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You mean he ragequit?
If you gave birth to Phil would you ever risk having a child ever again?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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You mean he ragequit?
If you gave birth to Phil would you ever risk having a child ever again?
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Beautiful. His playthrough of WoW is going to make for one hell of a TIHYDP!
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https://twitter.com/drgnkiller/status/725537663562846208
Apparently that was a test. It was only a test. He deleted the Goblin and will create a new character for Friday's steam... Dammit! I'm going to miss so much.
At least he'll spare us the horror of him fumbling around in the Goblin starter zone.
So what race will he be? Only time will tell.
Again, I bet he'll be a human due to his fetish with wanting every character he makes have a shitty goatee.
Also, when I do have kids, I'm going to use Phil as a form of torture. "Son, as punishment for failing that math test, you're going to have watch the entire Jak II DSP playthrough without breaks."
Accel_Rider
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Yo, that's no punishment, that's child abuse
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Uhm... Phil found out how to disable Player names and text boxes. He also hid the chat. Basically turning the game into a single player.
The playthrough will be a borefest.
Although it will entertaining to see him raid and die over and over again, whilst people scream at him with chat disabled.
Since he can't see other players he will be kicked from groups over and over again.
The playthrough will be a borefest.
Although it will entertaining to see him raid and die over and over again, whilst people scream at him with chat disabled.
Since he can't see other players he will be kicked from groups over and over again.
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Sadly, for the first 30 levels, you probably won't see too much rage. Many people nowadays have heirloom gear and they usally just bum rush dungeons.
Though honestly, I would love to see a hunter misdirect to Phil.
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https://twitter.com/drgnkiller/status/725512697597558785
One of his dumbest walls of text i read.
So full of excuses as to why he cant put in a little extra job for his fans and he then starts bitching about how no one is watching despite doing something special that no one else does, doing what was popular 10 years ago.
The only hobby aside from gaming that he can come up with is watching TV?
No wonder he lack social life when everything he wanna do is being stucked to a screen either playing a game or watch old kids movies, well its atleast great that he spends his meaningful time with his full time girlfriend infront of the TV instead of giving her some attention.
What other "social media presence" does he have to keep other than tweeting "Watch my videos" and "You are a idiot" that requires several hours of free time?
One of his dumbest walls of text i read.
So full of excuses as to why he cant put in a little extra job for his fans and he then starts bitching about how no one is watching despite doing something special that no one else does, doing what was popular 10 years ago.
The only hobby aside from gaming that he can come up with is watching TV?
No wonder he lack social life when everything he wanna do is being stucked to a screen either playing a game or watch old kids movies, well its atleast great that he spends his meaningful time with his full time girlfriend infront of the TV instead of giving her some attention.
What other "social media presence" does he have to keep other than tweeting "Watch my videos" and "You are a idiot" that requires several hours of free time?
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You know, this is just proof how broken Phil's methodology is. He streams everything because he "doesn't have time" but then lists TV as a hobby. Most youtubers still manage to juggle being a small business owner, video editor, and set aside finances for a set period each quarter to ensure stuff is fine and dandy for tax purposes. 20 minutes of good quality stuff is better than 2 hours of shit.
Phil's pure lazyness when it comes to editing means that his "uploading" excuse is puerile bullshit too. You click "upload" and then piss off to spend time with your girl, or watch TV or something on Netflix or whatever.
Dependent on the game, most youtubers spend a grand total of two hours on a game per week. They chop this up into a rough cut of 15-20 minute episodes. Smarter youtubers will play two games at about four hours per week, do the cutting and audio checks, then steadily upload a variety of content for people to come back to.
The Vast majority of their "job playing video games" is a very long grind of audio checks, footage check, editing, ensuing constant commentary during said gameplay, recording commentary after capturing footage if needs be, and even outright figuring out scripts and talking points to prime commentary and then at least once a year, figuring out what the fuck a business expense is and what isn't.
You can get a little creative here, but many small business owners will be nice and cautious.
UK residents, for example, can claim up to 1/5th of their household bills if they operate out of their own home for business purposes, which is pretty neat. I doubt Phil's even looked into whether he can get that sort of relief as a self employed home-based business.
Ones that do take the "play what I want" attitude will upload more of a certain game if they enjoy it, but generally sick to their schedule of a daily, 20 minute upload. I follow a few youtubers who will simply throw out their schedule and upload a couple of videos a day if they really enjoyed themselves and it shows in the videos.
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Guide to trolling Phil in WoW:
- Click on Phil's character and type /follow in the chat and your character will follow him automatically.
- Use the Stream to know where he is at all times.
- Don't bother with typing in the chat or funny usernames, he's disabled them. Find more creative ways to troll.
- For example, you can use emotes like /dance or /moo or /train, he can't block the animations.
- You can troll him by killing the mobs before him, so he can't complete quests.
- Likewise, if you see a strong mob, like an Elitè, you can pull him towards Phil and get him killed.
- As an Hunter, spam Misdirection on him so mobs will go after him when you hit them.
- As a magic class, spam buffs with flashy animations on his character to annoy him.
- There are fun items like [Piccolo of the Flaming Fire] that you can use to troll. This one in particular will force his character to dance.
- You can still go up to him and open the Trade tab to annoy him.
- Likewise, you can spam Guild invites on him before he figures out how to block em.
My A-LOG work is done, go get him boys!
- Click on Phil's character and type /follow in the chat and your character will follow him automatically.
- Use the Stream to know where he is at all times.
- Don't bother with typing in the chat or funny usernames, he's disabled them. Find more creative ways to troll.
- For example, you can use emotes like /dance or /moo or /train, he can't block the animations.
- You can troll him by killing the mobs before him, so he can't complete quests.
- Likewise, if you see a strong mob, like an Elitè, you can pull him towards Phil and get him killed.
- As an Hunter, spam Misdirection on him so mobs will go after him when you hit them.
- As a magic class, spam buffs with flashy animations on his character to annoy him.
- There are fun items like [Piccolo of the Flaming Fire] that you can use to troll. This one in particular will force his character to dance.
- You can still go up to him and open the Trade tab to annoy him.
- Likewise, you can spam Guild invites on him before he figures out how to block em.
My A-LOG work is done, go get him boys!
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trade spam and pulling elites sounds amazing. Mobs are detractors too
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Time to change name from DSP to LSP, LazyStagnantPhil.
Don't remember if it was a ATK or a prestream, where fans had asked why he couldnt learn video editing after the stream and spend some time editing then, to which he asnwered it would take away time from his quality time watching movies with Leanna.
He consider himself special by the method of uploading raw gameplay footage to YT, sure few does that, yet does that does are either skilled at the game they play or have the charisma in the way they talk and interact with viewers. Phil has neither of it.
I refuse to belive that he have a buisness degree until he really shows it.
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He actually didn't seem to have had a lot of trouble with the game. (Mind you he was only about 10% into the main story) It's more likely he saw the game as too much of a time sink and felt that nobody was going to watch it.
Dade
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Another thing is:
- If you happend to have a high level character on the server, use a huge flying mount to obscure his vision
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Oh my god...has anyone seen his Nioh demo playthrough? Utterly atrocious.
Since the game is a mash up of Souls and Oniumusha, I wasn't expecting much, but Phill yet again, shows us how bad he is at video games.
Since the game is a mash up of Souls and Oniumusha, I wasn't expecting much, but Phill yet again, shows us how bad he is at video games.
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If you're from the opposing faction, wait until Phil ends up in contested areas, then kill the NPCs that provide him quests. He will get a quest, spend time completing it, then not be able to turn it in. This was the way things used to be, but I have no idea if Blizzard changed anything.
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How about no. Sure, Phil might deserve it but I HATE those kinds of people. No need to disturb the rest of players if you're trying to mess with Phil.
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I say someone trick him into going into an extremely difficult dungeon under the pretense that it's an easy area with lots of loot.
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Nah, you can't do that. Dungeons run on minimum lvl caps. Maybe tell him he could solo it when he can't. Or even suggest him to take professions that are useless to his class, like a blacksmith/miner on a mage.
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Buck Bumble
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Nobody's going to really be able to tell him anything. He has chat hidden.
Of course, you *could* try his stream chat, but he and his mod team are paranoid and more willing to believe that you're an SoK sockpuppet than someone actually trying to help him.
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Can you walk into dungeons even if you're underleveled? Because maybe someone could trick him into running into the Stockades or Ragefire (Depending what faction he picked of course)
Also, I hope to God he doesn't pick Goblin, Worgen or Pandaren. They're isolated from the rest of world, hell Pandas aren't even part of a faction before they complete their area. It'll be one big boring sore feast until Phil hits level 12.
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