Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Krave]

First-time poster in this thread, but I've been checking out Chibi's shenanigans for years now, and he has become one of my favorite lolcows to read about.

Anyway, I searched for the part of the stream where the light was turned off, and it's such a typical Chibi moment. In other words: autistic and awkward as fuck.

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• Chibi not saying anything, only following the person who is turning off the light with his eyes
• also no interaction whatsoever from the other person, not even a simple "good night" (this person asked an unintelligible question 1 or 2 minutes prior, something like "are you going to bed?", to which Chibi responded with only a "no")
• the awkward silence as Chibi sits in complete darkness, obviously not liking the fact the lights are out

Yeah, these people who he is with already hate his guts, lmao.

Bonus:

Happy Chibi
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Sad Chibi
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Judging by the 'click-clacking' of the controller, I'd say it's more than likely a Gamecube controller, especially considering Toadstool Tour was a Gamecube game. Emulator or summin.

Either way, go the fuck outside and smoke a cigarette or something dude, they're only like $5 over there, gotta be more meaningful than this.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

He streamed for 3.5 MORE HOURS after the light switch was turned off, with the bings bings and the clicky fucking controller and pretending to talk to people in his chat. Bad ass arc in full flow right now.

His roommates have likely filled their socks with vending machine canned coffees and beaten him to death with them overnight.

Spoiler: wristband

Still hasn't taken off the masking tape wristband

 

[Team TERF]

Imagine visiting a foreign country and spending most of the time glued to Discord, Twitter, and Twitch.

 

[Cap-tan]

I feel bad for his roommates. I feel bad for Japan. I thought this trip would bring some "oh chibi, you autistic rascal" moments but this hurts bad.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Imagine visiting a foreign country and spending most of the time glued to Discord, Twitter, and Twitch.

I don't know, that might be more common than we think it is.

 

[Team TERF]

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The icing on this shit covered cake is that the stream ends with a good ole' fashion rage quit.

Out of curiosity, I looked up the speedrun he's doing (which looks like Ring Attack 100%, where you play 1P, 2P, 3P, and 4P modes back-to-back).

Chibi was over 5 hours deep into his run before ragequitting before finishing 3P mode (so presumably not even 75% through the run). The record is 2 hours, 37 minutes. All but one time on the leaderboard are under 5 hours.

And I am assuming this is a game Chibi has run before.

He's not even good at bing bing wahooing fast.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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綺麗 only has a な if it's in front of a noun you stupid nigger.

Okay, I knew the Chibi Japan Arc would be funny. I expected the terrible quality cosplay in public places with no shame, the sperging over ramen and other mundane shit you can get in America, etc.

But the fucking "uhm ackchually" cultural elitism he's adopted after like 3 days in the country + the broken Google Translate kanji writing under various e-whore postings... It's comedy gold. Chibi really is one of the best modern non-troon cows. Shine on, you autistic bastard.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Ngl, guys, wearing either a Joker cosplay or a bathrobe in Japan during the day while, at night, speedrunning Mario Golf in a dark room loudly with a bunch of people who hate me is definitely my dream holiday. I must say, Chibi has done it, he's made me... jealous. He's won. This is his most epic W yet.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Out of curiosity, I looked up the speedrun he's doing (which looks like Ring Attack 100%, where you play 1P, 2P, 3P, and 4P modes back-to-back).

Chibi was over 5 hours deep into his run before ragequitting before finishing 3P mode (so presumably not even 75% through the run). The record is 2 hours, 37 minutes. All but one time on the leaderboard are under 5 hours.

And I am assuming this is a game Chibi has run before.

He's not even good at bing bing wahooing fast.

Interesting to note. The current world record holder for that category, Spyfox26, was active in chat during the later hours of the stream.

 

[BrainSand63]

I love this dumb nigger. Who else would be autistic enough to do this? And how did his roommates not blanket party his ass after he went to bed? Even halfway across the world this dude never ceases to entertain

 

[Spaded Dave]

He streamed for 3.5 MORE HOURS after the light switch was turned off, with the bings bings and the clicky fucking controller and pretending to talk to people in his chat. Bad ass arc in full flow right now.

His roommates have likely filled their socks with vending machine canned coffees and beaten him to death with them overnight.

Spoiler: wristband

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Still hasn't taken off the masking tape wristband

This shit is why other countries hate us.

 

[Wodanaz]

I think I speak for everyone when I say "Jesus fucking christ."

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

So i'm kind of confused with this whole group thing Chibi is with. Are these 'friends', fellow speedrunners, fellow stranger tourists that are staying together to save money, or etc? I'm just kind of confused with Chibi's relations with the people he went to japan with. Especially if they gotta put up with his late night streaming antics.

 

[KEKleon]

Sometimes I remember cringe social moments I've had in the past but streaming while on vacation in Japan and annoying every person around you just lets me know I have yet to hit rock bottom. Thank you, chibi, you are truly inspiring.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

So i'm kind of confused with this whole group thing Chibi is with. Are these 'friends', fellow speedrunners, fellow stranger tourists that are staying together to save money, or etc? I'm just kind of confused with Chibi's relations with the people he went to japan with. Especially if they gotta put up with his late night streaming antics.

Chances are they are complete randoms who were unfortunate enough to book the same group tour he did, and didn't think at the time of booking that having to share a room would be such a big deal because they didn't know people like him could exist.

 

[SandyCat]

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*BING*
*BING*
*WAHOO*

Reminds me of the incident from 7 years ago. Looks like he's still at it

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Same room, I believe. I can’t wrap my head around this. Those controllers are so fucking loud and he’s not whispering either. I guess if his group is mostly old people, then they’re probably very tired after a day of walking and sightseeing and will sleep soundly, hopefully.

Either that or they invested in ear plugs.

He streamed for 3.5 MORE HOURS after the light switch was turned off, with the bings bings and the clicky fucking controller and pretending to talk to people in his chat. Bad ass arc in full flow right now.

His roommates have likely filled their socks with vending machine canned coffees and beaten him to death with them overnight.

Spoiler: wristband

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Still hasn't taken off the masking tape wristband

Faggot is wearing his yukata all wrong. Right side over left is how they bury the dead in Japan. That's a huge faux pas but again he's saved by the fact he's a fucking gaijin. Or maybe the picture is reversed. Can't tell.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Idk if this sounds odd, but I'm confused as to how a person like this structures their fundamental sense of motivation.

He goes to Japan, but then he sits around playing loud videogames and uses it mainly as an excuse to tweet at E-girls...except I don't know why he's tweeting at E-girls, because clearly even if they suddenly decided to be with him he'd be abandoning them in bed to go play videogames, while using them mainly as an excuse to brag online.

Except if he gets money/clout online, he uses that to tweet at e-girls or travel/do gay cosplay, which he just uses to brag to people online.

I don't think this is a complete human being. He's like one of those infants born with severe birth defects who are technically biologically alive and they'll respond to stimuli, but beyond base reflexes they have no consciousness. His primitive reward system will activate in response to videogame, or food, or sight of woman, or social validation, but beyond that the synapses fire off into nothing but a mush of undeveloped grey matter.

 

[Marche]

Idk if this sounds odd, but I'm confused as to how a person like this structures their fundamental sense of motivation.

He goes to Japan, but then he sits around playing loud videogames and uses it mainly as an excuse to tweet at E-girls...except I don't know why he's tweeting at E-girls, because clearly even if they suddenly decided to be with him he'd be abandoning them in bed to go play videogames, while using them mainly as an excuse to brag online.

Except if he gets money/clout online, he uses that to tweet at e-girls or travel/do gay cosplay, which he just uses to brag to people online.

I don't think this is a complete human being. He's like one of those infants born with severe birth defects who are technically biologically alive and they'll respond to stimuli, but beyond base reflexes they have no consciousness. His primitive reward system will activate in response to videogame, or food, or sight of woman, or social validation, but beyond that the synapses fire off into nothing but a mush of undeveloped grey matter.

autism

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Probably the same as Chris, autism mixed with an unwarranted ego he developed as he grew up. There's a lot of people like this out there. You don't know about them because, well, who the hell cares? Chibi just got "lucky" because of what happened at GDQ.