Chantal will fart in your face and when you get mad she will insist that farting in your face was something she did in the past, gawd! It was over a minute ago, can't you stop blaming her for what she did in the past?
For those wondering how Salah could possibly beat up Chantal: super morbidly obese people have mass but are very weak. Their muscles have to bear all that weight while never getting a rest to repair - their bodies continually feel like they've just finished a grueling set at the gym. She has zero core strength as shown by her habit of plopping down when she sits. If you can barely walk you cannot defend yourself against much of anything, and if she tries to run away she will be out of breath in a couple of seconds and will need to rest. She does have mass so it should be hard to shove her around except her center of gravity is fucked and one good push and she'll topple over. If Salah wanted to physically discipline her in the manner of his Muslim forebears, there would be little she could do about it.
It really was a very bad idea for someone with so little strength and stamina to go to a repressive place and put her faith in a man who was so stupid he wanted anything to do with her in the first place.
Also Chantal needs to know that if BBJ dies in pain, the Internet will be most displeased. Don't fuck with cats, and all that.
Also also it's hard to believe but I really hate Peetz about a million times more than I did before she left for Kuwait. Naive idiot that I am, I genuinely felt like maybe Peetz was getting a bit better, able to cook his food and go to therapy and maybe thrive a bit without her there. But then he shows what a useless piece of shit he is when he demonstrates that he cannot even arrange to get a sick cat to the vet because he can't drive or get an uber or pay the bill or muster the energy to leave the villa-hovel or use even a tiny bit of his McDonalds-fueled strength to find a solution. Fuck this little troll man and the ogress who shelters him,
