DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mighty Pigmask]

even if posted as a joke, it does nothing but give DSP ammo.

So what? Who actually gives a fuck? He will always be a victim and a martyr, always. If you want to fuck with him make sure you get the job done. If you don't want to fuck with him shut your bitch ass up, you won't do anything but turn people against you and be an annoying internet hall monitor. You can't regulate or control what these people will do. They certainly won't give a flying fuck if some reddit faggot is against gay ops or think it makes "us" look bad.

We will always look bad in the eyes of DarkSyde delusional Phil, and some normie faggots who think he's just another "content creator" trying to make a living in this harsh world.

The one thing I think is important is that if you decide to fuck with him, don't flex about it on Twitter like the lawsuit retard Erick Miller, or this redditor moron. Do your business and come back with results. There's no "us", but there's certainly many who will laugh at you if you fail, so consider that.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Why are DSP whales so hard to get a hold of? Every time I see one their social media accounts use all measures of protection like no accepting messages from strangers, not accepting friend requests, no e-mail to display. Nothing. Some of them are the biggest perverts and you see them post all kinds of fucked up shit and getting involved with degenerate stuff but God forbid some random guy tries to interact with them. This is some sheltered faggot shit right here.

 

[Gout]

Why are DSP whales so hard to get a hold of? Every time I see one their social media accounts use all measures of protection like no accepting messages from strangers, not accepting friend requests, no e-mail to display. Nothing. Some of them are the biggest perverts and you see them post all kinds of fucked up shit and getting involved with degenerate stuff but God forbid some random guy tries to interact with them. This is some sheltered faggot shit right here.

Because Phil has brainwashed them into thinking their lives are in immediate danger due to the trolls. Phil has conditioned his fans into thinking trolls are out to get 'em every waking moment, when in reality all people would do is prove Phil is a scam artist.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Now for those of you who don't know, One Piece is a Japanese-style anime show that's pahpular in Japan, right?

"I used to be a huge fan of this pirate-style Japanese anime cartoon back in the day"
"I used to own all the episodes on VHS when it came out"
"sadly because I haven't kept up with it I have no idea what's going on and all these new characters now (proceeds to call Luffy a new character he hasn't seen before)"

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Because Phil has brainwashed them into thinking their lives are in immediate danger due to the trolls. Phil has conditioned his fans into thinking trolls are out to get 'em every waking moment, when in reality all people would do is prove Phil is a scam artist.

Yea. It's weird because many of them are there not for DSP, but for the attention and socializing in the dent community. Then they have the catch 22 of wanting to Dox themselves for clout but also shelter themselves from Da Trollllz.

It'd be interesting to see if there was an especially big correlation between excessively using filters on social media and mental illness. Like, if you spend enough time on it, you can kind of curate your own LARP reality; the lines of playing 'Second Life' and the real world start to blur.

Like maybe when I'm thinking DSP is hyperbolically using the words "no one" and "everyone," in regards to his twitter feed it literally is "everyone," because he's blocked/banned everyone with dissenting opinions.

 

[Japs_eye]

Someone pointed out on Piece's stream that he has Itachi's face marks and I can't unsee it

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Someone pointed out on Piece's stream that he has Itachi's face marks and I can't unsee it
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Gout-no-jutsu

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Remember: only Phil's birthday can be mentioned.
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Remember last year when people in stream chat were wishing Derich a happy birthday and Phail went completely apeshit and started banning people left and right?

 

[Swallow Moon]

One Piece isn't going to last long, There are too many busty women for Phil to try and avoid.

I need to know how nu-Phil will respond to Bon Clay and Ivankov

"I used to be a huge fan of this pirate-style Japanese anime cartoon back in the day"
"I used to own all the episodes on VHS when it came out"
"sadly because I haven't kept up with it I have no idea what's going on and all these new characters now (proceeds to call Luffy a new character he hasn't seen before)"

"Oh I remember this guy! It's Zolo! He's like the samurai of the team!" 2 seconds later, "HUHHH? Why is he using THREE swords? That's so unrealistic, oh my gahhd*snake laugh*"

 

[Japs_eye]

Gout-no-jutsu

Gin-jutsu

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Remember last year when people in stream chat were wishing Derich a happy birthday and Phail went completely apeshit and started banning people left and right?

That's just fucking bizarre. Either he is that pathetically petty or he doesn't want people to give Derich attention because he is a massive porn addict and autistic. Either way, at least let people wish the tard a happy birthday. Your over exaggeration is not helping, Fillup.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

That's just fucking bizarre. Either he is that pathetically petty or he doesn't want people to give Derich attention because he is a massive porn addict and autistic. Either way, at least let people wish the tard a happy birthday. Your over exaggeration is not helping, Fillup.

I could see Phil being that petty. This is the same guy who bitched about Justin Wong getting that arcade cabinet only because Phil couldn't get it because he wasn't a shill didn't have enough money for the cabinet WWE Champions.

 

[Tears for T]

Phil in the hunt for a new wife.

Sorry, guys had nothing else to do.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Imagine putting yourself through a lengthy RPG based off an anime show with over 900 episodes because it's a new release and banking on the idea that this fuckin' retard from Singapore who got a job will have saved up enough to cough up money during each of it.

This sounds like a rough one to me.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I've watched a bit of the demo for the One Piece game, now that has to be a chill game... with DSP's playstyle, sub-zero even.

Slow as frozen, petrified molasses, where existential thoughts flood your head as you float in a sea of nothingness... colors start to fade, you lose the track of time, are you still human? You wonder.

How much has the universe changed since you decided to "take a peek" at how DSP was doing, but it's too late to worry about that, you have to face the consequences of your decision.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Phil in the hunt for a new wife.
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Sorry, guys had nothing else to do.

The reference to horses is sound but I feel there are a few notable issues with this depiction of DSP:

1. Hair looks recently washed/non-greasy
2. Skin has color to it, particularly in the cheeks, like he has been outside within the last month or so
3. Beard is trimmed/unpatchy
4. No Jowls from eating Doordash
5. Smiling despite no indication of money being received or a game of chance being won
6. No signature DSP soy face

If this man appeared on DSPGaming, I would wonder who this was and what they had done with the real Dave.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Todays public service announcement:

https://twitter.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1612871157765804033

Also, dsp bible is studied in scientology:

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

https://youtu.be/MXfnRyOfmPQ

I had to shut it off after around 35 seconds in.
"The movie ticket was like eleven DHALLERS." That quote gave me aids, cancer, ebola and covid-20 all at once. Spoken with the crispiest, clearest DHALLERS I've ever heard from this mush mouthed muppet

 

[clothes in my closet]

Here is Phil, from a few weeks ago, saying that he doesn't care if half of his videos get monetized, for it wont affect his business

YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

youtube.com

Here is Phil, today, begging for tips because his Need For Speed videos from yesterday got demonetized

YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

youtube.com

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Oh, shit! If I give Phil $200 he will eat potato chips on Super bowl Sunday. I'm no longer a detractor, this is what people want to see!

He just keeps getting dumber and dumber. "If we hit the goal, I will eat snacks". Nigger, what? Nigger, please"