Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mailfrawd]

Ironic. The anti-Michael Karens actually flagged Rackets streams to cancel him. Now some of them are his paypigs.

Stockholm syndrome strikes again.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Here's the ballogs of the day

Spoiler: Morning coping session

Spoiler: A wild Cynthia appears DO NOT ENGAGE

Spoiler: Sally78 is going to do a photoshoot with AliciafromFlorida

Spoiler: Crusader_Joe and Carimachet trying to sext

Taking bets on the Sally muder suicide arc after she hooks up with Nick

 

[Varsha Nagini]

Give me all the hats for this because it reeks of MATI - but I'm so annoyed by this title of 'dad' epic pwn insult he seems to hurtle at his detractors, claiming they're sad he's not trad-dad, I don't think there's anyone on the Farms who wants a Daddy Rekieta, I'm legitimately so confused, have I missed some sort of in-joke here where this is a thing? (Genuine ask) It feels like something he's lauded himself with as if he's oh-so-better than the crowd that got him to his state of e-fame and that's just pathetic, like when kids try to give themselves an edgy nickname that no one calls them. ("It's true! Everyone at my old school called me Blade!!!"). The sheer misplaced ego of it is by far the weakest cope I've ever seen, all this just so you don't have to acknowledge the well-meaning criticism from a large sector of people who, from the looks of this thread, were even fans at some point?

Sweetie, I don't know how to break it to you, but if anyone could choose their dads they wouldn't choose an alcoholic coomer incapable of withholding his cringe from the public sphere. A narcissistic old guy insistent on leaving a burning trail of nudes and midlife crisis choices as permanent skidmarks across the internet. I'm vicariously embarrassed for you Rekieta, but someone has to be, because you've made it pretty clear you don't feel any shame, even when it'd do you a world of good at this point.

I sure hope your kids don't see those pictures of bottles sticking out of your's and your wife's naked asses, and grow up well-adjusted. The internets forever. The Farms is doing nothing but remind you of that by merely existing. No one's rushing to cancel you, but for God's sake, get it together.

 

[Pomniman]

One of the things that's been lost in the weeds of all his recent degeneracy is how gay his week-long series of drunken 3am rants about how men aren't being validated enough in today's society around 2-3 months ago was. Nigger, you've been validated plenty by your sycophant paypigs and you're still a whiny prissy balldo princess who cries about mean internet comments. I hate how high he's gotten on his own parasocial e-daddy LARP that he thinks he's an authority on "masculinity" when he needs to boof down 6 shots of $500 whiskey through his anus in his overpriced midlife crisis wigger wagon to get through the night. Real men don't need validation, money, women, success, or anything if they really believe in something. Having conviction as a man means being willing to die for what you believe in and never be praised for it, even be vilified for it both in life and after your death. A man doesn't need to cry into his balldo every night about how the mean internet autists made fun of his limp dick and strung out looking tatted-up trailer park wife. Anyone who takes his advice on being a man seriously needs to suck start a shotgun right now, they'll be doing themselves a favor.

 

[the_tepes]

Take a closer look at his nose. Just sayin'

 

[huecoffs02]

Give me all the hats for this because it reeks of MATI - but I'm so annoyed by this title of 'dad' epic pwn insult he seems to hurtle at his detractors, claiming they're sad he's not trad-dad, I don't think there's anyone on the Farms who wants a Daddy Rekieta, I'm legitimately so confused, have I missed some sort of in-joke here where this is a thing? (Genuine ask) It feels like something he's lauded himself with as if he's oh-so-better than the crowd that got him to his state of e-fame and that's just pathetic, like when kids try to give themselves an edgy nickname that no one calls them. ("It's true! Everyone at my old school called me Blade!!!"). The sheer misplaced ego of it is by far the weakest cope I've ever seen, all this just so you don't have to acknowledge the well-meaning criticism from a large sector of people who, from the looks of this thread, were even fans at some point?

Sweetie, I don't know how to break it to you, but if anyone could choose their dads they wouldn't choose an alcoholic coomer incapable of withholding his cringe from the public sphere. A narcissistic old guy insistent on leaving a burning trail of nudes and midlife crisis choices as permanent skidmarks across the internet. I'm vicariously embarrassed for you Rekieta, but someone has to be, because you've made it pretty clear you don't feel any shame, even when it'd do you a world of good at this point.

I sure hope your kids don't see those pictures of bottles sticking out of your's and your wife's naked asses, and grow up well-adjusted. The internets forever. The Farms is doing nothing but remind you of that by merely existing. No one's rushing to cancel you, but for God's sake, get it together.

Everyone saw him as a regular dude with trad values and appreciate his takes on shit based on that. Then, Jamaica ran a train by our wife and he became a coomer. Started saying that it was never who he was (trad dad) so everyone is upset and calling him a hypocrite. It's pretty simple. He thinks it's because people wanted an internet dad, but it's mostly because people like hanging around people with (what seemed like) similar values and having fun.

We know everything about so many people's sex lives, who or what they wanna fuck or if they like having a dick or not that it was nice having someone who didn't really bring it up. Rackets, however, needs to rationalize it but he can't square the circle of the parasocial relationship he has with Locals chat, so it must be prude incels looking for internet daddy.

EDIT: Personally the part that really broke my faith in his drunk ass is how he reacts to spending time with his kids or having to do shit for them. He is so fucking well off by doing basically nothing except be a "social media expurt" and he has the gall to say he just needs some time off and wants to go to a beach and have ballsex with Our Wife. He kept going on about how being a father was a man's most important duty and job, but it seems his idea of being a dad is just making sure his kids are fed.

The advice he kept giving for new dads about "just let the kid cry, he'll be fine" now seems so disgusting when you consider where it was actually coming from.

 

[KKKaan]

ThatGingerChick

Spoiler: ThatGingerChick

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>that face
OY VEY OY GEVALT

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I have heard of mid like crisis but have never known anyone that had one. I see that I am watching one progress, but how do they typically end?

In this case? Idk. Your typical midlife crisis involves buying a motorcycle/hot rod or infidelity from a normal relationship. Not becoming free marketing for a sex toy that turns your scrotum into a super yiffy knot

 

[Associate Rick]

Here's the ballogs of the day

Spoiler: Morning coping session

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Spoiler: A wild Cynthia appears DO NOT ENGAGE

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Spoiler: Sally78 is going to do a photoshoot with AliciafromFlorida

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Spoiler: Crusader_Joe and Carimachet trying to sext

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Taking bets on the Sally muder suicide arc after she hooks up with Nick
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Tammy_D sounds like a BPD cunt and calling Cynthia, she who must not be named is hilarious, congrats Cynthia, you're their Voldemort now.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Everyone saw him as a regular dude with trad values and appreciate his takes on shit based on that. Then, Jamaica ran a train by our wife and he became a coomer. Started saying that it was never who he was (trad dad) so everyone is upset and calling him a hypocrite. It's pretty simple. He thinks it's because people wanted an internet dad, but it's mostly because people like hanging around people with (what seemed like) similar values and having fun.

We know everything about so many people's sex lives, who or what they wanna fuck or if they like having a dick or not that it was nice having someone who didn't really bring it up. Rackets, however, needs to rationalize it but he can't square the circle of the parasocial relationship he has with Locals chat, so it must be prude incels looking for internet daddy.

EDIT: Personally the part that really broke my faith in his drunk ass is how he reacts to spending time with his kids or having to do shit for them. He is so fucking well off by doing basically nothing except be a "social media expurt" and he has the gall to say he just needs some time off and wants to go to a beach and have ballsex with Our Wife. He kept going on about how being a father was a man's most important duty and job, but it seems his idea of being a dad is just making sure his kids are fed.

The advice he kept giving for new dads about "just let the kid cry, he'll be fine" now seems so disgusting when you consider where it was actually coming from.

It's also his way of quickly dismissing and infantilizing his critics like what @Associate Rick said about Fatrick. But more than that, it's masturbatory for Nick because he effectively is buying into his own hype whilst simultaneously assuming that you are as well, and is looking down on your for it.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Tammy_D sounds like a BPD cunt and calling Cynthia, she who must not be named is hilarious, congrats Cynthia, you're their Voldemort now.

That’s at least the second person we’ve seen reference Harry Potter that faggot art also compared something to Voldemort really goes to show the intellectual quality of the chat

 

[sum ting wong]

>that face
OY VEY OY GEVALT

So when you google what's visible of that tatoo you get a quote from Labyrinth "Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered".

But if you look closely at her tattoo that wouldn't make sense. We have the 'Through' and what looks like 'dangers' next to it, but then on the next line is an 'and', followed by 'untold' and what is probably 'hardships unumbered' too finish it off. So her tattoo likely says "Through dangers and untold hardships unumbered". Maybe what she was going for but it just doesn't have the same ring to it. Also, unnumbered is definitely misspelled lol.

 

[Schwarzwald]

This is all following a classic midlife crisis blueprint made a bit more interesting due to concerning an e-celebrity. Nick's burgeoning alcoholism and narcissism have left him blind to the needs and desires of his family. That's then combined with the e-fame, resources, and access to fans, indulging his simultaneously egotistical and self unassured midlife crisis causing him to give in to his carnal desires to satisfy his ego. As such, he selfishly only thinks of only himself, and drags his wife into situations in which she's uncomfortable, either unable or unwilling to see the damage he's doing to his relationship and her. Maybe he's even convincing himself she's as into it as he is. She's going to do her best to accommodate him for a little while and go outside of her comfort zone, but eventually Nick is going to misuse her love one too many times and cause irreparable damage to his family. The fact that he brought up "Maslow's Hierarchy" with regard to his sex life how he did is extremely disconcerting.

How many active television or radio personalities do you see entering into these bizarre fan relationships that internet personalities do? Zero, and there's a reason for that. There might be a little bit of interaction, of course, but there's an important layer of separation between them so as to keep their shows professional and their personal interactions personal. Never the two should meet, unless you want exactly what is playing out to happen. Nobody wants to tune into "Rekieta's Swingers Club," they want to tune into "Rekieta Law."

He's probably going to spend the next few years going through a downward alcoholic sex spiral and divorcing, not realizing until it's far too late that he's making a horrible mistake. This sleazeball had it made, and he's going to destroy it all in the name of self indulgence. He's becoming a stock character parody as a washed up alcoholic swinger lawyer, and he's completely oblivious to it.

Welcome to full-blown lolcowdom, Nicholas. I hope all of the attention from assorted 45-year-old women with BPD is worth it.

 

[Mikoyan]

So when you google what's visible of that tatoo you get a quote from Labyrinth "Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered".
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But if you look closely at her tattoo that wouldn't make sense. We have the 'Through' and what looks like 'dangers' next to it, but then on the next line is an 'and', followed by 'untold' and what is probably 'hardships unumbered' too finish it off. So her tattoo likely says "Through dangers and untold hardships unumbered". Maybe what she was going for but it just doesn't have the same ring to it. Also, unnumbered is definitely misspelled lol.

lmao of course it's a Labyrinth quote, all these chicks are wet for stuffed-crotch Bowie.

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit: some more retarded shit comming out of arttheclown's mouth right now talking about trying to bait Elissa in a lolsuit

Clown isn't even the proper appellation for Art. He's a fucking retard.

Nick has successfully brainwashed these people into thinking that people are really, really, really mad at him and are totally trying to CANCEL him. Maybe Spectre is mad. But not even he is trying to cancel him.

It's difficult to say how "mad" Spectre is. He obviously ain't happy, but he's in a bit of a bind here. He doesn't like wine mommy shit (and I don't blame him), but he's also probably loathe to outright agro lawtwitter. I check in on Spectre's Twitter from time to time (somebody has to), for the purposes of his thread, and one thing he likes to do is tag multiple people in lawtwitter trying to get the senpais to notice him.

I think right now there exists a situation akin to where Nick "went out for a pack of cigarettes," and there are some old fans that are still wondering and hoping (praying?) he's coming back. The longer this shitshow goes on, the more likely the realization will begin to sink in, and the more outspoken you might see people get.

It really has nothing to do with loyalty. I suspect we're going to see a schism soon though, regardless. LM will be on the Nick side of it though, because LM is a degenerate too -- the difference being Rackets is married with 5 kids, whereas LM is a perpetual bachelor whose moral compass is tuned to money.

Yeah, LM ain't turning. Not a chance in hell.

I am waiting to see if some more people do though. That'll be a glorious shitshow.

Maybe Kurt will throw in the towel? I mean, say what you want about Kurt, but he pretty clearly does not seem to have the same position on sexy-time antics that Nick has. Some people here have pointed out he's cringe WRT the opposite sex, but that could be an asset in this situation.

 

[Poop Shoot]

lmao of course it's a Labyrinth quote, all these chicks are wet for stuffed-crotch Bowie.

It wasn’t stuffed, dude was known for having a huge cock.

edit - I am wrong and a huge faggot

 

[Mikoyan]

Clown isn't even the proper appellation for Art. He's a fucking retard.


It's difficult to say how "mad" Spectre is. He obviously ain't happy, but he's in a bit of a bind here. He doesn't like wine mommy shit (and I don't blame him), but he's also probably loathe to outright agro lawtwitter. I check in on Spectre's Twitter from time to time (somebody has to), for the purposes of his thread, and one thing he likes to do is tag multiple people in lawtwitter trying to get the senpais to notice him.

I think right now there exists a situation akin to where Nick "went out for a pack of cigarettes," and there are some old fans that are still wondering and hoping (praying?) he's coming back. The longer this shitshow goes on, the more likely the realization will begin to sink in, and the more outspoken you might see people get.


Yeah, LM ain't turning. Not a chance in hell.

I am waiting to see if some more people do though. That'll be a glorious shitshow.

Maybe Kurt will throw in the towel? I mean, say what you want about Kurt, but he pretty clearly does not seem to have the same position on sexy-time antics that Nick has. Some people here have pointed out he's cringe WRT the opposite sex, but that could be an asset in this situation.

I could see Kurt doing that.

Kurt however is also a fucking mess.

 

[footballteam]

Yeah, LM ain't turning. Not a chance in hell.

I am waiting to see if some more people do though. That'll be a glorious shitshow.

Maybe Kurt will throw in the towel? I mean, say what you want about Kurt, but he pretty clearly does not seem to have the same position on sexy-time antics that Nick has. Some people here have pointed out he's cringe WRT the opposite sex, but that could be an asset in this situation.

After the "purity test" stream during the LB drama, LM will always carry Nick's water.

Of all "Lawtube", I'd expect Joe (Goodlawgic) would have the most problems with Nick's behavior due to him being active religious Jew. Maybe not outright condemnation, but less appearances on his channel or less referrals to him... etc.

The whole bit where Nick & co made fun of Joe for his wife driving him around has less meaning now, though....

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Maybe Kurt will throw in the towel? I mean, say what you want about Kurt, but he pretty clearly does not seem to have the same position on sexy-time antics that Nick has. Some people here have pointed out he's cringe WRT the opposite sex, but that could be an asset in this situation.

Kurt would first have to have sex in order to talk about it constantly. I can guarantee you if he had access to as much puss as balldo lawyer he would be just as obnoxious

 

[Ars Moriendi]

I could see Kurt doing that.

Kurt however is also a fucking mess.

Man says he's tried everything for attracting women... except for working out lardass, I can see you render out on the pavement