Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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I hope Tim gets a BIG BUCK CELLMATE with a HUGE NIGGER COCK who constantly makes smelly tuna sandwiches from commisary food, leaves the tins out to stink up the cell, plays loud music on his radio, and doesn't flush the toilet after taking a shit.
 
Everyone is talking about prison rape, but the more likely scenario is that Baked will be repeatedly extorted for commissary money. His rich parents will be paying for Tyrone’s honeybuns for 2 months.

We love our guards, our prison wardens
We love our corrections officers they’re important
We love our guards, our prison wardens
We love our COs they’re important
And when they close my cell door my cell door
I know that I appreciate them more, appreciate them more, thank you Lord
When they keep me safe, when they keep me safe
They make the C Pod a better place!
 
Chomo's and babykillers get the mutts law treatment,
Rats, snitches and informers get shanked in the chow line/exercise yard.

First week or so he'll have various groups try to squeeze him for protection payments/commissary money, once they've extracted any useful resources from him or suspect he'll rat on them for protective custody status, well then he just becomes a liability.
 
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