuck these are some of the best playthroughs he does. The need for speed tihydplays are imo some of the best of the genre. It really puts into perspective just how full of shit he is with his netcope and lagcuses. Just got had reflexes bud, always have, witch is wild for someone who honed in on fighting games, many hours on the sticks, amounted to jack shit. Proof really is in the pudding, be it forza, nfa, gta, driving games show you just how fucking slow reacting this dude is, and also how shit he is with an analog stick driving. It cuts through so much of the shit he hides poor skills behind. Their fucking ai bud, just dodge em.

Bonus points this man still has no idea how the fuck cars work. A rwd car would kill this man. And if he lived he'd be on the level one parking garage about to jump unless car manufacturers and physicists apologized for letting him down.

These are the streams you can enjoy. At least I'm going too. 10 hours isn't enough.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

it does nothing but give DSP ammo.

who gives a shit? he's going to cry and piss his pants anyway.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Fuck these are some of the best playthroughs he does. The need for speed tihydplays are imo some of the best of the genre. It really puts into perspective just how full of shit he is with his netcope and lagcuses. Just got had reflexes bud, always have, witch is wild for someone who honed in on fighting games, many hours on the sticks, amounted to jack shit. Proof really is in the pudding, be it forza, nfa, gta, driving games show you just how fucking slow reacting this dude is, and also how shit he is with an analog stick driving. It cuts through so much of the shit he hides poor skills behind. Their fucking ai bud, just dodge em.

Bonus points this man still has no idea how the fuck cars work. A rwd car would kill this man. And if he lived he'd be on the level one parking garage about to jump unless car manufacturers and physicists apologized for letting him down.

These are the streams you can enjoy. At least I'm going too. 10 hours isn't enough.

I love the "bugged driving mechanics" videos

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

"This was one of my biggest gripes of 2022" - "No one predicted this" - "No one saw that one coming".

>Claims that Cuphead DLC was disappointing because he had to wait 5 years for "2 hours of content".
>Cuphead DLC had 12 bosses, the original game had 28. This is an entirely reasonable amount for a DLC.
>DLC was pushed back three times for quality concerns + COVID.

The result? An extremely polished DLC with 42% as many bosses as the original game. DSP complains that it took too long and 12 bosses was too few despite the DLC being $10 in 2022.
Dave is what is wrong with the gaming industry, he has a pavlovian THIRST for unfinished, unpolished shovel-ware. By his reasoning, if the DLC released in 2020 incomplete, he would be satisfied.
REMEMBER this the next time he says a game is rushed, unfinished, buggy etc. In instances where games are delayed to fix bugs, he thinks that a polished final product is disappointing and a negative because the game was delayed as a result.

Hahahaha, no... The real reason:

Now remember, Phil: "Tranny" is a no-no word.

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Called it.

Oh, he's playing NFS Unbound? Hahahaha that's gonna be REALLY interesting.

I'm not even sure he's going to be able to complete the game, even with the extreme handholding.

If he doesn't keep up with the upgrades and actually drive semi well, he is going to get his ass handed to him. The rubberbanding is no joke in Unbound. Not to mention the money management aspect of the game... We all know how he is with that, gonna be crying and begging to the rivals for his bets back.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

who gives a shit? he's going to cry and piss his pants anyway.

This really. Who cares about the ammo? He runs out of it and just makes up some imaginary shit anyway.

If you stay a distance away and watch him, he's going to bring up some sort of shit like Tevin that caused some butterfly effect to as a reason he needs some money, like, right now to buy something.

Or he can just make up some shit about all these assholes hurting him and his family behind-the-scenes but he cannot tell you because they live in Canada but it's totally true dude.

It doesn't matter really. He's screaming to like, 10 people that give him money. That's who this is for. The other 90% of people in the world are either larping, still thinks hes just the guy who jerks off, and his cat.

I don't care if people do shit like this but yeah, Reddit is cringe, bluepilled and gay and I wouldn't want to brag about something like this.