The RalphaRelics

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Temperance

Temperance

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IMPORTANT NOTE:
As I was making this thread, Harry Morris was swatted and had his Ebay account mass-flagged. This is most likely the work of Ralph & his catboy/guntguard lackeys. Because of this, I wasn't able to save/archive everything I wanted to include here. *sigh* Harry is still selling the RalphaRelics, but only through private DMs. edit: all sold!
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Original OP:
As the feud between Ethan Ralph and Harry Morris grew heated, Harry started selling Ethan's Ralphamania Wrestling merchandise on Ebay. Ralph had foolishly left the merchandise - along with many of his personal possessions - at Harry's house before fleeing to Mexico. Maybe the Ragepig should have remembered that before burning the bridge with Harry by claiming he was complicit in Pantsu's (alleged) childhood molestation, calling Alanna (Pantsu's sister) a slatternly cheating whore, etc...

The situation has since escalated, and now Harry is auctioning off bonafide RalphaRelics™️ that were left at his house.
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Harry's Ebay account: HMO1166 [x].
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Some of the Killstream/Ralphamania merchandise he was initially selling:
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:gunt:And now onto the good stuff - the RalphaRelics!:gunt:

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The legendary KID DIDDLER hat! :diddler:

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The black cowboy hat!

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The Gunt shirt from when Ralph infamously first revealed his gunt at Knoxville!

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A souvenir Ralph bought during one of his Portugal trips!

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Ralph's Chris Chan cosplay shirt he was wearing while filming Chris Chan's arrest! WARNING: This shirt is rumored to be tainted with demonic energies from the Merge!
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The toy bow Ralph received from his deadbeat father Ronnie. A very rare childhood memento for Ralph, now broken.

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A Red Ryder BB Gun previously owned by Ol' Ronnie. A genuine Ralphamale heirloom almost on par with the RalphaRing itself!

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Various hats worn & beloved by the Ralphamale (including my personal favorites - the yellow Cheese Wedge hats)!

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A mysterious towel of some sort, emblazoned with a stylized 'R'. Who knows what Ronnie and/or Ethan used this for... 🤢

It remains to be seen what other treasures Harry might be keeping in reserve. Does he have Sandra's ashes? Maybe Nora's dildo? If so, is he willing to sell or give them away? We'll have to wait and find out! :gunt:
 
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Hoping we see some ahogs post their gunt artifacts here after buying them, it would be super anticlimactic if this shit doesn't sell or gets bought by guntgaurds
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
this is stupid, he should've sold them for 3$ instead of 300$ to rub in how useless and unwanted Ralph is
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Come on now, Harry's likely gonna have to pay for plane tickets to get Pantsu out of Mexico when she leaves his ass after the marriage.

That said, if I were Harry, I'd send some of that money straight to Xander.

I'd also quite like to see him mail Sandra's ashes to Jim's house. Maybe Ralph may have to balls to actually pull up then.
 
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Commandant Swordfish said:
Come on now, Harry's likely gonna have to pay for plane tickets to get Pantsu out of Mexico when she leaves his ass after the marriage.
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Well then sell it for 30$, this is not my point- no one will pay 300$ for some stupid hat from a fat guy no one knows about.

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That said, if I were Harry, I'd send some of that money straight to Xander.
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Yeah and do it publicly, this will be a classy poke at the hog.
 
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Commandant Swordfish said:
Come on now, Harry's likely gonna have to pay for plane tickets to get Pantsu out of Mexico when she leaves his ass after the marriage.
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Ralph likely keeps Meigh’s passport locked up where she can’t get to it and he’s the only one with keys to the Ralphatruck. Her only chance to run is going to be during this bowling event. Sounds like daddy is going to be in attendance so no better time to throw Rozy in his truck, hop in behind, and head back to Rochester.
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
this is stupid, he should've sold them for 3$ instead of 300$ to rub in how useless and unwanted Ralph is
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It's auction, if starting price for diddler hat was 1 USD buyers would push it as far as they are willing to pay for it which is preferred imo. I'd rather see somebody who wants an item for what ever reason get it than Gunt buying it all back for pennies. What fun would that be?
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
Ralph likely keeps Meigh’s passport locked up where she can’t get to it and he’s the only one with keys to the Ralphatruck. Her only chance to run is going to be during this bowling event. Sounds like daddy is going to be in attendance so no better time to throw Rozy in his truck, hop in behind, and head back to Rochester.
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Meigh’s not leaving Ralph. She loves the drama, she weaseled her way in to the relationship while Faith was pregnant, she lured Ralph into sex at the beach and then claimed Ralph raped her when discovered. She full well knows what she signed up for. The only way she’s going to leave Ralph is if some white knight with a larger platform swoops in and she maneuvers her way into making him think it’s a good idea to save her.
 
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disavow said:
Harry is not a psycho and nothing bad can come from giving him your address, r-right?
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You’d be trusting the guy who came here to just to dox Ralph’s Mexican mold den with your address. And with Harry there’s no telling he might make back up with Ralph, having the addresses of Ralphamale haters to get back into Ralph’s good graces would sweeten the deal too.

But I’m sure it’s fine.
 
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disavow said:
Harry is not a psycho and nothing bad can come from giving him your address, r-right?
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Just have him ship it to a pack&mail place like UPS store or whatever. All you have to do is rent a box there and use their street address. If you’re really nervous, get a box as far away from your actual address as you care to drive. Bonus points if it’s in another state.

Agreed that it’s retarded to give anyone only one degree of separation from Ralph your dox, but there are plenty of ways around it.
 
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disavow said:
Harry is not a psycho and nothing bad can come from giving him your address, r-right?
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I wouldn't risk handing any info over to Harry. I'm not sure how much info Ralph could get if he files a police report for Harry selling his "stolen" stuff. Here's hoping if he does the police don't do anything. Not sure of the laws where Harry is but Ralph has probably let enough time pass it was considered abandoned. People further up the thread suggested some stuff you could try to obstruct your actual shipping address.
 
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