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حلالAlan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.
>it's probably not going to tell me anything I don't already know because I'm smarter than you
He just walks right into statements worthy of mocking him, doesn't he? Most people who admit they refuse to look at someone else's source, even to find points to pick apart, wouldn't say something like that, but he not only did that, he did that in the same exact breath. I think I should remind everyone, this man is 35 years old, and he just attempted to counter with an equivalent of "NUH-UH." Alan must have gotten his debate style from watching Bill Nye fight Flat Earthers or something, because what a poor performance.
Irony is there are plenty of philosophers out there who have set out objective moral and ethical systems that don't require the divine.
But then Alan doesn't need to read Aristotle, Kant, Nietzche, Bentham, Sartre or Singer, because he's clearly smarter than all of them. I mean did Immanuel Kant ever draw up a Donkey Kong family tree? Did John Stuart Mill get yelled at for not taking out the garbage? Alan is too busy being a prominent paedophile intellectual on Reddit to sully himself with such mundane tasks.
Every time he says something that arrogant, I like to go back to the OP of this thread and look at his picture. There are countless retarded assholes exactly like him all over the internet, but this one's ours, and we know every little facet of his life.
That is the picture of a guy who needs to tell people on Reddit that he's smarter than they are. That carries on and learns nothing when his entire internet presence, including all of his weird pedophile porn, gets put on blast. A man with no self-awareness whatsoever, who always thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. And he looks exactly how he should: like an absolutely revolting slob who's never worked a day in his life.
Someone posted a video in this thread. I was bored and decided to look through the comments and lo and behold what I found:
I initially thought it was just a bait post, but before I moved on from it, the username caught my eye. Apparently this idiot is still using all of the same accounts even after this thread was made? What a fucking retard.
Good to know his poor English grammar is still true to form. "Treat in your soul" means something completely different, retard, and that's not even a phrase people use.
The comment itself wasn't concerning, but the website is. afuse8production.slj.com appears to be a a blog or news website of some sort for, get this, school librarys. The title of the article? "The Top Ten Most Disappointing Edibles and Potables of Children's Literature"
I, uh, have concerns. And questions. But mostly concerns. And a general sense of gratitude towards god for not being born in Mississippi in general. Generally speaking.
When you were a child, what food or drink sounded delicious in a book, but wildly disappointed you when you tried it? We count down the Top 10 contenders (as well as some Honorable Mentions).
"And if Alan-Michael White of Dumas knew he had only one more day to live, he'd let loose and get wild.
"Maybe I'd go to one of my favorite places to eat and generally indulge in rampant hedonism," he said. "I'd call old friends, remember the good times, spend some time with family, reflect on the futility of human existence.
"I wouldn't stray far from home, you know, in case someone needed me for emotional support when the full gravity of just how pointless everything that ever happened was hits them.
"I'd probably eat, drink and play cards, maybe watch a movie, if we could decide on one. Probably some hand-holding would be going on, because that stuff's kind of important.
"I'd probably watch the 'Daily Show' and 'Colbert Report' if they were new, but it'd be a heck of a time to catch up on my DVR backlog. I'd listen to NPR though. Watch how the world ends, I guess? Like, see if we get erased slowly or something, or if the universe just stops existing around us slowly, like that episode of 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' where Dr. Crusher was stuck in a collapsing warp bubble.
"In that case I might spend my day running away from whatever anomaly is causing the world to disappear.""
Now, the Oxford eagle says "Serving Oxford, Lafayette County and the University of Mississippi." on their website. Nice. And of course Zedd the Sped lives in Dumas, Mississippi.
I suppose my comment could've been more clear. Zedd commented on an article, the comment was, as you can see, about grilled cheese of all things. My question is why he is even paying attention to this hole-in-the-wall newspaper?
Zedd makes me wary. Pedophilic leanings + studying to be a teacher is a serious red flag.
If you can point me to a solid confirmation that he isn't a teacher, that would be a great weight off my mind, but IIRC, we never received solid confirmation either way. We had some posts from Zedd claiming he was a janitor, and a lack of a current teaching license. However, just because we didn't find it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Not that him being a hospital janitor is much butter. He claimed to be a janitor who worked in intensive care units.
The funniest part about this whole thing is that this nigga really put a permanent WARNING: DO NOT HIRE MY FAT RETARDED PEDOPHILIC MIDWIT ASS mark on his online record just to defend a fat faggot that ended up turning heel anyways.
Congrats, Orson, it's been a pleasure to watch you be ontologically retarded.
The funniest part about this whole thing is that this nigga really put a permanent WARNING: DO NOT HIRE MY FAT RETARDED PEDOPHILIC MIDWIT ASS mark on his online record just to defend a fat faggot that ended up turning heel anyways.
Congrats, Orson, it's been a pleasure to watch you be ontologically retarded.
I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.
I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.
I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.
"Treat in your soul" means something completely different, retard, and that's not even a phrase people use.
WARNING: DO NOT HIRE MY FAT RETARDED PEDOPHILIC MIDWIT ASS
