Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I don’t know, they turn on each other REAL fast. Remember how quickly they all turned their backs on JustSomeGuy all because Nick went on a drunken tirade about him being a communist?

Yeah, but that's them descending on JSG following Nick's cue, and JSG isn't and wasn't lawtube.

Plus, JSG had some other issues. He was bitching about Florida's anti-grooming law. A lot of people from other sektors were giving JSG shit for that. Comicsgate, in particular.

I'm talking about the probability of a lawtube civil war surrounding Nick's escapades specifically. They clearly ain't above drama (see LegalBytes, Faren, Hoeg, etc.), but I don't see it happening over Nick right now. Not yet anyways. I think this crazy train has a ways more to go first before we'd see that.

Mind you, regardless of whether I think it will happen, I also think it would be a glorious shit show if it did happen.

 

[Spaded Dave]

JFC these retards can't even discuss pizza without turning it into sexual innuendo.

Spoiler: Degeneracy

 

[feral cat #6385]

what is the lore on Elissaclips? is she a thot or innoent in all this?

Well she has a sex tape so she has made some bad decisions in the past. I'l give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she makes better decisions these days.

I'd like to see her sex tape. Purely for research purposes.

So he didn’t do a twitch stream because of “bullshit drama” told you our wife was out on a solo date. Balldo lawyer in shambles.

Whoever lands Kayla gets an instant family!

 

[Mikoyan]

JFC these retards can't even discuss pizza without turning it into sexual innuendo.

Spoiler: Degeneracy

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The fuck IS this chat? It's not bantz, half the jabs seem truly mean spirited. And everything's like... weirdly unsexy kinds of degenerate. I mean I know that's what the last what 150 pages have said, but it's bizarre.

 

[huecoffs02]

Why are people treating Nick's Locals chat as something innovative or some shit? Is it the first time they join a chat or community? I truly don't get it. Or is it because Nick is there 24/7 thirsting at other women's titties?

 

[Prince Vegeta]

Ok now I have an opinion on what Nick does and doesn't do. It's hilarious.

Also, @mindlessobserver , my man:

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We finally reach the end stage of a Stars life. Supernova. As the heavy elements and degeneracy in the heart of an Internet Star reach critical mass, it can no longer carry the weight of the Stars success. Over a long period of time, and then all at once the Star collapses before exploding outward in a beacon that lights up the heavens and the community happenings tab on Kiwifarms. What remains after is entirely up to chance. Some stars are simply…gone. Like Mundane Matt. Others become Black Holes, perpetually sucking in more drama into an endless maw that while observable is repugnant to look at too long. Like Ethan Ralph. Other simply remain for countless eons as White Dwarfs. The burning ember of a once great light doomed to wander the galaxy of the internet, observable but unremarkable. Like Jim Sterling post gender reveal.

 

[repentance]

Why are people treating Nick's Locals chat as something innovative or some shit? Is it the first time they join a chat or community? I truly don't get it. Or is it because Nick is there 24/7 thirsting at other women's titties?

Its because of the attention they're getting both from Nick and others in chat, but mostly Nick. He's validating them for being trashy and its intoxicating for them.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

Whoever lands Kayla gets an instant family!

Straight up, if Nick fucks up so badly that his money goes poof, Kayla is fucked. Never worked a job in her life, five kids, the majority of whom are probably a good few years away from being adults. You'd have to work very hard to find a dude desperate enough to let you set up shop in his life and support a bunch of kids who aren't his and who were raised by mr Balldo.

 

[Kopasea]

Why are people treating Nick's Locals chat as something innovative or some shit? Is it the first time they join a chat or community? I truly don't get it. Or is it because Nick is there 24/7 thirsting at other women's titties?

pre thirst posts it reminded me of IRC channels but a crappier interface. Some enjoyable moments, some spergs. Of course, that lasted about a week until women...

 

[Kopasea]

Straight up, if Nick fucks up so badly that his money goes poof, Kayla is fucked. Never worked a job in her life, five kids, the majority of whom are probably a good few years away from being adults. You'd have to work very hard to find a dude desperate enough to let you set up shop in his life and support a bunch of kids who aren't his and who were raised by mr Balldo.

if she divorces him now, she gets a good amount of child support and alimony though. I don't know what the child support laws are regarding if the money is all gone having been spent on Mustangs, tattoos and whiskey.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

if she divorces him now, she gets a good amount of child support and alimony though. I don't know what the child support laws are regarding if the money is all gone having been spent on Mustangs, tattoos and whiskey.

Seems like she's pretty much on board with the coomer arc right now so I don't see much chance of her leaving him any time soon or even sitting him down and saying "I will divorce if you continue being an absolute retard."

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Nick keeps going on about him not being Dad. But Nick seems to forget that Jim is already Dad. Why is Nick so upset about being an Internet Dad??

 

[chudbere]

I'm wondering if anyone knows of any clips of Rekieta shilling the locals where he states that it's free to join and see chat but paid members can also watch his locals streams and post messages in chat.

 

[Niggaurd]

I don’t know, they turn on each other REAL fast. Remember how quickly they all turned their backs on JustSomeGuy all because Nick went on a drunken tirade about him being a communist?

Nick is one massive slip up and viral meme away from the grift network decendung on his audience like vultures.

Where’s Elijah “hates gays but has gayest voice ever” Schaffer these days? Perfect guest for “#MeToo went to far and feminism turns women into fat liars” grift streams but he’s out and Sydney “I would” Watson has came out the winner.

It’ll be fun to watch when it happens and I salute the fellow autists who will document it in the future.

Justsomefaggot had it coming. He couldn't stop standing his ground to defend the pedo choir and groomers. Dude blows a gasket anytime he so much as thinks about a republican too, whether or not they're a RINO or a decent conservative

 

[mailfrawd]

I'm wondering if anyone knows of any clips of Rekieta shilling the locals where he states that it's free to join and see chat but paid members can also watch his locals streams and post messages in chat.

I vaguely recall him saying something to this effect, but there's just so much content out there. I'm so sorry.

 

[Kopasea]

I'm wondering if anyone knows of any clips of Rekieta shilling the locals where he states that it's free to join and see chat but paid members can also watch his locals streams and post messages in chat.

I believe someone posted a link in this thread about it. But it's been moving so fast, I can't remember what page. Maybe around 1050? Sometime in the past 3 days or so.

In any case, I would check his streams in October when he was really pushing Locals hard.

 

[beautiful person]

Why are people treating Nick's Locals chat as something innovative or some shit? Is it the first time they join a chat or community? I truly don't get it. Or is it because Nick is there 24/7 thirsting at other women's titties?

They really seem like a bunch of Gen-X boomers who literally just discovered the Internet.

I stole this screencap from one of @Yandex Captcha Solver 's posts:

They literally describe the chat as a "private club". There are no such thing as private clubs on the Internet! Especially in a chat! The sense of false security that they keep on insisting on sticking to despite it being proven non-existent over and over again is absolutely ABSURD.
I can only assume it has something to do with sex-cult brain rot.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Nick keeps going on about him not being Dad. But Nick seems to forget that Jim is already Dad. Why is Nick so upset about being an Internet Dad??

Because he can’t beat his Internet children.

 

[sum ting wong]

I'm wondering if anyone knows of any clips of Rekieta shilling the locals where he states that it's free to join and see chat but paid members can also watch his locals streams and post messages in chat.

Not sure if these are exactly what you're looking for but at ~33:25 he mentions you can get notifications for free and 43:00 he goes on about the chat being exclusive for members.

Unrelated to that but pretty funny, at about 7:00 he talks about how he "doesn't come on here to misrepresent myself... honest with my opinions" which seems to clash with his previous statements of hiding who he really was for 20 years. And at about 20:20 he says "I don't want people to engage anybody on my behalf at all".

 

[Mr. Manchester]

They really seem like a bunch of Gen-X boomers who literally just discovered the Internet.

I stole this screencap from one of @Yandex Captcha Solver 's posts:
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They literally describe the chat as a "private club". There are no such thing as private clubs on the Internet! Especially in a chat! The sense of false security that they keep on insisting on sticking to despite it being proven non-existent over and over again is absolutely ABSURD.
I can only assume it has something to do with sex-cult brain rot.

Lets just run under the assumption that it is, in fact, a "private club". No one gives a fuck. They let the secret details of their private club leak then and now there's a website that is laughing at these leaks. The only way to stop it is to stop posting stupid shit on the internet and it's been like that for 40 god damn years.