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These are phone numbers, right?

As far as I can make it out, the top one says Jen - ?10-????-4624. But its too blurry for me to read all of them.

One of the ones near the bottom has ??3-261-7039, same as the dogtag their dog has, posted here a few pages ago (or on the ranch thread general.)

Just gave it a go and unfortunately the image is so pixelated and low res the program basically turned it into Chinese. Maybe someone else with a stronger program can try.

 

[Jon of the Dead]

Can't you just see Kevryn trying to buy a sports bra that would fit him? It's gotta be pretty rare to find one that fits a refrigerator-sized barrel chest, and is capable of corralling moobs so wall eyed that even his handsome wife Seb has trouble keeping them in view.

A car bra would probably fit him better.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

If I recall correctly, I found that image about a year ago, from a news piece written on the Tranch. But I take care to not do anything to make it lose to much quality, so I don’t know if tracking down the image source and getting it directly from there would help.

 

[BScCollateral]

As far as I can make it out, the top one says Jen - ?10-????-4624. But its too blurry for me to read all of them.

Puzzling, since American phone numbers have a three-digit area code followed by a seven-digit subscriber number. Not an eight-digit subscriber number.

 

[PuddIeduck]

Puzzling, since American phone numbers have a three-digit area code followed by a seven-digit subscriber number. Not an eight-digit subscriber number.

Is that different for mobile phones?

 

[I swear she's 18]

Is that different for mobile phones?

No, shouldn't be. I'd want to say it might be a commercial line like +1(800) fuckyou for example, and they butchered the breaks, but there's really no reason if it's us to us.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Just gave it a go and unfortunately the image is so pixelated and low res the program basically turned it into Chinese. Maybe someone else with a stronger program can try.

That top one, Jen? Looks legible.
“Hullo.. uh…. Is your refrigerator running?”
-“why yes, shx’s on the Eliptical right this moment!”

 

[Aegir]

pl: ex telecoms engineer

All phone numbers in the US start with a +1 (or 001 depending on the system) country code followed by a three number area code, a three number prefix code (usually allocated by carrier/vendor), and a four number subscriber code. Breaking this format would break the north american number standard and would mean you wouldn't be able to interchangeable with other operators so everyone in the US would adhere to it barring large companies with PBX shenanigans who can do whatever they want with their internal phone systems.

As for these numbers, I'm slightly drunk rn so I might be missing it but to me they all look like normal 10 digit numbers but are too pixely to make out.

 

[Potato Cat]

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These are phone numbers, right?

As far as I can make it out, the top one says Jen - ?10-????-4624. But its too blurry for me to read all of them.

One of the ones near the bottom has ??3-261-7039, same as the dogtag their dog has, posted here a few pages ago (or on the ranch thread general.)

All Colorado area codes (the first 3 digits) are 303, 720, 983, 970 and 719.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If their phones are all local enough numbers it'd be the 719 area code, three of Colorado's five area codes are the Denver area (this is common in a lot of states with only one real large city):


They're slightly to the west of Pueblo. Of course, they always could have registered their phones anywhere and never changed their number.

 

[Oxyjen]

Why buy deodorant if you are a muskslut anyway?
Maybe it is Cope.

Cope. Pour Homme.

 

[Luigi McPizza]

The thing that amazes me about Kevin is, how does he stay so fat? Is he eating the food meant for the alpacas?

I mean, really. The tranchers are in the middle of bumblefuck. There is no Door Dash. What could they possibly eat everyday?

Photos of their groceries have been posted in this thread before. They buy a shitton of sugary drinks, TV dinners, pizzas, snacks (chips, cookies, etc.) and other pre-made foods that aren't too healthy. No fresh meat or fish or vegetables. One time he "cooked" (mistress did all the job and he watched) a greasy casserole full of melted cheese and bacon tho.

Also Kevin has a jug of hawaiian punch (basically water with sugar and colorants) in the fridge and he gets aggressive if anyone drinks from it, according to another troon who stayed at the ranch for a while.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Photos of their groceries have been posted in this thread before. They buy a shitton of sugary drinks, TV dinners, pizzas, snacks (chips, cookies, etc.) and other pre-made foods that aren't too healthy. No fresh meat or fish or vegetables. One time he "cooked" (mistress did all the job and he watched) a greasy casserole full of melted cheese and bacon tho.

Also Kevin has a jug of hawaiian punch (basically water with sugar and colorants) in the fridge and he gets aggressive if anyone drinks from it, according to another troon who stayed at the ranch for a while.

I don’t think Outside Troon even touched it, it was just that they went near it in the fridge

 

[FinnSven]

I don’t think Outside Troon even touched it, it was just that they went near it in the fridge

I am surprised that they didn’t just put a fridge next to Kevin’s computer.

 

[Bees on Toast]

I am surprised that they didn’t just put a fridge next to Kevin’s computer.

Can't he barely run his pc? Unless he fixed that, which I doubt considering they live, you know, in complete squalor. The place would probably go up in flames if you tried that. So what I'm saying here is that that sounds like a great idea and I'm also surprised they haven't already done it.

 

[skol]

Can't he barely run his pc? Unless he fixed that, which I doubt considering they live, you know, in complete squalor. The place would probably go up in flames if you tried that. So what I'm saying here is that that sounds like a great idea and I'm also surprised they haven't already done it.

In the TUR thread in the past it was figured out that the generator they’re using has output of about 4kW.
Gaming Kevin’s gaming PC looked kinda flashy, so let’s say it might have PSU of 700/1000W. Then also 2x30W for the monitors.
Unless those dead alpacas in the pit generate electricity by the fur friction, he can’t play more that only a bit a day.
Especially that they apparently fly have some power tools that use electric motors. So whenever they do some actual work, there’s probably not enough on the grid.

 

[Oxyjen]

In the TUR thread in the past it was figured out that the generator they’re using has output of about 4kW.
Gaming Kevin’s gaming PC looked kinda flashy, so let’s say it might have PSU of 700/1000W. Then also 2x30W for the monitors.
Unless those dead alpacas in the pit generate electricity by the fur friction, he can’t play more that only a bit a day.

4000W > 1000W, so he can use his PC for as long as they keep fuelling the generator.

They do have an off-grid system with batteries though, so in theory the generator would only need to run for a few hours per day to recharge those, and would be supplemented by solar when it’s sunny.

So they don’t necessarily have a lack of power, it’s just very expensive power in terms of gasoline and janky Chinese generators they keep burning out.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

It’s been a long time since I wrote a proper Kevin and friends update, so let’s see what’s been going on. From latest to oldest:
Kevin is ready to electrolysis his facial hair. [A]

Got some more plastic crap gifted to him by a mutual [A]

Retweeted this tweet in which someone calls him a man in the replies and responds [A]

Apparently wasn’t expecting so many people to like him as a MILF (wtf) [A]

Next year his Transformers collection will be old enough to vote [A]

Wants a cat fursona [A]

Cries about Elon ruining twitter [A]

The new tranch kitten likes to play with his dirty ass septum piercing [A]

Discusses a new game Jen got, says he doesn’t particularly want it but he put it in his wishlist, which he links. [A, Steam Wishlist]

Blah blah blah, something something some dude named Finn that dresses up as a girl (and acknowledges this as such) [A]

More shit I admittedly did not read regarding JK Rowling [A]


Moving on to Neck, he just got laid off. [A]

Anything from this point on may have been covered already but we are going over it anyways. Misgendered self in tweet [A]

Idk who he misses [A]

“the trait that defines whiteness is the willingness to prioritize greed over humanity” -Neck, 2023 [A]

Apparently had a very bad year [A]

In the process of changing his name, begs for money due to the paperwork fees [A]

Spoiler: Media

Nothing new from Wedge though.

Edit: 4 years since he has been collared. [A]

 

[stupid frog]

If he's only been collecting since mid 00s, he definitely only has garbage from target or whatever as his main collection

Eldin Ring is on his wishlist, even though he allegedly bought it for (PS4?).
He also has Nier big butt robot game on his wishlist.

Most of it wouldn't load for me.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Kevin is ready to electrolysis his facial hair. [A]
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Kevin and Phil met in an electrolysis salon?? (lol)

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Credit to neck, that loaf of bread actually looks pretty tasty. Certainly better than any slop the tranchers have ever cooked up.

In the process of changing his name, begs for money due to the paperwork fees [A]
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Neck's going by Cassandra now, though? Isn't this like girlname #3 by now?