Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It was driving me nuts but I went and found it lol. I just remember Jordy being shocked by how much she had on her bottom door shelf. Filmed on Oct 31 after she quit.
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About Ozempic. One possible reason she quit is that it make some people hate the taste of some food. Since the only interest that Amber has is food, this could be scary for her.


About the new year resolutions. As other mentioned, we have all seen her mania about planning something that she will quit very shortly. I am still waiting for her showing her 100 days of weighting sheet.
 
It was driving me nuts but I went and found it lol. I just remember Jordy being shocked by how much she had on her bottom door shelf. Filmed on Oct 31 after she quit.
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Always hoarding stuff regardless what it is.
Meanwhile try to sound like such a good person by saying that people who are really needing it (diabetics) should have priority over other people.
Those shots are now wasted and useless.
 
Okay I will be kind about all of this because it's the same feelingmI get about all the "former gifted kid" memes which is where this BS probably started.

If she were as gifted as she thinks she is, she would feel some kind of way about having zero accomplishments to show in life. Yes there truly is that line of genius & insanity but there is still something to show for it. Some sort of creation. The brain CANNOT STOP at its potential and when not living up to it there wouldn't be all these baayybeee videos. There just wouldn't. She flat out shows her intelligence online.

I've mentioned before my roommate reminds me of Peetz in his learned helplessness because of his autism. He's also a hoarder and he lives with me instead of a group home. However, if you open any random notebook you will find it full of math equations, chemistry equations, physics, whatever because that's his idea of fun. He is literally a genius and took every single Math class our local state uni had to offer but couldn't get his PhD because he couldn't write his dissertation or grasp the concept of reaching out to ask for help. He worked at subway for years just cutting vegetables and has the social skills of a pinecone. Now he works doing computer shit (dude I don't understand what he does) for the state that requires no public interaction.

Long winded in his spare time he still creates but is completely batshit paranoid, hoards, asocial, won't bathe, only eats microwave shit, etc...

He went to the states private gifted boarding school for high school because their focus was math & science I went to the county public one because that focus was on the fine arts & social science. For the stem kids it's apparently an easier transition to be away from their families than the fine arts kids. Because their EQ tends to be a bit different. My stepsister went to the same school and taught at MIT now has tenure at GA Tech. I am blessed I am intelligent enough to understand I am a little above average intelligence and that my roomie and sister are soo smart their lives are absolute fucking disasters without caregivers

Smart people are driven to hang out with smart people.
Highly intelligent people have aphasia, language barriers, and stutter badly sure but again. That driving force to create and do is there.
If you've been around a genius type person you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Amber was in sped class, not gifted class.

I do wonder... Is 2023 the year Nick drops the video exposing amber? Will it be the final nail in her extra wide coffin? The clock is ticking and a wipey reveal clearly will have no effect on those views.
 
I do wonder... Is 2023 the year Nick drops the video exposing amber? Will it be the final nail in her extra wide coffin? The clock is ticking and a wipey reveal clearly will have no effect on those views.
I think the best thing to happen now would be her going after Chantal for homophobia, revealing Wipey in an act of Gay Protest, and then Nick spilling ALL and it all goes down in greasy flames. :optimistic:
 
Amber was in sped class, not gifted class.
School sperg cus boredom. Yes Amber was in SPED. I dont know if i documented this in this thread or just went down the rabbit hole on my own before (cant find my post).

Amber graduated from San Antonio Continuation High School in Los Angeles.
https://www.usnews.com/education/be...school-district/san-antonio-continuation-2584
The school Amber went to in particular caters to not-totally-SPED cases, those who do not apply themselves etc, and would otherwise not graduate with a diploma/GED in the public school system. This is where the trouble makers, the thugs, and those who are very high functioning SPED but arent diagnosed, end up.

The school averages less than 150 students a year, and very consistently has less than a 50% graduation rate. As of 2022 its 100% minority enrollment. Math and Science test scores are some of the lowest in the country. Here are some test scores for 2008, the year i believe amber should have graduated... You can see how low Los Angeles, and California as a whole scores on tests, and then cut that in half for Amber's school.

"San Antonio High School (SAHS) is a continuation high school within the Petaluma City School District. SAHS understands that some students need a more individualized program to complete high school graduation requirements. Our students receive standards based instruction a supportive, small classroom environment. The opportunity for taking additional classes for credit retrieval is provided for those students who have fallen behind in credits at the comprehensive schools. Students are supported academically as well as emotionally through access to an academic counselor, a marriage and family therapy (MFT) counselor intern, and a very supportive staff. Post high school transitions and career planning are also a vital component of the educational environment. ", To read all about the schools performance, prepared in 2010, but covering the performance for the years Amber was there.

Of note is 0% of the school is proficient in mathematics for the years covered in this report.

https://www.schooldigger.com/go/CA/schools/2271003322/school.aspx

The school is absolute garbage tier dogshit for education. Amber is the type of person California creates.
This is the current principal for LOLS.
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(Edited to add: this is a reply to the comment about Ozempic “failing” when she realized her only source of pleasure was gone. On mobile, am stupid, sorry)

Ding ding ding ding ding! Eating is Amberlynn’s only source of pleasure, and food is possibly the only thing that has ever made her orgasm (sorry for the visual but I’m still traumatized by her stupid fucking faces when she ingests garbage food. Ozempic makes you nauseated so you can’t eat as much, so it was never going to last. She’s hated every weight loss plan she’s ever followed for the same reason. The Optavia freakout was the best, as she somehow spent hundreds of dollars while bypassing the information that Optavia makes crystal clear to you up front (it’s very low-calorie, and you are allowed very little real food on the program, so no KFC bowls). The only plan that would have potentially allowed her required foodgasms was Weight Watchers, and someone figured out she cooked the books on her input figures to award herself an impossible number of points, and even that became too hard to manage after a while.

Cancer didn’t stop her addiction to garbage calories, meaning nothing else will, short of locking her on an inpatient unit and wiring her jaw shut.
 
She’ goes on to say there a shortage for real diabetics but I swear to god on a reaction channel she had like 10 boxes hoarded up in the door of her refrigerator after she quit….
She’s not lying about this. It’s pretty much impossible to get in Australia and has been for months. The diabetic users are really suffering. Evidently as a country we pay less to the manufacturer than they can get in the US, so what they make goes there first. Supposedly they will be geared up to produce more by April 2023.

As for “hoarding”, those boxes may just contain extra injection tips, rather than the pen. She stayed pretty low dose, and the white/red box is the lower dose one. The 1mg is in a white/green box. Why hoard a lower dose one when you know you have to be moved to the higher dose after 2-3 months. It would make sense though to pick up you complete prescription (with repeats) when you’re a shut in like ALR pretty much is.

Alternatively, she might not have had Jade change the tip each time. At over a grand a prescription, I doubt she’s actually hoarding the medication.
It was driving me nuts but I went and found it lol. I just remember Jordy being shocked by how much she had on her bottom door shelf. Filmed on Oct 31 after she quit.
Slight TMI, but I use an injectable medication for an autoimmune disorder. My specialist made it very clear I should always have an extra box (1 month supply) in my fridge in case for some reason I can’t pick it up. Mine’s even more expensive than ozempic, so pharmacies don’t keep it in stock and I have to get it ordered in and wait for it to arrive each time. While usually okay, I did have an issue when travelling.

Release date on an Amber video has very little meaning as she’s well know for filming clips well in advance of editing them into a scrappy multi-day video to release sometime in the future. Plus, she’s not the only person in that apartment. For all we know Jade may be prescribed it.
 
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How can she continue to wear that shirt without expecting a Hambergler joke
Maybe Jade could roleplay Fifty Shades of McDick's.

Smack Fat Albert's shelf ass and make her "inner Goddess" come out before she gets her 40 piece chicken mcpinkslime.

"Robble Robble!"
(SMACK!)
"Ahhh! Robble! Robble!"
(SMACK!)
"Is that...Mayor McCheese?"
 
ffs the only thing she's not pretending to track are her bowel movements, and that's something she really should be keeping an eye on considering how full of shit she is.
Maybe she won't need an extra large coffin when she dies, they can just give her an enema and bury her in a shoe box.
 
Oh yeah, and one more thing about lipedema/lymphedema: guess which one has occurrences of cellulitis associated with it? I'll give you a hint, Hamtard. It ain't lipedema, you lying POS. In fact, there are basically two dx that would fit that her like an Omar's Custom Tent and Muumuu product. One would be lipo-lymphedema and the other is just being a gigantic fucking fat ass.

So on IG she said she’s going to push thru gallbladder pain and rapidly lose weight, so than someone said well than go back on Ozempic which was actually working. She’ goes on to say there a shortage for real diabetics but I swear to god on a reaction channel she had like 10 boxes hoarded up in the door of her refrigerator after she quit….

Sure she is. That will last about as long as anything else she does.
 
Ozempic might be hard to come by, but there are other things that are similar, Wegovy is one, Trulicity is another.
None of it matters, Amber doesn't want to lose weight.
Wegovy would be doable at lowest dose, if she can access it, because it’s the same drug. It’s even more expensive than ozempic though. Hence the reason Novo Nordisk switched production from ozempic to Wegovy, and in doing so, created the ozempic shortage that’s fucking over the diabetics it was designed and labelled for. Wegovy is not approved for diabetics in many countries (I don’t know about the US), so those for whom this medication was developed and approved for are being severely disadvantaged because fat arses that want an easy weightloss solution, are consuming as much as the manufacturer can make. That’s “Fat Privilege “ if ever we see it. LOL!

Just follow the money trail. Trulicity is also in very short supply. It should also be available again around the same time Ozempic will be. Different manufacturer, but the problem is linked. As ozempic became unavailable to diabetics, they were switched to Trulicity. Both manufacturers have had to upsize plants to meet current demands.
 
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The lipoedema stuff is so fucking tired not here but from her, for her, it is such a shit excuse because we know she gorges like 8000 calories a day so obviously you gain weight. So yes your lipo does make you gain weight but you're continually gouging.

I do want to see Nick just go scorched earth on the cunt though because he has reach and finally after 6 years we can end this fucking charade of "I don't like eating." UwU. She is just a shit nasty person who is so lazy she cannot even point a camera and earn more than people who work their asses off.

We all know she is equally as worse as Chantal but she is far more insecure and narcissistic than Chins. She will go after her for clout though.
 
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Apparently, at the 45ish minute mark of KG's livestream, Amber appeared in Justine's chat. Justine didn't notice until 46:30 when it was all over, and pretty much continued the livestream the way she always does (except to offer the challenge that if Amber reaches her goal weight, Justine will quit vaping).

Narc Alert made the comment in the chat "can I kick her Justine", and another mod asked the same. Amber started stirring up a bit of trouble in the chat, asking Justine why she was triggered over Amber's bullet journal, and The Narc Alert 'timed her out' for that comment. Narc Alert justified it by saying Amber "came in defensive not friendly", and that she didn't set a time for it, just timed her out. Ten minutes later, Justine's audience finds this post on Amber's channel - while the live was still running - saying that Amber was blocked. Justine stops the reaction to read the comment. Amber's comments don't seem to be in the chat anymore.

Justine's fans started responding to Amber on this post, reminding her that it was Amber who blocked Justine (over the scooter incident).

So, long story short: Amber appeared in KG's chat to start shit for attention. The Narc Alert took the bait and reacted to her bullshit instead of just ignoring it, and ... Begun, the Gorl Wars have. Congrats, "Merc", you just got outsmarted by Big-Brain Amber (well, she DOES have a 145 IQ, so....)

The Ambabies are trying to keep this absurd slap-fight-over-nothing going. This was posted in the comments of Justine's live today:
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GodDAMN dude..... Have you ever considered a future in kiwi farming? I mean, you'll be dragged for being an Ambaby, but still.
 
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