DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[clothes in my closet]

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[RougeRed]

Hot take: Bad things happening to DSP are funny. It doesn't matter if some faggot redditor did it for asspats. Complaining here about how it's cringe/not funny and how people shouldn't do stuff to fuck with Phil makes you an infinitely bigger faggot than that reddit retard is.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

10 hour Demo on EA Play on Xbox so after today and Friday it's gone unless he buys it at a later time cause he will be swamped with new releases by the end of this month and starts the new one piece game tomorrow.

He's platying the one piece demo, full game doesn't come out until friday. We all know how that playthrough is going to go. Derich or someone will flood chat with facts about One piece while phil looks away from the game anytime Robin or Nami are on screen.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Hot take: Bad things happening to DSP are funny. It doesn't matter if some faggot redditor did it for asspats. Complaining here about how it's cringe/not funny and how people shouldn't do stuff to fuck with Phil makes you an infinitely bigger faggot than that reddit retard is.

I agree as long as they don't come looking for their asspats here.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's platying the one piece demo, full game doesn't come out until friday. We all know how that playthrough is going to go. Derich or someone will flood chat with facts about One piece while phil looks away from the game anytime Robin or Nami are on screen.

He's going to be too busy looking for the Slayerbux.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

He's going to be too busy looking for the Slayerbux.

I can't wait for Piece of Peace to have epileptic fits of rage as Slayer fags up the streams with donations and One Piece trivia!

 

[Iron Hamster]

It will be a One Piece fact battle with derich

 

[JimiHendrix]

the money management aspect of the game... We all know how he is with that, gonna be crying and begging to the rivals for his bets back.

funniest example i ever saw of this was, when I beat The Witcher 3, I had like, 35,000 gold. I was fucking loaded. when phil beat the witcher 3, there's some peasant boy who shines your shoes and asks for 25g, and phil didn't fucking have it.

think he also then got his ass beat by some drunk peasants and that's how he ended his witcher 3 playthrough.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Did he run to the closet to hide his backpack or call the slave trade hotline?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave is usually so boring by himself, I don't mind if some reddit fag tries to stir something up. Posting about fucking with a lolcow for asspats though is still cringe.

 

[Crooked 16th]

One Piece isn't going to last long, There are too many busty women for Phil to try and avoid.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Slayer has a huge chubby for the game and will be whaling hard. Can't drop a cash cow until empty.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's platying the one piece demo, full game doesn't come out until friday. We all know how that playthrough is going to go. Derich or someone will flood chat with facts about One piece while phil looks away from the game anytime Robin or Nami are on screen.

Don't forget that we'll probably get a "My History with One Piece" prestream where he pretends he's the biggest One Piece fan who ever lived but will then get the most basic facts wrong. My favorite characters are Dracula Myhawk and Sanjay dood! Slayer tipped me and asked what I thought of Don-Donni-Doxxing-Dawnkweekzotay... uuuuh I have no idea who that is khkhkhkh.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember: only Phil's birthday can be mentioned.

 

[LieLieFyre]

If you're gonna do something to someone the nr1 thing you shouldn't do is go and post about it on the internet. Especially if you know that someone has a whole discord full of retards scouring the internet for any info on what might be coming. Just lets them try and prevent it from harming them.
Do it. Shut up about it. Laugh when it works.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

DSP racing games bring me joy like nothing else can. I'm so excited for Unbound.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Regarding recent doordash behaviour:
We're not about to kill you Phil, and the world isn't out to get you - I mean we're not, maybe someone actually wants you dead, we don't advocate it - but we're totally there if something inconveniences you or exposes you further for the worm you really are.

The most anybody here would ever want to happen to you physically is throwing toilet paper and rotten eggs at your house.
I dunno how many people here live near Renton let alone inside Washington, but even then no Kiwi would go through the effort of leaving bags of burning shit at your doorstep - not because some of us can't climb the gate but because realistically nobody cares that much.

But hey, if some nameless joker was in town, did just that and never fessed up, we'd eat that up good.
Just don't tell us who you are when you do. The magic will come from everybody finding out like how everybody in Cluedo discovers the victim.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Remember: only Phil's birthday can be mentioned.
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The coomer just doxxed himself to a porno girl

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Don't forget that we'll probably get a "My History with One Piece" prestream where he pretends he's the biggest One Piece fan who ever lived but will then get the most basic facts wrong. My favorite characters are Dracula Myhawk and Sanjay dood! Slayer tipped me and asked what I thought of Don-Donni-Doxxing-Dawnkweekzotay... uuuuh I have no idea who that is khkhkhkh.

Now for those of you who don't know, One Piece is a Japanese-style anime show that's pahpular in Japan, right?

 

[marlintan]

Hot take: Bad things happening to DSP are funny. It doesn't matter if some faggot redditor did it for asspats. Complaining here about how it's cringe/not funny and how people shouldn't do stuff to fuck with Phil makes you an infinitely bigger faggot than that reddit retard is.

Don't you have another cancer you should be busy surviving?