Give me all the hats for this because it reeks of MATI - but I'm so annoyed by this title of 'dad' epic pwn insult he seems to hurtle at his detractors, claiming they're sad he's not trad-dad, I don't think there's anyone on the Farms who wants a Daddy Rekieta, I'm legitimately so confused, have I missed some sort of in-joke here where this is a thing? (Genuine ask) It feels like something he's lauded himself with as if he's oh-so-better than the crowd that got him to his state of e-fame and that's just pathetic, like when kids try to give themselves an edgy nickname that no one calls them. ("It's true! Everyone at my old school called me Blade!!!"). The sheer misplaced ego of it is by far the weakest cope I've ever seen, all this just so you don't have to acknowledge the well-meaning criticism from a large sector of people who, from the looks of this thread, were even fans at some point?
Sweetie, I don't know how to break it to you, but if anyone could choose their dads they wouldn't choose an alcoholic coomer incapable of withholding his cringe from the public sphere. A narcissistic old guy insistent on leaving a burning trail of nudes and midlife crisis choices as permanent skidmarks across the internet. I'm vicariously embarrassed for you Rekieta, but someone has to be, because you've made it pretty clear you don't feel any shame, even when it'd do you a world of good at this point.
I sure hope your kids don't see those pictures of bottles sticking out of your's and your wife's naked asses, and grow up well-adjusted. The internets forever. The Farms is doing nothing but remind you of that by merely existing. No one's rushing to cancel you, but for God's sake, get it together.
