Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

I doubt Ed and Sally actually USE the wifi regularly. Wouldnt it all be simpler to just cut of Cyraxx's internet access so he can go out into the real world.
 
I just saw this update , Apparently he is "starting a Brand - Studio 43"
- saw the ocean , broke down for Ken Block , Going back to drifting "Let's hope it's drifting that god damn Glarry out the window" but I think he means video game playing.
Interested to see if he comes back to Youtube after banning everyone but a few ppl from the facebook page

 
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I just saw this update , Apparently he is "starting a Brand - Studio 43"
- saw the ocean , broke down for Ken Block , Going back to drifting "Let's hope it's drifting that god damn Glarry out the window" but I think he means video game playing.
Interested to see if he comes back to Youtube after banning everyone but a few ppl from the facebook page

You would think after wasting literal weeks of his life (and Sally's money) "training/practicing/working" his ass off on this that or the other thing, he would show some degree of aptitude in one of these fields he's undertaken. But no, he's still just as fucking inept at racing games and playing music as he was when he first attempted it.

Yeah, Ken taught him so much about racing.... which is why he still has a 50/50 shot of crashing right off the starting line at best.

Of the few times I've seen someone actually try and teach him anything, he's about as receptive as a 2 year old who needs to take some really nasty tasting medicine, just with a lot more racial slurs and F bombs thrown in.

Doesn't matter if it was a random stranger who got shot 5 miles away from his house or a celebrity who had no clue Chance even existed, there isn't a death he won't latch onto so he can say it's deeply deeply effected him so he can suckle on that sympathy teat like a lamprey.
 
Knowing people in the Akron/Canton area, I can tell you some things that probably won't come as much of a surprise:

1) The infamous opioid epidemic hit that county hard as fuck.
2) Mental health services are woefully inadequate and underfunded in comparison to just how many people have problems there, and courts often have to move people out of the county for quality care. I've heard stories of people who were clearly distressed turned away from 72-hour holds literally because the hospital needed a bed.
3) The police are overwhelmed with bullshit, crime is rampant in West Akron and the shittier, more ghetto-y parts of town.
4) The town is pretty poor. Lebron James raised it from "crippling poverty" to "moderate poverty." What you might call "lower middle class." It's certainly not as bad as it used to be, but it really just went from Fallout to a sad indie movie town.
 
I guess it would have to be Sally and Ed Helping !
Raxx wins hands down then. He has help and the drive.
You would think after wasting literal weeks of his life (and Sally's money) "training/practicing/working" his ass off on this that or the other thing, he would show some degree of aptitude in one of these fields he's undertaken. But no, he's still just as fucking inept at racing games and playing music as he was when he first attempted it.

Yeah, Ken taught him so much about racing.... which is why he still has a 50/50 shot of crashing right off the starting line at best.

Of the few times I've seen someone actually try and teach him anything, he's about as receptive as a 2 year old who needs to take some really nasty tasting medicine, just with a lot more racial slurs and F bombs thrown in.

Doesn't matter if it was a random stranger who got shot 5 miles away from his house or a celebrity who had no clue Chance even existed, there isn't a death he won't latch onto so he can say it's deeply deeply effected him so he can suckle on that sympathy teat like a lamprey.
We passed wasted weeks along time ago. We're about to start counting decades.
 
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As for hurting himself for attention. He really believes that he is going to be famous and the world needs him, He has a giant ego and would never cause himself injury on purpose .
I dunno, cows aren't exactly elastic, you can't milk them consistently over a long period of time and expect them not to fuckin' snap. I don't disagree, I think Chance's delusions keep him from recognizing how depressing and futile his own existence is. He maintains the ego like a shield and it's pretty impressive how he maintains it. I don't know if he'll ever kill himself but one of these days that little fucker is gunna march down from the attic and put a .22 in Sally for sassin' him a little too hard.

Almost every one of these cows, it always builds to something dark.
 
I still doubt it's really him.

But no matter if it's the real Liquid or not, this Liquid looks like he's about to do some dumb ween shit with Cyrax and sour the reputation of Liquid Chris overall.


Exactly. If he's dumb enough to come back as le epic troll, he's gone full lolcow and ruined his legacy.
Exactly. It’s not him and the people who think it’s him are just a bunch of retarded children that came in here very recently. I’m just saying the only people that I’ve personally heard say “lIqUId cHrIs iS BaCk!!!!” are kids that hang around Gibi’s channel. It’s pretty annoying.. get your eyesight checked kids.
 
Bro, just post the information you have about Cyraxx and stop trying to be some cryptic goblin sage hoarding musty tomes about his abysmal existence. Instead of just saying that you can pass down the forbidden knowledge only those worthy to be goblionlogists if we play how you want.

Thanks for the clarification. Lets hope there's never a spawn of Cyraxx.

Surprisingly he's had two or three girlfriends. The lesbian child deserter Heather, and some other girl(s) I may or may not be recalling properly. Point is niggas really got no excuse to not have a girlfriend in the year of lord, and somewhere there is at least one desperate woman who would take him despite all this information on him. The thought of that is scary enough.

Exactly. It’s not him and the people who think it’s him are just a bunch of retarded children that came in here very recently. I’m just saying the only people that I’ve personally heard say “lIqUId cHrIs iS BaCk!!!!” are kids that hang around Gibi’s channel. It’s pretty annoying.. get your eyesight checked kids.

Its not the real Liq-Chris , Hard agree that the Chan people are a cancer. I am pretty good with my Christory and while the couple cross commentary slips by Cyraxx and his support of CWC definitely laughable, especially with that really cool getup and awesome gloves he was rocking. He definitely made the video with all the finishing touches to bring them in. Whoever it is has made their point, further use of Liquid Chris isn't going to get a Chris Chan reaction, at least not like that.

Some FB sulking, he calls out a few people. blames Marty for his leg
 
I dunno, cows aren't exactly elastic, you can't milk them consistently over a long period of time and expect them not to fuckin' snap. I don't disagree, I think Chance's delusions keep him from recognizing how depressing and futile his own existence is. He maintains the ego like a shield and it's pretty impressive how he maintains it. I don't know if he'll ever kill himself but one of these days that little fucker is gunna march down from the attic and put a .22 in Sally for sassin' him a little too hard.

Almost every one of these cows, it always builds to something dark.
That's why Marty and Tange got Sally to send all of the guns in the house to her brother in Oregon. Another thing you gotta give Marty Credit for, he's actually taken measures to try to protect people in the household.

I swear if I give Marty credit for one more thing this week, I'm gonna put the keyboard down for a while.
 
Here are the two latest FB streams, links to them have already been posted here but I put the vids up here just in case something happens to the channels that are being linked.

First stream is where he talks about his new "brand", Studio 43, and the second stream is him telling Marty that he will falsely flag Marty's channel if he doesn't stop making videos about him, "It's been 7 years today!".
 
First stream is where he talks about his new "brand", Studio 43, and the second stream is him telling Marty that he will falsely flag Marty's channel if he doesn't stop making videos about him, "It's been 7 years today!".
I know the 43 comes from Ken Block or whatever but the irony is so palpable. I'm going to die laughing when he promotes his merch wearing A 43 shirt.

On a side note how does this fucker still have a TikTok, are we going to wait patiently until the dick pics and grooming allegations start again?
 
Messages and phone calls from Chance's "one-week gf" Jodie.

From MF Goon's Ytube channel, titled "@DkCustomzOfficial is a Coward and will forever be one".
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Is this the "girlfriend" he had a few weeks back? I kept meaning to ask where she went without so much a single cry stream from Chance about how he got played once again. I figured he just made her up and then forgot about it.
 
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That's what 'm talking about! No one deserves the mental illness that made her be the vampire munchie, but I find that shit fascinating.

Raxx brings up doctors and the like every so often, saying he and to go for X reason so you have to leave him alone. Ed is getting surgery so stop the trolling! Sally had a stroke, so you need to leave him and his family alone! What stops him from injuring himself like Kelly, who supposedly took scissors to her bones and rubbed shit in the wound? Or at least making his injuries worse so we have to pay attention?

I think he's just too stupid.
That's right! I couldn't remember her name off hand and didn't notice you having already posted about her if you did. Sorry, being a lazy ass and just posting after catching up on a vid and not the thread. Yeah, that bitch is straight up crazy and makes me feel bad. Chance on the other hand is just a disgusting goblin creature that garners no sympathy for anything from me.
 
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That's what 'm talking about! No one deserves the mental illness that made her be the vampire munchie, but I find that shit fascinating.

Raxx brings up doctors and the like every so often, saying he and to go for X reason so you have to leave him alone. Ed is getting surgery so stop the trolling! Sally had a stroke, so you need to leave him and his family alone! What stops him from injuring himself like Kelly, who supposedly took scissors to her bones and rubbed shit in the wound? Or at least making his injuries worse so we have to pay attention?

I think he's just too stupid.
That's right! I couldn't remember her name off hand and didn't notice you having already posted about her if you did. Sorry, being a lazy ass and just posting after catching up on a vid and not the thread. Yeah, that bitch is straight up crazy and makes me feel bad. Chance on the other hand is just a disgusting goblin creature that garners no sympathy for anything from me.
 
Is this the "girlfriend" he had a few weeks back? I kept meaning to ask where she went without so much a single cry stream from Chance about how he got played once again. I figured he just made her up and then forgot about it.
Yeah, it's her and she is "real" if you can call it that. They were a couple for about a week but then she got snitched on, so Chance stopped talking to and about her. But she was/is a troll who wants to put Chance in prison.
 
Yeah, it's her and she is "real" if you can call it that. They were a couple for about a week but then she got snitched on, so Chance stopped talking to and about her. But she was/is a troll who wants to put Chance in prison.
A noble goal if there ever was one.

It's really disturbing how he goes from a stranger introducing themselves to "I love you pookie! ymm ymm ymm ymm!" in literally no time at all. It's a good thing for his sake he doesn't have a pot to piss in because he has "easy mark" written across his forehead, his ass would have been cleaned out (metaphorically speaking) soon as he turned 18. Whenever Sally is gone there needs to be a responsible adult with his power of attorney, because he's not competent enough to sign a phone contract.
 
I have been following Cyraxx for about two years and I welcome newbies to the cyraxx universe. The more you investigate and peel back the rotten onion the more you will realize how vile and retarded Chance is. Around 1 year ago he was "dating" an obese wheelchair bound woman. He claimed he was trying to help her with medical billing and coding classes. He also said he was getting his driver's license so he can become a professional racecar driver and was stepping away from the music scene. She soon found out that he was a pedophile and blocked him. Cyraxx raged and followed up with a pity video how the trolls are destroying his relationships. He soon forgot her and became a tax expert and libertarian advocating for tax evasion. He put on his smart boy reading glasses and told MBM he could be a billionaire if he didn't pay taxes. Go back and look up those gems. I'm too lazy to post the links.
 
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