Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kopasea]

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In other news got a followup to a screencap from earlier
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Okay, you got me, masterful trolling, I will get a hat and tip it to you.

Hedonism at its core. Don't observe, just participate!

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I do wonder if Nick thinks that having his chat consistently break Local's 1 rule of no porn is never going to be used as leverage by his most stupid/Karen-ish detractors to try and hurt him financially. It's like he believes that it will end up exactly like it did with Lucas. There's always a chance people just stop caring about you and the gay drama you seem to get in constantly. There's always a chance that Locals doesn't care about your faux "good faith moderation" attempts

 

[A Sunset]

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Okay, you got me, masterful trolling, I will get a hat and tip it to you.

This person, Xino_Z, has a low-IQ. No jokes here. I can tell they’re low-functioning and are also emotionally sensitive by their inability to restrain their anger online.

They’re also likely autistic to some degree based on their strange freakout about VILE, EVIL, DISGUSTING, RETARD, WEAK, SICK people that read but don’t post.

God forbid you take a screenshot on a public server. That means you should be crucified and bled out like a pig, according to Xino_Z.

Xino_Z, if you’re reading this, I don’t blame you for your anger. It’s hard to have a very Low IQ and struggle from autism, unable to regulate your emotions or read social cues.

If everyone in Nick’s sexuallly-liberated new community is a combination of this sped and insane horny Wine Moms, we’ve got quite the tirefire on our hands.

 

[Pomniman]

That’s the frustrating part to hear. It’s Ralphamale/Dick Molesterson talk. ”They‘re out to cancel me, they aren’t have fun with it, they’re incels, they’re lying about me”

A site that hosts archives of YOUR OWN PUBLIC STATEMENTS and allows people to comment on it is just that. What he’s really mad About is that people don’t like the direction things are going. They don’t like the Balldo, they don’t like the degeneracy, they don’t like the Locals e-thots, they don’t like the sperging at chat……and now, the trash fire has been growing enough into actual amusing drama, so assholes like me are coming in to chuckle at the in-fighting and possibly poke the bear.

That’s all it is for any of these people. They can’t stand that there’s a place where their own choices and statements are preserved, and people can make fun of those choices or disagree with them. It can be dressed up as anything else, and it is, but that’s what’s really so bothersome to content creators.

I like Nick’s content, so what I’d say is if you’re happy with the life you’re leading, then why get upset at all? Who gives a fuck what Kiwis think if this isn’t the audience you want anyway?

Alternatively, if Kiwi Farms is starting to notice holes in the ship and documenting your spergouts, insane community and infighting, and screenshotting your reactions to reading a thread……Nick. This is what happened to Ralph. I don’t think you’re Ralph-level at all but it seems like you’re having a mid-life crisis right now.

And Also, I”m wondering like other people if the drugs you took are affecting your judgement, combined with all the liquor. It’s too much of a coincidence to see this 180. Maybe it’s time for a detox and a break man.

They all think they're above the random schizo autists of this sekturrrrr and have this subconscious sense that they can dismiss anything said about them here because they're the ones getting the superberries and 50 year old wine mom nudes. This leads to their egos becoming increasingly frail because anyone who doesn't suck off their balldo or push the whiskey bottle further up their anus is a blood enemy for telling them they're acting like a faggot.

 

[Maude Snew]

This person, Xino_Z, has a low-IQ. No jokes here. I can tell they’re low-functioning and are also emotionally sensitive by their inability to restrain their anger online.

They’re also likely autistic to some degree based on their strange freakout about VILE, EVIL, DISGUSTING, RETARD, WEAK, SICK people that read but don’t post.

God forbid you take a screenshot on a public server. That means you should be crucified and bled out like a pig, according to Xino_Z.

Xino_Z, if you’re reading this, I don’t blame you for your anger. It’s hard to have a very Low IQ and struggle from autism, unable to regulate your emotions or read social cues.

If everyone in Nick’s sexuallly-liberated new community is a combination of this sped and insane horny Wine Moms, we’ve got quite the tirefire on our hands.

Dunno the first one I thought was for real this second one was so outlandish I still think it may be trolling but I also just remembered it's current year and context so fucking hell it might be for real.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Someone should take a clip of Nick smugly holding his whiskey glass next to his face and mean mugging the camera like he’s done a couple times recently, or the clip where he first realizes he was banned from YouTube and lay over the infamous Ralphamale shart it’s probably already been done but a cursory search didn’t find it and I think it would be hilarious

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

This person, Xino_Z, has a low-IQ. No jokes here. I can tell they’re low-functioning and are also emotionally sensitive by their inability to restrain their anger online.

They’re also likely autistic to some degree based on their strange freakout about VILE, EVIL, DISGUSTING, RETARD, WEAK, SICK people that read but don’t post.

God forbid you take a screenshot on a public server. That means you should be crucified and bled out like a pig, according to Xino_Z.

Xino_Z, if you’re reading this, I don’t blame you for your anger. It’s hard to have a very Low IQ and struggle from autism, unable to regulate your emotions or read social cues.

If everyone in Nick’s sexuallly-liberated new community is a combination of this sped and insane horny Wine Moms, we’ve got quite the tirefire on our hands.

Dunno the first one I thought was for real this second one was so outlandish I still think it may be trolling but I also just remembered it's current year and context so fucking hell it might be for real.

I think it's Karen rage applied to the internet. So much of their internet experience can be changed by moderators, because mostly they stick to places like Facebook and Twitter where they can ask for the manager to censor and ban. It's not working here and they don't know what to do other than get mad.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I just realized the Ass Wednesday thing is a play on Ash Wednesday.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Has anyone figured out how to download the entire chat into a text file of some kind? I'm doing some digging.

A rudimentary way is to hold down page-up and endlessly click "Load More Messages". When you're done you can then ctrl+s the page as an .mhtml which will keep all of the pictures in line, just make sure you delete any elements containing your Locals username if you plan on sharing. Longer chats can push 100+ MB though so overall not a quick or efficient method, but it's something until a real solution is developed.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

They all think they're above the random schizo autists of this sekturrrrr and have this subconscious sense that they can dismiss anything said about them here because they're the ones getting the superberries and 50 year old wine mom nudes. This leads to their egos becoming increasingly frail because anyone who doesn't suck off their balldo or push the whiskey bottle further up their anus is a blood enemy for telling them they're acting like a faggot.

It also doesn't help that having an inflated ego seems to be a prerequisite for being a content creator in this sector. I mean, Nick, Ralph, Dick, Branca, Andrew "no one can dox me" d'Adesky, etc.
Does the ego draw them into content creation, or does success in content creation give them the ego. Find out next time on DRAGONBALLDO Z

 

[Kosher Salt]

Hell freezes over when Cynthia abortion queen is the voice of reason

Cynthia is that goddamn awful story trope, like a Gollum or a Jar Jar Binks character, who everyone hates and who should've been killed off early, but instead the writers threw two middle fingers to the fans by not only keeping the character around but then giving them some unlikely heroic purpose in the end.

Life imitates art. I fucking hate it.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Elissa appears to have quite a pretty face, where does one find her nudes?

Archive everything.

 

[Pomniman]

It also doesn't help that having an inflated ego seems to be a prerequisite for being a content creator in this sector. I mean, Nick, Ralph, Dick, Branca, Andrew "no one can dox me" d'Adesky, etc.
Does the ego draw them into content creation, or does success in content creation give them the ego. Find out next time on DRAGONBALLDO Z

In 2045 the e-celeb triad will supplant the dark triad in the DSM.

 

[AnOminous]

He has had multiple clips (in this thread) that say outright he doesn't care and that it is 'GOOD!' because people are prudes and need to be more open about sex.

There is nothing your kid finds more gross and cringy than the idea of his parents having sex. Zero exceptions.

 

[sum ting wong]

I'm curios why Nick is all about complimenting the women, but not the men?

Spoiler: COCK

It was colored like that by the poster, but you can kind of see the outline...

 

[Not Who You Think]

To assume malice before stupidity as an alternative: since Nick seems to have a new Ralpha-esque position that laughing at him or pointing out his hypocrisies is life-ruination, cancel-mob shit, it seems necessary to note that Ralph actually believes that sort of thing, but Nick is a lawyer. Just because he lied in all of his old streams about his beliefs doesn't mean he's telling the truth now that he professes a different set. This is the kind of man you go to when you've been caught with your balldo in your neighbor's prize hen so that he can go and with a straight face pretend that it was all a terrible accident and a misunderstanding and even if it wasn't, that hen deserved it.

What I'm trying to say is that it's not necessarily that the drugs broke his brain. He has a lot of guaranteed income from some very broken, desperate, or unhinged individuals. He wants to keep that. He needs to keep them from turning on him. So, as lawyers are wont to do, he invents a bunch of shit to muddy the waters. Conjure up images of Karens and cancel mobs and rampant lies, just like that Jack Sparrow trial that brought his new fans. They're such bad people that you don't even need to look into it, just take his word. He's playing to his new base and excommunicating the ones that remember when Noseania was at war with Harlotegro, because it's now profitable for Harlotegro and Noseania to have always been staunch allies. There is no sincerity required. It's business.

Good point. His solution of making former allies out to be enemies will limit his options going forward. Not smart from a networking perspective. Sincerity may not be required, but that is also what makes it so valuable (and therefore marketable) in this world. Nick ruined that for himself. All Nick has to offer now is a hypocritical persona, defensive lies, and pictures of his aged and increasingly desperate fanbase.

In other words, he's ready for the farms.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

I'm curios why Nick is all about complimenting the women, but not the men?

Spoiler: COCK

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It was colored like that by the poster, but you can kind of see the outline...

Because, like most people who talk about gay shit like "Body positivity" or "empowerment", he's using it as a pretentious justification to perv on some titties. Only people who think they're doing something wrong use this line of reasoning.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

@mindlessobserver You asked for comments and corrections to the draft of the OP, so here's some. Apologies for the late answer, was awaiting account confirmation. Also, the tone gets a bit too acerbic at the end, sorry for that as well. I wrote this last night, when it wasn't yet put in as the OP.

A critique from a long time lurker.

surrounded by alcohol and the art of his adoring fans

This is incorrect. He either bought those pieces from one of his artist friends (Depp, not a cat, horror characters) or it got gifted to him by LR (the whiskey painting, they even made a video). I believe Nick said that all the paintings except for the horror one were by someone called Eric Waugh.

Phase 1.
Maybe add a small bit about how Nick jumped around financial sector jobs before going to law school. I especially recommend the story of how he got fired once because he was not wearing a tie and was late for work. Establishes a pattern of laziness and lack of punctuality. The way I remember him telling it made me think that he's still butthurt about it. "I even told the manager I could run to a store and get a tie and he wouldn't let me" or something very close to that.

Another detail to add would be how he wanted to upload the first video to Facebook, but hit some upload limitation, so he had to upload it to YT. The channel literally started out because he was too lazy to chop it up into segments. This is speculation on his mindset at the time, but it fits well.

Phase 2.
I think TheQuartering's lawsuit against a man in a dress who punched him deserves a mention. That was somewhat big news back then.

I would also include a bit about how past Nick would zealously avoid profanity and obscenity even when drunk, so that the casual reader gets hit harder by the contrast later. A perfect clip would be one from the debate between EVS and Jason Yungbluth. Yungbluth called EVS a faggot (I think 3 times, with the last one being while Nick was on a piss break, but I'm a bit fuzzy on that particular detail), which prompted Nick to fly into a red-faced rage about how he wouldn't allow such foul language on his show and to kick Yungbluth off the stream. Back then, Nick flying into a rage was spicy and impactful, if you can imagine. The quote from Nick went something like "I don't even say 'dee-ay-em-en' on the show, how dare you, good sir, use that language! This is my house and you're out of line!" This would also be a great clip to call back to later in the write-up. Maybe with a recent quote of his: "*chuckles* I call people faggots on the Internet, that's what I do." Again, contrast.

Phase 3.
Second paragraph could use some more clarity. "Accusations." What accusations? Vic being with women? I don't think any penetrative act was ever alleged, consensual or otherwise. I don't even think any clothes came off in any of the allegations.

First photo has a caption that references Chupp. This is a name not referenced or explained before or since. Either the trial should be more fleshed out or the caption changed to remove the reference to the judge.

Also, the paragraphs immediately before and after that photo both try to explain exactly who Ty Beard is, in very similar ways. Looks like an editorial oversight. The paragraph after the first photo is generally very weirdly written. Reads like a disjointed stream of consciousness. Probably should be rewritten entirely. Read it for yourself out loud, you'll see what I mean. Maybe get some sperg from the Weeb Wars section to write a good summary?

Next. The "Pope of LawTube" nickname didn't exist until way after Rittenhouse. Maybe even after Johnny Depp. Hell, even the name "LawTube" became common only during Depp. The pope hat went on Rekieta's head for the first time during one of the readings from The Daily Unbreaded. This is another thing that probably deserves a mention, even if just to explain the hat. Btw, according to Nick, the hat was used in "ritual sex magic" before he got it.

The so-called LawTube.
LegalBytes's name is Alyte Mazeika, not Aline Maizeka. Also, you writing that she's "currently excommunicated" is weird. It's as if you're lending unwarranted legitimacy to the "Pope of LawTube" shtick.
VivaFrei's name is David Freiheit, not David Freiheight.
I don't think most of these people are relevant to the topic anyway. Like, what's Viva doing here? He has a channel in his own right, he's not a "Nick orbiter," he didn't get his initial subscriber push from him, and he's not been on Nick's show very often. Drex? Sure. LB? Certainly. But that's about it.

Youtube would subsequently suppress Rekieta’s show in their algorithm and the show would never again reach the rarified heights of 6 figure concurrent viewership.

Citation fucking needed. After Rittenhouse, L&C paid for "Trusted Source" privilege of being at the top of search or something like that, sure. And even that's according to Nick. But "algorithmic suppression" of Rekieta specifically? Not sure. Also, he did, in fact, reach those heights again with Depp, so the sentence is factually wrong as well.

Phase 4.
The quality of writing continues to deteriorate grammar- and cohesiveness-wise.

You've not mentioned alcohol at all up to this point (except in the preamble) despite it being the main gimmick of the show. Remember "Superchat, drink"? Now, all of a sudden, there's a bottle up Rekieta's ass. Where's the build-up? "Alcohol abuse"? As a casual reader, I wouldn't have even known he drank before!

Your timeline with regards to Depp's trial, the lead-up to it, and the various LB drama flare-ups is wacky. Read the TL;DR's in the Lawtube thread or something.

Youtube was not impressed with this and despite the merits of his position (it was fair use) the way it was handled led to a community guideline strike and a suspension in the summer of 2022, and then two more in succession throughout the year.

What "two more"? You can't just gloss over YT strikes like that.

This stream, brought to you by Coca-Cola and Marjory Taylor Green

That's not how you spell MTG's name.

It all came to a head when the Keffals Kerfuffle broke out in September of 2022.

Again, who's Keffals? You keep throwing out names of relevant characters, but not explaining who they are. I mean, we all know who that is, but it's just good writing to introduce characters properly, as well as their relevance to the story. Also, no mention of the Duncan debate? I was sure the flagging campaign started there. Or at least, got a big push.

Rekieta was promptly banned off youtube with a community guideline strike. This was, his second strike.

Suspension != ban, ffs.

After being restored, he read aloud Bar Complaints that included the names of the people who sent them. All related to the Keffals Drama which the hate watchers then used as an excuse to report and get him banned a third and final time.

Beyond you never explaining what the Keffals drama actually is, this is factually incorrect. Reading the names is something he's done forever. "Fan Mail" has been a segment on the show since the LOLsuit. The problem wasn't the names. The problem was him promising to release the home addresses of the complainants on Locals. Which reminds me: how is that you've not mentioned Rekieta's Locals yet? Surely, such a nexus of degeneracy, and the place of this story's final act should at least have its founding date written down.

Nick could no longer maintain his shock jock image and he has since signed an exclusivity deal with Rumble and is curtailing his youtube presence.

Hwah? What Rumble? E-exclusivity deal? Again, your story isn't weaved properly. Nick's laziness about new tech has been legendary for about a year by now. "I'm a social media expert, I'm gonna write a book!"-type hubris was, perhaps, the thing he was mocked most often before the Hedonism II trip and the subsequent fall from grace.

Phase 5.
The writing is so bad by now, it's legitimately hard/maddening to try to parse through. Disjointed sentences. Incoherent narratives. Is it the wife? Is it the kids? What about them? Is it... Kek7go? What's he got to do with anything? Why would you randomly attack him like that? I noticed you've not said a word about, say, Spectre and his role in the CG arc of Nick's channel. Matter of fact, the CG arc itself is almost completely overlooked, despite it being, arguably, Nick's first major foray into the cultural side of Internet drama.

One of the trips to Jamaica was rumored to be in order to attend a huge swingers orgy called Hedonism II.

Brother, dost thou even read this here thread? There are literally write-ups on the Jamaica trip. People pinpointed his location down to a specific fucking hotel room. It's not a rumor, it's not "an orgy," it's not "one of the tri... I'm done. This is just bad bad bad now. I'm not reading any further. I also stopped being objective a couple paragraphs ago. Sorry about that.

In conclusion.
It seems to me like you ran out of steam mid-Phase 3. The grammar is, no other word for it, atrocious. Apostrophes and commas exist where they shouldn't be and don't where they should. Weird capitalizations, run-on sentences, typos, straight-up spelling mistakes, and other such basic nonsense detract from the reading experience greatly. Beyond that, the story isn't quite straight. It's got factual errors and glaring omissions, some of which I pointed out. I'm sure people will catch more. All in all, I think the draft still has quite a bit of time in the oven.

Storytelling musings, feel free to disregard.
The "star cycle" idea is good. However, it's merely one idea. To create a great story, there must be many good ideas. Story arcs, as it were. For example. How did Nick go from kicking people off the show for saying the dreaded f-slur to "I call people faggots on the Internet, that's what I do"? How did he go from "chad dad" to "I wish my parents told me how they fucked"? How did we get from "incel is a left-wing insult" to "KF is a bunch of incel faggots"? And not just "here's point A, and here's point B 20 paragraphs down apropos of nothing." Weave a thread. Establish patterns. Employ call-backs to points previously made. A gradual decline. A regression in standards and morals. Were the signs there? What did people gloss over back then? With hindsight, what can we observe?

Finally, "hypocrisy." That word is never used in your draft.

 

[Associate Rick]

"Fuck you Chudbere, heartfelt"

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yeah, it's the Sophie Long thing. Michael Long is the father. There's been a shitton of nastiness over that. Among other things, Elissa had revenge porn leaked, and there was an actual clinical psychologist on KF by the name of @Ken Jennings who some Karens got fired because they didn't like what he had to say.

We have a short thread on it, BTW, if you wanna catch up.

Be very weary of any claims Spectre makes in that thread tho. For example, THIS did not age well AT ALL:
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What's interesting to me is that Nick is pro-Michael Long, so I dunno what possessed Art to say such a stupid fucking thing. Nick wasn't wrong to call him out for it. Then again, it's pretty clear a lot of these people are not familiar with Nick's old content. Maybe Art is ignorant, in addition to being full of shit and a cuck.

Ironic. The anti-Michael Karens actually flagged Rackets streams to cancel him. Now some of them are his paypigs.