Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Ralph is really stupid. He sounds even more retarded when he attempts "serious" writing of any kind, it's why he's had to stick to streaming and twitter slap fights.

I think he has delusions of grandeur and thinks he can like, blog his way out of anything, so the thesaurus dependent style is misguided effort posting. His Meigh shit is like Alexandre Dumbass’ The Cunt of Monte Crisco.

The more redundant something reads, the more it feels like a sales pitch.
 
Watch for Pantsu’s account to get banned if she leaves. Ralph likes getting accounts suspended so they can’t pull up dms. (You can however request and download your twitter data now before it’s yeeted.)

Can’t relate to Pantsu on any level I just have to think she’s into drugs or into living the ā€œThis is fineā€ meme.
I used to assume drugs too, but its obvious Ralph can barely support his own drug habits and Rozy would probably be dead by now if May used anything stronger than weed habitually.

I think May is a Daddy's girl to her core. You don't see any of Harry's other kids participating in his online antics like May eagerly did six years ago. May was just too naive and short sighted to understand that being outrageous online and having "insert here" political opinions in common do not make Ralph and Harry alike. In fact it's a fairly superficial thing they have in common. May obviously didn't appreciate her Dad was a grown ass man who got an education, worked at a career/business, raised and supported his family, etc... and he just happens to have an outrageous sense of humor and hard-right wing political opinions. Ralph is just petulant white trash loser who lived off his mommy until 35 and never worked a day in his life. She was naive enough to believe Gunt's rank bullshit about all his big money and think being a living trainwreck for cash tips every month was a viable livelihood. Also nothing more naive and stupid than thinking she would be treated differently from every girlfriend Ralph has used, abused and harassed for the past eight years.

Some women take awhile to realize men's words are meaningless and their actions and how they live their life are everything. Most women, if they could even get past his physical repulsiveness, would take one glance at Gunt's life circumstances at 35 years of age, and how he has managed his pathetic life, and run as fast as possible in the opposite direction. I guess May wanted to learn her lesson about shiftless, dirtbag, addicted grifters in the hardest way possible.
 
I used to assume drugs too, but its obvious Ralph

Some women take awhile to realize men's words are meaningless and their actions and how they live their life are everything. Most women, if they could even get past his physical repulsiveness, would take one glance at Gunt's life circumstances at 35 years of age, and how he has managed his pathetic life, and run as fast as possible in the opposite direction. I guess May wanted to learn her lesson about shiftless, dirtbag, addicted grifters in the hardest way possible.
There’s slow and then there’s Panstu having to stop Ralph from smothering pregnant Fai.. Then she signed up for that life for herself. Like what?

For me I am surprised the Gunt hasn’t ended up as a found body in a trash bag under an LA freeway by now.. Not thinking he would ever be ok to be around in any circumstance. Good men protect women who are carrying their children, not harm them. No matter how horrible the mother is.

There isn’t anything good or redeemable about the Gunt and I am sure he lied for sympathy bucks when his mother died just like his dog.
 
May is now enjoying the most positive attention she's gotten from Gunt since he was using her to spy on Faith. Ralph might even hold Rozy while she uses the bathroom on the plane, after he frisks her for a phone.

Gunt must ensure Pantsu goes along with this humiliation wedding and he's had to risk bringing her over the Mexican border. (She'd have been freely talking to Dad if he had left her in Mexico) If Ralph rage pigs or steps out of line this week she can call Dad to rescue her and Gunt's suicide threats won't stop it, though I'm sure he's made very clear to May that he is killing himself if she doesn't go along with the wedding.

There couldn't be a more fitting end to the Gunt than Ralphamale having to kill himself after getting stood up at the wrasslin altar on a live stream in front of all the alogs.
 
I'm betting The Gunt won't be able to produce the paperwork for a legit wedding.

If so I hope they go through the sham wedding and Pantsu ends it by slapping The gunt with all the papers to be served.
I agree. Atlantic City and the surrounding area of NJ aren't like Vegas and aren't set up for quickie wedding service for out of state residents, never mind out of state residents who list their current residence as Mexico. They got all kinds of problems. They are going to be spending time waiting at county clerks offices, if they can get an appointment, and then they have a 72 hour waiting period if they even get the application submitted and approved. I doubt Ralph has proof of his divorce handy, which he also needs to get a valid marriage license anywhere in the USA.

They also need to do all of this while dragging an infant along for the fun. Somehow Gunt getting legally tied to Pantsu will eventually be Harry's ultimate revenge when he hires a divorce lawyer to ruin Gunt. Divorce is way more punishing than a child support fight. Ralph will never be able to live in the USA ever again.

Either way it's hilarious he's trying to run this obstacle course this week before his trash fire event. May really should be deeply ashamed she's going along with all of this given what Gunt has done to her father and sister.
 
May is now enjoying the most positive attention she's gotten from Gunt since he was using her to spy on Faith.
May’s been enjoying a lot of positive attention all around. When a twitter statement denouncing loli doesn’t work, I guess you can always quickly clean your image by becoming a victim of domestic abuse. It’s just too bad she isn’t allowed online to soak it up.
 
May’s been enjoying a lot of positive attention all around. When a twitter statement denouncing loli doesn’t work, I guess you can always quickly clean your image by becoming a victim of domestic abuse. It’s just too bad she isn’t allowed online to soak it up.
I love the idea that while Gunt is scrambling to try and pull together this nightmare he also has to be on his very best behavior with May and keep the rage pig in check. He's selling the "us against the world baby" bullshit that manipulative abusers love to use as hard as possible these last weeks. He's also threatened to kill himself if she leaves (or doesn't return) so many times I doubt May could even keep track of the suicide threats by now.

It's obvious Gunt had no intention to legally marry May at his wrasslin party until he got super mad at Harry, hence the mad dash to NJ early to try and get the paperwork done at the last minute. The fact that May would agree to do this, just because Gunt is desperate for vengeance against Harry, really makes me think she has no spine, moral compass or self-worth.

Harry will probably forgive all this shit and blame Gunt once it's all over and May is back in Rochester. I doubt the rest of her family will be so quick to forgive her being so ungrateful, disloyal and going along with real harmful actions against them....all for a hideous fat, failed, wigger degenerate from Arkansas. It's some sad shit.
 
I love the idea that while Gunt is scrambling to try and pull together this nightmare he also has to be on his very best behavior with May and keep the rage pig in check. He's selling the "us against the world baby" bullshit that manipulative abusers love to use as hard as possible these last weeks. He's also threatened to kill himself if she leaves (or doesn't return) so many times I doubt May could even keep track of the suicide threats by now.

It's obvious Gunt had no intention to legally marry May at his wrasslin party until he got super mad at Harry, hence the mad dash to NJ early to try and get the paperwork done at the last minute. The fact that May would agree to do this, just because Gunt is desperate for vengeance against Harry, really makes me think she has no spine, moral compass or self-worth.

Harry will probably forgive all this shit and blame Gunt once it's all over and May is back in Rochester. I doubt the rest of her family will be so quick to forgive her being so ungrateful, disloyal and going along with real harmful actions against them....all for a hideous fat, failed, wigger degenerate from Arkansas. It's some sad shit.
For a deadbeat wigger like Ralph there are so many advantages to not being married that it is puzzling that he now seems to be intent on going through with this. He must have already tanked her credit rating, gotten her banned from airbnb, maybe even Uber, and now that she has no other value to him he will play the spite marriage card. Maybe Harry really did break him with the relic saga?
 
For a deadbeat wigger like Ralph there are so many advantages to not being married that it is puzzling that he now seems to be intent on going through with this. He must have already tanked her credit rating, gotten her banned from airbnb, maybe even Uber, and now that she has no other value to him he will play the spite marriage card. Maybe Harry really did break him with the relic saga?
Laura Loomer also shamed him hard for living in sin with his unwed baby mama.
 
For a deadbeat wigger like Ralph there are so many advantages to not being married that it is puzzling that he now seems to be intent on going through with this. He must have already tanked her credit rating, gotten her banned from airbnb, maybe even Uber, and now that she has no other value to him he will play the spite marriage card. Maybe Harry really did break him with the relic saga?
Harry referred to something about the merch and some BS Ralph had tried to pull to get a refund and keep the shirts. I’m sure Ralph has tried to use all his deadbeat wigger games with Pantsu’s credit profile and there’s no doubt it would be nearly as bad as Ralph’s after two years.

Harry refusal to enable the gruesome twosome any more will biggest repercussions going forward. He’s been the only real adult in the room to save their asses over and over again and this is the thanks he gets.

Harry won’t be giving any cash, phones, laptops, co-signing shit, paying insurance, providing free shelter and storage in NY, paying travel expense, etc…any more. Gunt will now have to fully support himself, and a baby mama and baby, for the first time in his entire life without some parent subsidizing him. (Sandra did it the first 35 years, now Harry did via proxy the last two.)
 
Imagine your own wedding hanging in the air mere days and probably hours before it's suppose to happen. Imagine not getting married on "technicality" LOL

That's what Ralph is betting on.

"I'm sorry pantsu! How was I supposed to know that there would be a waiting period and so many forms to fill out needing IDs? I'm just dumb as hell. But I promise I'll get you married next time! I'm so glad you're here with me against the alogs, why if you if left me I'd just kill myself!"
 
I will be shocked if she leaves Ralph. She worked her way into the relationship, pushed Faith out of the picture, tried to recruit Alice, enjoys prostitute threesomes, and gets attention from the internet. She probably brags about her internet celebrity status just like Ralph. Most likely scenario is that Harry, to see his granddaughter, will bury the hatchet with Ralph.

But of course Ralph will not marry her
 
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According to Harry, Meigh's reaction to the family getting swatted was "neutral" which of course means she thinks it's no biggie and the Gunt is A-OK.
 
I will be shocked if she leaves Ralph. She worked her way into the relationship, pushed Faith out of the picture, tried to recruit Alice, enjoys prostitute threesomes, and gets attention from the internet. She probably brags about her internet celebrity status just like Ralph. Most likely scenario is that Harry, to see his granddaughter, will bury the hatchet with Ralph.

But of course Ralph will not marry her
Honestly the whole situation is so fucked that I'll I won't be surprised at anything. They get married? Not surprised. She leaves him? Saw that coming. She and Ralph join a Charlie Manson style cult and narrowly avoid being implicated in the murder of some random celebrity? Stranger things have happened. They put on one hell of a show though.
 
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