Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

>”how about one item per swatting…”

Harry might as well have said “SWAT me if you’d like to see this get more entertaining.” I get that he’s trying to deter Ralph from escalating, but there are lots of mischievous people out there besides Ralph who want to see it escalate anyway, and this is just telling them how to expedite the process.

Yeah TBH I don't think that was a big-brain maneuver. I suspect Groypers or groups like Plate Gang or even wild cards like Metokur Forums and lolcow.farm might use that as carte-blache to SWAT.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

if dime bags of the ashes are sold i promise to get one and snort a line

What about using one as a seasoning for a BBQ?

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

Is Ralph a fat piece of shit? Yes.
Is this all a good laugh? Absolutely.
But this is also really gay, feels like it is going too far and is asking for trouble. Morris seems like anything but a hero but not as dumb as Vickers, yet.

It feels like there is a powder keg waiting to explode at this stupid event, like the Anchorman news team fights. We have Gunt, Morris, Vickers, Servicing Agents, retarded fans, autistic interlopers, possibly police and who knows who the fuck else. Ralph is a retard that isn't worth any of this attention.

Everything you just said sounds hilarious. Why am I not supposed to want to see these people blow themselves up again?

 

[ddlloo]

Context: I understand people hate the Gunt and rightfully so. He is a vile fat fuck who has never had a job and refused to drive his mom to dialysis. I get it. I have nothing but disdain for the Gunt.
I just don't understand why Morris' actions are somehow awesome and Vickers' are cringe.
Don't understand the actions of either.

I'm not going to tell you off for moralising and say the farms isn't the place for that, I just want to say that so far Harry doesn't hold a candle to Vickers when it comes to the impotent seething and betrayal of his own kid, and the laughs have been far more plentiful early on with this father-in-law.

Vickers attacked his own daughter and aired all her dirty laundry.
Thus far Morris hasn't done that.

Vickers was always rage filled, and that came across with every interaction.
Morris seems spiteful, yeah, but he's playful about what he does.

Maybe things change. But thus far Mr Morris hasn't called his daughter a lying slut and threatened to cut her and her child off from all future support and to call the cops on her for stealing her siblings shoes, for example. (Vickers has also involved his underage children in this on multiple occasions, which I personally find one of the most distasteful aspects.)

FWIW this is coming from someone who found Vickers to be on the nose from his very first public interactions, when he and Ralph were trading "sir's" on twitter. Harry has done a bunch of 'distasteful' things, but thus far nothing that crosses any of my personal lines. The fact he has done this and still managed to be very, very, funny is a near miracle.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I don't know what the state or federal laws are on human remains. BUT HE HAS TO AUCTION THE URN. Or maybe divvy it up. Get 1/100th of the ashes, what a deal!

If something like this actually happens we will need to get a piece of Sandra to key locations in the Ralph lore.
Someone has to spread a piece of her in Knoxville. Someone has to spread her at Lisbon.
During a hot morning I will drive a piece of her to my local hospital and spread her near where they perform dialysis.
Part of her has to go to Memphis. Part of her has to rest in Mexico. Part of her has to go to some Louisiana swampland. Part of her should be spread on Jim's driveway.
Through our collective effort, Sandra can finally rest.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Yeah TBH I don't think that was a big-brain maneuver. I suspect Groypers or groups like Plate Gang or even wild cards like Metokur Forums and lolcow.farm might use that as carte-blache to SWAT.

“How to get fucked with on the Internet” — Exhibit 1: tell the trolls which buttons to press.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Harry's ebay listings are down.

You get this error message on all listings

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Harry's ebay listings are down.
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Not only are they down, people who bid are getting perma-banned. Piggy is angry.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

I get it. You have no morals. And you can fuck off.

Moralfagging on KF never gets old.
The horse can go and fuck a cactus, and whatever her father does is still far better than what she has involved herself with.
"Why can't he just sit there like a bitch and just hope for his little foal?"
Everybody already knows she's a retard pedo. If fucking with Ralph is what he wants to do is his prerogative in this situation. What does he lose by doing this? The respect her the gunt and yours? Fucking worth it in my opinion.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I can honestly say its wild how Ethan Ralph can have children out of spite and be rightfully shunned while Vickers and Morris are using their children for some weird internet spite crusade and that's fine.
Will admit buying Ronnie's BB gun is funny.

Nobody here likes Vickers. Null himself called him a shit father. Harry gets ridiculed too for posting pictures of his daughter dressed as Greta and asking women to show feet. We're just laughing at the trashfire like always. It's not like Harry is a Kiwifarmer who has to play by our rules. In my opinion, if the gunt abuses and impregnates your daughter you earn the right to fuck with him in return. I wouldn't even be mad if he beat the shit out of Ralph for it.

 

[Muad'Dick]

It's not like Harry is a Kiwifarmer...

But what if he was? He's been around the internets for long enough and Ralph isn't his first rodeo when it comes to trolling.

THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

 

[Cad an Hell]

Not only are they down, people who bid are getting perma-banned. Piggy is angry.

What's the reason given?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Imagine Gunt’s master plan to get revenge is to get married LMAO. Gunt loves to own himself. A second child support payment wasn’t enough, he wants to add alimony for good measure. Five star days ya’ll

All this crap would have been Pantsu’s post-divorce anyway to satisfy a small part of the unpaid alimony/ child support debt, Harry just maximizing the profits for her.

My favourite thing about Ethan is his spectacular ability to hobble himself trying to upset everybody else. He's actually gearing up to legally marry and financially tie himself to a woman who:

1) Is the sloppy seconds of a stinky goblin with a grotesque penis (albeit not that much worse than Ralph's)

2) Has no reasonable prospects of a career

3) Is fully capable of having affairs and inserting herself into other people's relationships. She was also allegedly banging prostitutes with Ralph while pregnant although if memory serves, Ralph is the source of information on that, so he may have just said that to sound like a badass or some dumb shit.

4) Lies about rape in order to save face when caught in the act

5) Is annoying as fuck. You can guarantee that when she's doing those shrill, screeching anime girl affectations in private, he looks at her the way he looked at Corinne when she called him a bitch-ass nigger.

6) Facilitated the grooming and abuse of vulnerable young women like Faith (a literal teenager) and Alice and is now in charge of a female infant of her own. (Gator's just as contemptible for this because he happily smeared Faith as long as Ralph threw some pennies his way.)

Poor Rozy has to look forward to internalising all these bullshit ideas about how it's acceptable for a man to treat you like absolute dogshit because it's good enough for mommy.

7) Literal weeks ago he abandoned in a foreign country with the baby and texted her that he doesn't want to be in a relationship because he "doesn't like anyone and anything anymore" and is "very keen on dying soon"

8 ) Is very quick to text the family about Ralph's many substance binges and the tantrums that follow, so it'll be pretty easy to demonstrate that he's a useless piece of shit to any family court when necessary. Also it's incredibly embarrassing when he's trying to convince the in-laws that he and Pant Suit are destined to be together or whatever the fuck.

9) He only trots out when he needs to paint a false picture of how happy, wholesome and 5 star their home life is (or to objectify her to his vanishing audience).

The sooner Rozy is away from both of those mouthbreathers, the better. They deserve eachother and the subsequent hell their union will create.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

What's the reason given?

Boilerplate “permanently suspended”. No specific reason given. Always use throwaways kids.

Harry has said he will now only field offers directly and any hopes of Ralph paypigs buying shit off him to return to Ralph is out the window.

Also according to his tweets the BB gun has been destroyed do to an accident when he was presumably swat this evening.

Anyone under a belief that the swattings this summer weren’t connected to him is a fool at this point.

 

[The Wokest]

Are these trash-burger grease stains? Is Ralph a messy eater?

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

I can honestly say its wild how Ethan Ralph can have children out of spite and be rightfully shunned while Vickers and Morris are using their children for some weird internet spite crusade and that's fine.
Will admit buying Ronnie's BB gun is funny.

Pink Triangle says what?

 

[EyeGuy]

Debate user @Big Al's Famous Pork on ethics in aylawging.

 

[KKKaan]

Double post:
Decent parents dont do this.

Stop being a fag.

 

[Farglemark]

I don't know who they think they are fucking with

 

[MeltyTW]

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Piss in the ashes
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