Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Peter Piper]

Thats where they say Slavic beauty comes from. So many guys dying in wars, so only the prettiest girls are able to reproduce. Whatever. I m happy with Nipplebonfarts momma. What a work horse. Nobody can push the snowblower like this shiny pearl!

It is more the remnant of the Nords raping some sense and beauty into the half-apes living there before. Too bad the Mongols Chinked! them into the turnip-faced mongrels they are now.

 

[MG-34]

Yes, the A2 version has a few extra strips of metal welded to the side, which do nothing against mines, drones, or any RPG that was made past 1978. Oh and it weighs 33 ton now with the added armor, more than twice than a BMP, making it far more likely to run out of gas from moving its fat ass around, or just drown or get stuck in mud. With its weght and size being closer to an Abrams tank than any IFV, the Bradley is going to be torn to shreds by drones.

Again, just look at the track record of the Bradley if you want to know how it will perform in Ukraine. It killed more American troops than the BMP-2, that's for sure.

Here's what the Americans said about it in 2001, calling it an exploding coffin: https://www.g2mil.com/Bradley.htm

Here's a more modern report, even the A3 variant is still a piece of shit.

Army Moves to Kick Out 3 Unit Leaders After Deadly Bradley Accident in Korea

In addition to the punishments, the Army's 1st Cavalry Division has ordered changes to its driver training program.

www.military.com

> lose track
> kill three people
> be best IFV that American engineering can produce

My nigger, we have almost a year of the latest Russian hardware getting spitroasted by 30 year old NATO tech and you're going to talk shit about the Bradley? Do we have to go through the exercise of posting BMP-3s with misaligned barrel bores or T-80BVMs with the ERA casings being hollow? At least wait for the thing to show up before running your mouth.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

My nigger, we have almost a year of the latest Russian hardware getting spitroasted by 30 year old NATO tech and you're going to talk shit about the Bradley? Do we have to go through the exercise of posting BMP-3s with misaligned barrel bores or T-80BVMs with the ERA casings being hollow? At least wait for the thing to show up before running your mouth.

Is that why Ukraine is losing?

 

[MG-34]

Is that why Ukraine is losing?

Ah the invader having less territory than they did months ago=winning according to Mongolian rape baby.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Ah the invader having less territory than they did months ago=winning according to Mongolian rape baby.

Maybe when Ukraine stops losing, maybe then we can talk about how effective NATO weaponry is. For now, go back to /k/oping and fantasizing about winning a war for the first time ever.

 

[White_N]

Assault units of the PMCs "Wagner" have gained a foothold in the center of Soledar

Video from the city administration.

Ukraine is a Stronghold faction anyway.

Now that you mentioned it, it does sound like a speech from Ukrainian officials.

The state funded Big Black Cock have changed the headline and subtitle of this several times today

Ukraine war: Conflicting claims over embattled town of Soledar

Russia's Wagner mercenaries claim to be in control - but Kyiv says its troops are still holding out.

www.bbc.com

Now they say that Soledar has probably fallen, and changed the Bakhmut cope to saying that this capture will allow Bakhmut to be surrounded.
Things ain't looking good for the Hohols there right now. I guess the next question is, what happens next? Do the Ukr have decent defensive lines to fall back to? It's all flat land now...

I like how the journos insist that Prigozhin wants to capture Bakhmut because of the salt mines. Well, they are right about one thing: when he takes control of the city, there will be a lot of salt, especially here.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-n...bsessed-capturing-bakhmut-salt-mines-us-says/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...um-mines-near-ukraine-city-of-bakhmut-says-us

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Now that you mentioned it, it does sound like a speech from Ukrainian officials.

I was actually thinking this Stronghold, due to the high number of goblins in their ranks.

Spoiler: Stronghold

Regarding Soledar, happy first cauldron of 2023, everyone!

 

[MG-34]

Maybe when Ukraine stops losing, maybe then we can talk about how effective NATO weaponry is. For now, go back to /k/oping and fantasizing about winning a war for the first time ever.

Russia is winning, says increasingly nervous draft dodger for the 16th time this day.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Russia is winning, says increasingly nervous draft dodger for the 16th time this day.

Remind me again, when is your flight to Poland and your bus to Ukraine? I know that you people often struggle financially, so I'm willing to cover some of the travel costs. You are expected to wear a camera and livestream at all times for our amusement, though.

Another update regarding Soledar, allegedly the surrounded Ukrainian forces were given an ultimatum to surrender before 00:00 on 11.01.23. Hear that? The shitclock is ticking.

Seems they're following traditional Ukrainian strategy.
> get surrounded
> find hole to crawl into
> spend there a few months cannibalizing each other while asking Elon Musk and the Pope for help
> get married to each other
> ...
> win the war!

Now the remaining question is how many men exactly (I'm hearing at least 500) and how much equipment got left behind in the cauldron. That's not counting the wounded and the dead that the Ukrainian forces left behind while their officers escaped.

 

[Kiwi Sneed Snake]

The Telegraph (UK news) reporting Soledar may have fallen to Russia.

 

[MG-34]

Remind me again, when is your flight to Poland and your bus to Ukraine? I know that you people often struggle financially, so I'm willing to cover some of the travel costs. You are expected to wear a camera and livestream at all times for our amusement, though.

Another update regarding Soledar, allegedly the surrounded Ukrainian forces were given an ultimatum to surrender before 00:00 on 11.01.23. Hear that? The shitclock is ticking.

That's some peak irony. Let me guess, You would totally answer the call to service if the Russian goverment sent your draft notice. But, for now your illustrious career of playing counter stike and defending Russia's honor online 14 hours a day is just too important to disengage from. Congrats on taking that settlement with a prewar population of 11,000 11 months into your three day operation. Man if only you were there you could tell all those gibs that used to be your countrymen to stop dying because all those HATO weapons are overrated.

 

[AgendaPoster]

you can always count on the Germans to be morons.

It's irrelevant what "some allies" want, what matters is what the US desires, as NATO is essentially theirs.
Poland and everyone else will play by the US tune, there is no other way, regardless of how much I might dislike this sort of stuff, but it's implicitly understood that while there is a charter and articles that should be respected, the NATO exists only because the US military and funding is there.
TL;DR if US wants the war to stop, they'll slowly stop the help to Ukraine, inventing some humanitarian libshit stuff. If the US has plans for the war to continue and to weaken Russia so this sort of European madness is far less probable in the future, the war will continue.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

That's some peak irony. Let me guess, You would totally answer the call to service if the Russian goverment sent your draft notice. But, for now your illustrious career of playing counter stike and defending Russia's honor online 14 hours a day is just too important to disengage from. Congrats on taking that settlement with a prewar population of 11,000 11 months into your three day operation. Man if only you were there you could tell all those gibs that used to be your countrymen to stop dying because all those HATO weapons are overrated.

So tell me, when do you think Ukraine will capture all its territory back and start its glorious march to Moscow? Just two more weeks, right?

Another update, Seversk and Artemovsk are next according to Pushilin. It's okay though, it happened because they don't have Bradleys yet. Once they get the Bradleys... two weeks to Moscow!

Locals reporting fireworks in Kharkov to celebrate the taking of Soledar.

 

[MG-34]

So tell me, when do you think Ukraine will capture all its territory back and start its glorious march to Moscow? Just two more weeks, right?

Another update, Seversk and Artemovsk are next according to Pushilin. It's okay though, it happened because they don't have Bradleys yet. Once they get the Bradleys... two weeks to Moscow!

Locals reporting fireworks in Kharkov to celebrate the taking of Soledar.
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"Hey guys The Vietnamese never marched on to D.C. so the US won the war in Vietnam!". That's how retarded you sound. How many telegram posts from total nobodies and LARPers does one have to read for Russia to achieve its military objectives?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

"Hey guys The Vietnamese never marched on to D.C. so the US one the war in Vietnam!". That's how retarded you sound. How many telegram posts from total nobodies and LARPers does one have to read for Russia to achieve its military objectives?

Why am I not surprised that a seething /k/tard with a nazi avatar wants to redefine what "losing a war" means? You're pretty hilarious, bro. Keep up the sore loser act, it's amusing.

For another update, here's Kharkov right now.

Edit: Some reports say that there may be some actual fireworks in the mix there. Either way, looks festive.

 

[Random Internet Person]

ZELENSKY IS NO CHURCHILL​

Cartoon Published January 10th, 2023

We’ve all heard the comparison of Ukraine’s leader, Volodymyr Zelensky, to Winston Churchill. All the warmongers on the left and many on the right enthusiastically repeat the nonsense. Even establishment cartoonists have penned work showing how Zelensky is following in the footsteps of Churchill.

It’s all BS.

Churchill would despise Zelensky for what he is: A little puppet con man who is ripping off US taxpayers for the benefit of the globalist rulers as well as for himself and his cronies running Ukraine.

However, if you object to Zelensky they will make parallels to you being a Hitler pacifist if not an outright Nazi. The left uses a predictable and dog-eared playbook: They always trot out their Hitler straw man to describe anyone with whom they disagree. In this instance, they were forced to engage in some strenuous mental gymnastics to compare Putin to Hitler. They have even gone so far as to compare the ‘America First’ MAGA-minded as being Hitler lovers.

They militantly ignore the fact that Zelensky has literal Nazis fighting in his army.

They also ignore the fact that Putin was part of the Soviet Union, a country that fought Hitler during World War II. Over 10 million Russian soldiers died fighting Hitler. At that time the west was allied with one of the most brutal dictators in history—Joseph Stalin, who was far more evil and ruthless than Putin—but Joe always gets a pass from the left because he advanced their precious socialism.

Without any historical perspective at all, the neocon right and the Marxist left continue to tell us that Putin is just like Hitler because he invaded what they call a ‘democracy’ known as Ukraine.

The problem there is Ukraine isn’t a democracy—especially not now. NATO and the CIA made sure of that when they removed Ukraine’s lawfully-elected president, Viktor Yanukovych, in 2014. Turns out Yanukovych wanted closer ties with Ukraine’s traditional ally, Russia. Nope, the globalists couldn’t have that, so they had Zelensky, a comedian who once played the piano with his penis, installed to run their money-laundering whorehouse, complete with the installation of bioweapons labs. Corruption ran rampant and Hunter Biden got his paychecks from Burisma, and Joe the ‘big guy’ got his 10 percent.

Zelensky soon began his campaign of genocide by bombing Russians in the Donbas region to the east. Yes, he WANTED a war with Russia. Or I should say his globalist masters wanted the war. Over 100 billion unaccountable dollars has since flowed into Ukraine and many are getting fabulous amounts of money in kickbacks. Our Military Industrial Complex certainly is happy—they have a new war with which to enrich themselves.

​

If we had not given Zelensky a dime, he would have instantly sued for peace with Russia and many lives and dollars would have been saved. Ukraine would have agreed not to join NATO and probably ceded the Donbas region to the Russians. It’s already over 90 percent Russian there anyway. Instead, we have a vicious little tyrant and grifter who shows up to a loudly-applauding Congress wearing a green tee shirt and shrilly calls for endless billions of dollars while he shuts down all political opposition at home. He has closed Russian Orthodox churches and seized their wealth. He has banned the Russian language and all opposition media. Some democracy. He has vowed never to hold peace talks with Putin. Instead, he wants Putin dead. (So does Sean Hannity and many other war mongers here in America). The war flames continue to be fanned and we could see a much greater conflagration. And for what? The US has no strategic interest in that region. We need to protect our own border—not some unstable country with constantly shifting borders. Why can’t we heed our Founding Fathers’ advice and avoid foreign entanglements? Instead we continue to spark new wars all over he world.

Zelensky is closer to being Hitler than Churchill. Zelensky is willing to hold a scorched earth policy and fight to the last Ukrainian and even the last American. He favors nuclear war if that’s what it takes. Apparently many on the war mongering, virtue- signaling left favor nuclear war as well. Pure insanity.

— Ben Garrison

 

[Fatniggo1488]

I was actually thinking this Stronghold, due to the high number of goblins in their ranks.

Spoiler: Stronghold

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Regarding Soledar, happy first cauldron of 2023, everyone!
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Sounds like it's going to be an Avonstal situation, where the "glorious defenders" all get slowly killed off.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Sounds like it's going to be an Avonstal situation, where the "glorious defenders" all get slowly killed off.

Seems like it. Prigozhin is already there, touring the salt caves. What a chad.

Spoiler: Buy it for cheap, the supply is practically unlimited.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Seems like it. Prigozhin is already there, touring the salt caves. What a chad.
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Spoiler: Buy it for cheap, the supply is practically unlimited.

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I take it back. This is dumber than Avonstal. All Russia has to do is bomb the entrance and Ukraine will have a stockpile of salted pork for decades to come.

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

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Ben Garrisons description of Zelensky would fit Churchill actually pretty well.