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given what we know about liquid chris, what are the odds he used the chris voice in bed with kacey
considering the backbone of their marriage comprised of trolling chris, probably really high

"Kacey" (aka Seaenna was it?) was disgusted by Chris, at least at the end. I doubt he was gonna do more make her laugh when they were together with his Chris impersonation
 
Could it be that Chris isn't finding a home because the tugboat is turned off? If going to jail didn't do it, going to Western State certainly did, and any savings Chris had might have gotten seized in his most recent debt lawsuit.

Any group home would want his tugboat hitting their bank account like clockwork. If they have to argue with the government to get it turned back on, that can take months, and there's probably no group home willing to give him free room and board for 90 days or however long it takes.
 
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Could it be that Chris isn't finding a home because the tugboat is turned off? If going to jail didn't do it, going to Western State certainly did, and any savings Chris had might have gotten seized in his most recent debt lawsuit.

Any group home would want his tugboat hitting their bank account like clockwork. If they have to argue with the government to get it turned back on, that can take months, and there's probably no group home willing to give him free room and board for 90 days or however long it takes.
Naa. Chris is still in "the system's" care, which means he's in the government's group home care. If Chris had money, or a family he didn't fuck (literally), then he probably could be set up in a nicer setting, though I don't know how this stuff works in Virginia.

As fucked up as Chris's current situation is, at least he isn't on the eastern part of the state with urban group homes like around Richmond, then again, anywhere the state puts him isn't going to be very nice.
 
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Naa. Chris is still in "the system's" care, which means he's in the government's group home care. If Chris had money, or a family he didn't fuck (literally), then he probably could be set up in a nicer setting, though I don't know how this stuff works in Virginia.

As fucked up as Chris's current situation is, at least he isn't on the eastern part of the state with urban group homes like around Richmond, then again, anywhere the state puts him isn't going to be very nice.
I don't think Chris has been removed from jail because I didn't get a VINElink message about him being moved.

Could he be shipped to Richmond? Richmond is still in the state of Virginia and Chris's only significant family member is Barb, who he should be kept away from. He's adapted reasonably well to jail so even if he isn't in the nicest facility he can probably adapt to a group home eventually.
"This facility is 2/5 stars."
 
Could it be that Chris isn't finding a home because the tugboat is turned off? If going to jail didn't do it, going to Western State certainly did, and any savings Chris had might have gotten seized in his most recent debt lawsuit.

Any group home would want his tugboat hitting their bank account like clockwork. If they have to argue with the government to get it turned back on, that can take months, and there's probably no group home willing to give him free room and board for 90 days or however long it takes.
My guess for the main hold up is there's currently a shortage of spaces due to covid backlogs and related things.

I'm not sure how it works but I assume that would be a good excuse for whoever is running a group home to try and push Chris somewhere else since they'll have enough issues to deal with without having an infamous transsexual sex pest as a resident (Chris has been on the news so I'm sure at this point even the average boomer in Virginia knows about him).
 
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My guess for the main hold up is there's currently a shortage of spaces due to covid backlogs and related things.

I'm not sure how it works but I assume that would be a good excuse for whoever is running a group home to try and push Chris somewhere else since they'll have enough issues to deal with without having an infamous transsexual sex pest as a resident (Chris has been on the news so I'm sure at this point even the average boomer in Virginia knows about him).
I think part of the issue too is how to place him. Libtards and trannies will ree if a true and honest women was housed as male and not with other women. While the staff fears he might do some healing if they give him access.
 
I doubt any home wants to deal with the potential medical expenses should/when he gets his nose broken upon release.
"Sorry, Billy... we can't go out for pizza this month... we have to take Chris to Urgent Care again..."
 
Anyone saved that End of Chrisvangelion video? It got taken off YouTube and I can't find it anywhere.
 
I doubt any home wants to deal with the potential medical expenses should/when he gets his nose broken upon release.
"Sorry, Billy... we can't go out for pizza this month... we have to take Chris to Urgent Care again..."
No home would want him because as soon as Chris' whereabouts get leaked, weens will swarm the home and constantly call the number. Sending him to a home is inviting a bunch of idiots to harass the staff and upset the mentally compromised residents. They'd be much better off setting him up with a guardian/conservator who'll use his tugboat to get him subsidized housing, where he can exist separate from the other tards.
 
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I hate his never ending tard luck, Chris never deserved a competent yet long suffering lawyer like Heilberg, I'd love to have had him been given a poorly paid representative with no history of law to just give him a poor trial that ends up with him behind bars far longer than he should. It would smack some sense into him to actually suffer repercussions that he couldn't use his mental defences and face the gravity of his situation. Him realising what he's done would actually might lead him to realising what a fuck up he is, and he would really have to try and pick his life up, even though that would certainly never happen.
 
Baked Alaska got off with 60 days in jail a fine and 2 years probation. So maybe there's hope for lardass yet.
 
According to mylife.com Barb is no longer at 14 branchland ct



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I hate his never ending tard luck, Chris never deserved a competent yet long suffering lawyer like Heilberg, I'd love to have had him been given a poorly paid representative with no history of law to just give him a poor trial that ends up with him behind bars far longer than he should. It would smack some sense into him to actually suffer repercussions that he couldn't use his mental defences and face the gravity of his situation. Him realising what he's done would actually might lead him to realising what a fuck up he is, and he would really have to try and pick his life up, even though that would certainly never happen.
I don't know, but Heilberg seems to be a pretty good troll for Chris, after all, he was able to get Chris locked up in an insane asylum, which Chris feared for his entire life. I think Chris is going to hit in the head when he finally gets out and realizes how much his life is fucked from all this. Currently, he's content to sit in his cell, thinking he's Jesus, and completely away from social media. Chris will definitely try out his new ChrisChan Cult after he gets out, which will mean he won't hesitate to get back onto social media, and only then will realize how fucked up his life is. So far, outside of the Idea Guys and maybe a few others, he really hasn't had interactions will the really bad side of the internet, and was always viewed as that lovable oafish tard, but now, after all this, people won't look at him in the same way or give him the benefit of the doubt.
According to mylife.com Barb is no longer at 14 branchland ct



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Now this is interesting. The vague amount of information on the address doesn't seem to correspond with any of the senior living centers in that zip code, and the other information sites show her still at 14 Branchland.
 
so next hearing is august and we don't know what the charges are yet?
Only outside contact is viva praetor grifters and Kengle?
 
so next hearing is august and we don't know what the charges are yet?
Only outside contact is viva praetor grifters and Kengle?
Chris's charges were upgraded to felony incest last summer, however his lawyer threw down the tard card and is trying to get him off on an autism defense. However, the courts just didn't dismiss the charges and instead, put Chris in a year long examination period. At the end of July 2023 is when Chris will be seen by the courts again.

Basically, in my opinion, they're seeing just how autistic Chris is. If he can actually function all right, is "high functioning", then there's a chance he will catch those charges. If not, then it's probably more time in the system.
 
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