DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic Viper T301]

Imagine being such a faggot manchild that you have the opinions of Pokemon this guy has. He put it as his #1 most disappointing and his #4 best, which is stupid already, but his only reason for disappointment was the graphics and framerate. That's it. His most disappointing game of the year, because muh graphics. Not the repetition, not the lack of challenge in the single player, not thinking the people creating the Pokemon ran out of good ideas ages ago.

Look, I get it. Pokemon is a classic series, and if you love it as an adult you probably grew up playing it, you play it with your friends, you battle other people, you get deep in the meta to make that ultimate unbeatable team, maybe you try to actually "catch 'em all." Phil does none of that. He enjoys the game on the most basic surface level, like an actual child might. He praises the story. The story. Of Pokemon. He doesn't even know the basic type matchups, much less the more obscure ones. He gets stuck in battles because he runs around with a retarded team with no type coverage and smashes his head through a brick wall by using insane amounts of heal and revive items, pausing every turn to ask his loyal retards in the chat what his next move should be.

It's beyond pathetic.

 

[JPG]

also missing the true number 1 best game of the year, WWE Champions

GOTY ALL YEARS

 

[Free Jasper]

this IS the same guy who will tell you a game is horrible, not worth playing, and everyone who made it should die

but then give it a 7/10

or say a game is the best thing every, and you must play it

but then also give it a 7/10

The shrimp, sadly, is a one-trick pony.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Who cares if I ragequit?"

You do Phail. You keep defending it so much so that you insist you have never ever ragequit a game.

Didn't a new street beggar come out this year or was it all just like Phail- beta?

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

"Who cares if I ragequit?"

You do Phail. You keep defending it so much so that you insist you have never ever ragequit a game.

Didn't a new street beggar come out this year or was it all just like Phail- beta?

*rage quits FF7 live on stream*

"kirbysouls"

 

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

A poster in the subreddit is claiming they called his HOA and reported him for removing/disabling the smoke detectors in his home.

 

[Soy Dora]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

A poster in the subreddit is claiming they called his HOA and reported him for removing/disabling the smoke detectors in his home.

That's fucking cringe and I cannot laugh at this.

 

[Ptolemy]

"This was one of my biggest gripes of 2022" - "No one predicted this" - "No one saw that one coming".

>Claims that Cuphead DLC was disappointing because he had to wait 5 years for "2 hours of content".
>Cuphead DLC had 12 bosses, the original game had 28. This is an entirely reasonable amount for a DLC.
>DLC was pushed back three times for quality concerns + COVID.

The result? An extremely polished DLC with 42% as many bosses as the original game. DSP complains that it took too long and 12 bosses was too few despite the DLC being $10 in 2022.
Dave is what is wrong with the gaming industry, he has a pavlovian THIRST for unfinished, unpolished shovel-ware. By his reasoning, if the DLC released in 2020 incomplete, he would be satisfied.
REMEMBER this the next time he says a game is rushed, unfinished, buggy etc. In instances where games are delayed to fix bugs, he thinks that a polished final product is disappointing and a negative because the game was delayed as a result.

 

[Balr0g]

"This was one of my biggest gripes of 2022" - "No one predicted this" - "No one saw that one coming".

>Claims that Cuphead DLC was disappointing because he had to wait 5 years for "2 hours of content".
>Cuphead DLC had 12 bosses, the original game had 28. This is an entirely reasonable amount for a DLC.
>DLC was pushed back three times for quality concerns + COVID.

The result? An extremely polished DLC with 42% as many bosses as the original game. DSP complains that it took too long and 12 bosses was too few despite the DLC being $10 in 2022.
Dave is what is wrong with the gaming industry, he has a pavlovian THIRST for unfinished, unpolished shovel-ware. By his reasoning, if the DLC released in 2020 incomplete, he would be satisfied.
REMEMBER this the next time he says a game is rushed, unfinished, buggy etc. In instances where games are delayed to fix bugs, he thinks that a polished final product is disappointing and a negative because the game was delayed as a result.

And this is also the guy who puts Calisto Protocol (which had a lot of issues) among his best games of 2022. He sure loves to contradict popular opinion. Then again I have read Gamesites and they called it a worthy successor to Dead space so what do I know?

 

[Iron Hamster]

"This was one of my biggest gripes of 2022" - "No one predicted this" - "No one saw that one coming".

>Claims that Cuphead DLC was disappointing because he had to wait 5 years for "2 hours of content".
>Cuphead DLC had 12 bosses, the original game had 28. This is an entirely reasonable amount for a DLC.
>DLC was pushed back three times for quality concerns + COVID.

The result? An extremely polished DLC with 42% as many bosses as the original game. DSP complains that it took too long and 12 bosses was too few despite the DLC being $10 in 2022.
Dave is what is wrong with the gaming industry, he has a pavlovian THIRST for unfinished, unpolished shovel-ware. By his reasoning, if the DLC released in 2020 incomplete, he would be satisfied.
REMEMBER this the next time he says a game is rushed, unfinished, buggy etc. In instances where games are delayed to fix bugs, he thinks that a polished final product is disappointing and a negative because the game was delayed as a result.

"No one saw this coming"
Correct..........................because no one cares.

 

[Comma]

Bruh I could swear when he first put them up someone "troll" tipped suggesting that and he mocked him. Please someone find that clip.

This was about the colored lights exactly a week ago, but DSP's astonishing amount of hypocrisy still applies here.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

also missing the true number 1 best game of the year, WWE Champions

That's actually pretty funny because he's gone on record to say that WWE Champions is a terrible game, the worst one that he was playing at the time

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This was about the colored lights exactly a week ago, but DSP's astonishing amount of hypocrisy still applies here.

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I like that since this, and then bringing it up again as an idea, he keeps mentioning that it wasn't his idea and it was a suggestion.
Nigga, you are still gonna do it. Idea or not, you are the one choosing to monetize fuckin' lights bro.

Anyway that Splatoon 3 on the disappointment list got me going. I bought the game after watching Phil and I've been playin almost everyday since it released. Fun little faggot game I'd say. He says he bought it but I swear he got it gifted. Can anyone confirm?

His disappointment with it? **YOU** guys said you were bored! Yes, YOU! Dude didn't even touch the single player. Didn't use gyro. Kept playing the multiplayer modes and didn't touch the Salmon Run(Horde mode with salmon enemies). Didn't even consider playing with viewers or anything where Nintendo has a good tight grip on how it works for their games so you don't go around grooming little kids so you are forced to use switch friend codes for any of this.

I can't tell if he's giving any of these games fair reviews when I thought you would have to fully experience the game as the developers intended. Also Dying Light 2 is up there, just to remind everyone that he didn't beat it while putting it on the backburner for it to finally just disappear altogether.

 

[Lord_Point]

That's fucking cringe and I cannot laugh at this.

Imagine his poor neighbors having their khandos burn down because this fat fuck couldnt be bothered to change a fire alarm battery once a year.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

By all means call HOA and report Phil. But I am willing to bet that redditor didn't actually do it. He's a retard bragging about something he didn't even do. Y'all don't got the guts.

 

[Crooked 16th]

If gay ops saved lives that would be funny as fuck

 

[Lord_Point]

By all means call HOA and report Phil. But I am willing to bet that redditor didn't actually do it. He's a retard bragging about something he didn't even do. Y'all don't got the guts.

100% the asspat seeker didnt call the HOA. But here is the real question: will Dave, who totally doesn't read the Farms, pretend that someone did call his HOA on a copecast?

 

[Comma]

Next to DSP looking like an absolute ghost (i.e. his actual self) and the camera constantly losing focus, the ring light has given us another treat to laugh at. It highlights dust and other debris floating around in his filthy room:

 

[ZehnBoat]

100% the asspat seeker didnt call the HOA. But here is the real question: will Dave, who totally doesn't read the Farms, pretend that someone did call his HOA on a copecast?

if he needs the drama he will milk this for weeks months years

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

if he needs the drama he will milk this for weeks months years

If the redditor did indeed call and Dave hears from the HOA then he'll make it out to be as big a deal as getting swatted.