Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
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This was just yesterday saying how he like Cynthia
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We're really going for the full spiral this week
 
I think Nick is reaching that point where the tail (his hugbox) is starting to wag the dog. The further this goes, the more dependent on that collection of total losers he becomes and the more he invites them on the inside, the more they are going to want to have their own say.
He looks defeated and lost.
No one wanted this to happen. We warned him that this would happen and he called us incels and said we should kill ourselves. I will laugh at the downfall but it's still sad to see someone i enjoyed so much spiral like this.
 
Despite what someone might think is 'ok' no matter how funny they view it - everyone must understand at some point furthering rhetoric shifting away from positive progress will eventually serve negative results -- especially when viewed as a justification!
Did you actually write all this shit or is this some GPT-3 shit? Because I didn't read it.
 
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nicholas didn't reply (:_(
I'm also getting tired of the "jilted about internet daddy" cope. I both have, and am, a perfectly fine dad already, you were just an internet funny man with a unique look at a subject I wasn't well versed in. Which is why it is so easy for me to call you a retarded faggot, words I would never use for my actual dad, now that you are being a retarded faggot. Faggot retard.
Did you actually write all this shit or is this some GPT-3 shit? Because I didn't read it.
The repetition of the key phrases like that is a GPT-3 thing I've noticed.
 
Lmfaoooo. Hold on that's not Nick's right? He didn't really get a tatt of Drex with Lady R? Either way getting a tattoo of some other guy is gay and cucked af
The brown was edited in, but the awful tattoo is still real

he's supposed to be having a fun dnd session and he's opting to yell in locals chat the entire time with this look on his face
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Doesn’t care so much he’s more focused on getting into slap fight than having fun playing a game lmao

He looks and sounds completely defeated right now on stream, looks like he took too much MDMA this weekend
Holy shit he looks miserable. You got what you paid for, Nick
 
Either he's faking it or literally abusing substances to the point he's now fucking retarded.
He ain't faking it. He's legit MATI as fuck right now.

RETARD! RETARD! RETARD!


I'm gonna make this the next thing. You guys watch!

What the fuck is he trying to say? Did he drizzle his nipples in Bacon Grease instead of the usual Candle Wax ‽
No, I think he might actually be making light of what's going on in there. At least I hope (In B4 it turns out he's just as degen).

In fact, for only $5 a month, there's a good chance people might sign up just to fuck with him. We saw that guy quoting Bible versus earlier.
 
With how fast he is morally deteriorating, he'll be saying this about his own kids soon.

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The contempt he shows for his children really does put some of his previous statements in a new light. I wonder how long it's gone unnoticed under the presumption of it being jokey or off-handed.
 
If us laughing at him for being a degenerate retard makes us cancel mob Karens, then he has spent the last five years being a GigaKaren prudelord for all the laughing at and insulting of degenerates he used to do. Or is he now going to back off of that and go apologize to Jack Murphy, iDubbbz, Ralph, and every other piece of shit he ripped into for his entire public career?
It's as though he has set out to cultivate attributes of all the people he has ever mocked. The exhibitionism of Preston Poulter, the faux-masculinity of Jack Murphy, the simp horde of Monica Rial, the thirstiness of Russell Greer, the religious larping of Melinda Scott, and the contrarian obstinacy (and driving skills) of Ethan Ralph. With their powers combined, he is Captain Hypocrisy.

As a former fan and stream enjoyer, I am truly baffled and dismayed.
 
I just realized this is going to be an interesting comparison of who is more insane and unhinged, terminally online weebs or wine moms. It seems that Nick is just struggling atm with the two fanbases clashing (on top of some mid life crisis being mixed in), with some overlap of more conservative post-Vic boomers feuding with horny post-Vic boomers. Once there is a "Night of the Long Katana" of the Vic and adjacent people, the level of instability and drama of his community will be interesting to see.

Overall it is a good grift move, but the wine moms enable his worst behaviors. I think he is going to sleep with one of these groupies and its going to deeply unset his personal life, possibly leading to messy public divorce because his wife can't handle being the one being cucked. He is also trading out socially awkward dweebs that he easily run circles around for some socially savy cunts that probably know how to get savage in interpersonal dramas. The shitty emo tattoo is like them branding themselves onto his body already.
 
He ain't faking it. He's legit MATI as fuck right now.

RETARD! RETARD! RETARD!


I'm gonna make this the next thing. You guys watch!


No, I think he might actually be making light of what's going on in there. At least I hope (In B4 it turns out he's just as degen).

In fact, for only $5 a month, there's a good chance people might sign up just to fuck with him. We saw that guy quoting Bible versus earlier.
I for one am looking forward to joining the Ligma Mindset Order or whatever dumb shit they got.
 
Since I actually bought a nun costume today for the next stream, a suggestion on chudbuds prompted me to do a little lyrical styling. Presented for your approval:

How do you solve a problem like Rekieta?
How do you take his booze and put it down?
How do you find a word that means Rekieta?
A hypocrite?
A will-o-the-grift?
A clown?
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do know the measure of a man?
Oh how do you solve a problem like Rekieta?
How do you hold a balldo in your hand?
 
A midlife crisis is pretty much like puberty with money. I kind of feel for the guy. I think he's going to regret this period of his life but he might as well enjoy it until someone posts revenge porn in his locals or his wife gets jealous and leaves him or he gets crabs from some lonely lady. He keeps repeating "parasocial" as a pejorative towards Kiwis but we're not the ones wanting his attention. He gives it voluntarily because he's addicted to the Internet.

Very sad. Many such cases!
 
With how fast he is morally deteriorating, he'll be saying this about his own kids soon.
He has been real clear recently how much everything in the last 20 years of his life has just been awful. Those damn kids ruined his wife's body. They took away all his fun. They kept him from being who he really is. They created a situation where relatives could boss him around and made his life into slavery.
He seems like another guy who peaked in high school and can't handle adulthood.
 
Nicky looks pretty strung out. Looks like he is aging pretty fast. The alcoholism is catching up with him.

Doesn't look like anyone is having fun with that shitty game.
The three people I don't know often seem to be enjoying things. I think QBG
Quarter Black Garret is former production dude for Crowder and now for Nerdrotic, does other shit
invited Rackets and then Nick wound up being a wet bag, souring things a bit for QBG initially. He's grown a bit more.

This shit can also heavily depend on DM. For new players, I encourage Out of Play (OoP) chat. This is where you help explain rules, talk strategy and generally just bullshit while not as your character. You don't want a game full of dick jokes while nothing gets done, but you also don't want new players to not be able to ask for advice or ideas. Balancing a group between seasoned players and newbies can be really difficult.

It also sucks because the DM is doing a really good job of presenting the game and adapting to the party. Not only with good visuals and audio, but also he does a lot of good skill checks and presents some fun obstacles. You never want the group always gliding. Let them relish their triumphs and consistently challenge them them in interesting ways.
 
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