Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 106 34.8%

  • Total voters
    305
They really seem like a bunch of Gen-X boomers who literally just discovered the Internet.

I stole this screencap from one of @Yandex Captcha Solver 's posts:
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They literally describe the chat as a "private club". There are no such thing as private clubs on the Internet! Especially in a chat! The sense of false security that they keep on insisting on sticking to despite it being proven non-existent over and over again is absolutely ABSURD.
I can only assume it has something to do with sex-cult brain rot.
Somebody needs to explain to these idiots they are not gonna stop screencaps being posted to KF.

If somebody with an account here lurks in there, and the username used here is different than there (which it absolutely should be), how the FUCK are they gonna connect the two accounts together to ban them?

The dumb is palpable.
 
JFC these retards can't even discuss pizza without turning it into sexual innuendo.

I'd be careful about that...
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Idk if anyone has mentioned bc I’m pages behind but Michael Long’s ex-girlfriend (wife?) was named Elissa. They were together several years but have since split. Not sure if it’s the same Elissa. That’s maybe where the pedo accusations are coming from, as the anti-Michael Long side believed Michael & Elissa “kidnapped” Sophie for whatever alleged nefarious purposes.
 
Interesting to note the last mention of 'locals' on his twitter was on the 2nd of December and the last link to his locals was on the 12th. Most likely he is just being lazy because they are still linked every stream.
Also interesting is that in the last 2+ months only 2 live chat histories have been disabled. I wonder what happened in there to have "Free-speech" Rekieta decide to delete everything.
 
Idk if anyone has mentioned bc I’m pages behind but Michael Long’s ex-girlfriend (wife?) was named Elissa. They were together several years but have since split. Not sure if it’s the same Elissa. That’s maybe where the pedo accusations are coming from, as the anti-Michael Long side believed Michael & Elissa “kidnapped” Sophie for whatever alleged nefarious purposes.
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that her in the top right i guess? same dimples
 
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I'm wondering if anyone knows of any clips of Rekieta shilling the locals where he states that it's free to join and see chat but paid members can also watch his locals streams and post messages in chat.
Took some digging, thankfully youtube has a transcript option, to search the video
Pretty sure there was a stream on Rumble that was even more explicit, but since Rumble doesn't have a transcript option, it would take a few days straight watching balldo, which isn't gonna happen.
 
you probably want to fuck Nick then take his skin off and wear it like a coat.
Just like the ancient Irish did.

I used to watch nick for legal content. I noticed him going towards more gay shit months back and just lightly reduced how often I watched. It's wild to be reviewing it now to see how RAPIDLY he's doing this. Dude is gonna tear the wings off this plane he's overspeeding so hard.

Last real thing, I guess. Every lolcow always bitches that the forum is a bunch of babies or karens or whatever gay ass term they wanna use that week. We're an abyss, they seem to think. We're not the abyss. To be fair, you are seeing an abyss, but this place is just a mirror. The abyss is you, retard. Looking forward to the harvest. He's too drunk to not go out there. The entire point of life, Nick, is to contend with your own hedonistic desires in a way where you are able to overcome your baser self. Maslows hierarchy wasn't an invitation to be a degen or describe the point at which becoming a degen was acceptable. Yet you climbed it like a ladder to a diving board so you can go head first into a pool of slop.

Cry more about how "hurr durr they just want me as trad dad". Dumbass, nobody here is giving you money. Do what the fuck you want. We just think its pretty funny for you to go from billing yourself as that for years to a wider audience to the point where you made a point to stream with people who felt the same way about sex, family, and raising kids to now acting like that either a) wasn't a lie or b) isn't you coping about being in your 40s.

Congrats on the wine mom money and boobs, if that's really what you are after. lmao. Didn't realize you could make that much money and still be a fuckin loser.
 
If it's the same woman, she is worse than the Discord Wine Moms because she... inserted herself into a rather messy situation involving child abuse. I think we can infer the "revenge porn" came from Michael's phone. Most likely discovered by his wife.

Looks like she is inserting herself here on Lady Rackets side. I would regard her as a malicious actor. She already wrecked one marriage.
 
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That Michael Long case is all kinds of fucked from every single angle.
Timeline on this is all super fuzzy for me but, from what I remember of it, Michael and his ex-wife (#1) Kelly had a daughter together, named Sophie. Sometime after their divorce, he gets married to a woman named Kourtney. They also split and he begins dating Elissa, who had been following the case surrounding his daughter. I don't know how long they dated, but I don't think they are still together.

The Sophie case:
At some point in this messy timeline, Sophie alleged that her mother Kelly's boyfriend/fiance/idk had been molesting her. I think there's even video of her somewhere looking terrified at the prospect of having to go back to them. Michael decides not to return Sophie to her mother during a visitation and flees with her to another country for several months. I don't know if Elissa was involved with this or assisted Michael with any of it, but she wasn't charged with anything that I know of. Eventually Michael and Sophie are located and returned to the United States. People on Kelly's side made allegations that Michael had abducted her for the purposes of molesting her. Kelly wanted Michael to be sent to jail for 30 years or something for it. Some of these people on Kelly's side did stuff like get third parties involved with the case on a professional level like Ken Jennings fired from his job. I don't know what has happened with the case after Michael was found. But I do remember that Nick was strongly on Michael's side in the whole thing, and so all these allegations from ArtTheClown that Michael and Elissa are pedos is really bizarre, and I'm glad Nick told him to knock that shit off in locals yesterday.
 
That's an excellent point. Nick was saying how these women i.e. Claire and Elissa are jealous of these pretty 40-50 year old wine moms. Believe I posted it before, but here it is again.
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Man, Nick's eyesight must be starting to go in his old age if those are his ideas of "pretty women".
 
Nick has came back to locals after be incognito for the last ~16 hours or so. He won't name drop the farms for some reason.
We are just a really nasty segment of the internet, that he used to look at all the time.
Also looks like he wants to ban people for just logging the truth?
What happened to free speech Nick?
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Mark my words he's gonna twist the family speculation that's going on into the same thing when Ralph said some shit about his wife. I don't expect any introspection from him at this point and I'd be surprised if he lets any of this shit go without addressing it like he should. Few more hours until the stream starts, I'm there with bells on seeing where this shit goes next. Pull up, Nick.
 
Nick has came back to locals after be incognito for the last ~16 hours or so. He won't name drop the farms for some reason.
We are just a really nasty segment of the internet, that he used to look at all the time.
Also looks like he wants to ban people for just logging the truth?
What happened to free speech Nick?
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Free speech but only if it doesn't hurt my fee fees.
 
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